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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:48 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Oh good! a thread well on its way to corruption without *any* influence from me. This just proves what I've been trying to say, *everyone* at SYM is an utter pervert.
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I think that's one of the first things I learnt about this place...
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:51 am
by Demortis
i think its manditory learning here
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:54 am
by Ravager
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:56 am
by Fiona
Well I, for one, am shocked
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:56 am
by Demortis
nice things, nice things. ill get back to you on that one
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:02 am
by Ravager
Yeah, I'm struggling too. Maybe it's a good thing...
@Fiona, at what? Mag's sudden disappearance? Or not so sudden because no-one noticed it until yesterday.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:05 am
by Fiona
At the suggestion there may be perverts here.
I have to go to work - what are you doing up ? Bye
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:08 am
by Demortis
great, someone else that just got shocked
wait till later. later Fiona.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:12 am
by Ravager
Yeah, that's the least of the revelations...
Have a good day Fiona.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:35 am
by fable
I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:55 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=fable]I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.[/QUOTE]
And we better pray. The mushroom connection told me that he is raising an army of undead teased women. Who knows what he'll do after that. I guess taking the world in a MCOPCDAWD fashion.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:47 am
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=fable]I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.[/QUOTE]
I suspect it to be more the case that religion got him...
Indeed, I think I heard a rumour that a bevy of nubile young virgins sacrificed him to their favourite horned god.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:00 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Virgins? You left out the Y in the god description. Anyways, why would any virgins want to touch Mag?
And why would the devil want one of his best servitors killed?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:38 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Anyways, why would any virgins want to touch Mag?
And why would the devil want one of his best servitors killed?
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To torment him mercilessly?
Maybe the devil saw Magrus as a 'pretender to the throne.'
The white, porcelain one, that is......
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:41 pm
by Ravager
Perhaps the devil needed a progress report...
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:41 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Oh come on, she lay the throne joke open for you and you didnt take it!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:43 pm
by Ravager
What? I left it for more perverted individuals!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:11 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=dragon wench]One day he got a call from a guy who was trying to find out how he could obtain "health coverage" for his goat..... And then the guy's next question involved maternity benefits[/QUOTE]
I think I found something to add to my sig. LMAO.
[QUOTE=fable]I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.[/QUOTE]
Oh good God... wait. Is he Catholic? Are we sure he's not in it for the communion wine?
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:33 pm
by Luis Antonio
No. Magrus is not Catholic, he is Alcoholic
BTW, yes, its time to start searching car trunks for his corpse.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:43 pm
by Demortis
I call dibs on his wallet!