Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

Summoner · Post by **Summoner** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:43 pm

Graves

Haha yeah the funniest thing I ever saw on Fable TLC was on one grave (I saw many but this one was frickin funny) It said something like this: A.A Carson. His hobby was to hang. He did! Haha SO funny! Another one was: "AAA" Carson. He thought he knew everything about physics. Until he fell off a cliff! Hilarious! Remember! The name Carson is not the right one! I just took it for example!

bennny28 · Post by **bennny28** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:16 pm

graves

another funny grave is:
something something tested an anti-balverine hat. it didn't work.:laugh:

BurningMan · Post by **BurningMan** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:53 am

Spoiler Alert

hi all, im new

*SPOILER*

probably not the funniest thing ive seen, but taking the quest to gain "the oldest soul" the evil way was a crack up.

Guildmaster: "I have powers you cannot even begin t-"
*Hero kicks Guildmaster mid-sentence*
*Hero stabs Guildmaster and takes soul*

...it was funnier at the time

grimsfire69 · Post by **grimsfire69** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:57 pm

Really when your evil and giving the books to the School teacher like the sock method and eyes of a killer pretty good stuff. Also just how dumb some people are like the boy in knothale glade There trying to kill us its the best day ever. Also the graves are funny and people calling your hero ugly and the sweet sweet burning them with a lev 4 fireball.

grimsfire69 · Post by **grimsfire69** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:00 am

[QUOTE=OneWingedAngel]I was totally evil, and I think someone told me "You look like a smacked arse." and well... watching them run away in fear always gives me the giggles. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Yah that rules making them all scared then hitting them with lightning just a little bit and hearing them beg good stuff.

CWolf2 · Post by **CWolf2** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:38 am

[QUOTE=BurningMan]hi all, im new

*SPOILER*

probably not the funniest thing ive seen, but taking the quest to gain "the oldest soul" the evil way was a crack up.

Guildmaster: "I have powers you cannot even begin t-"
*Hero kicks Guildmaster mid-sentence*
*Hero stabs Guildmaster and takes soul*

...it was funnier at the time

[/QUOTE]

Exactly! It's like the old movie said, "if you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk." I was sitting there laughing at that for a good 3 minutes before I loaded the save just before I killed him, and went to get Nostros (I'm 100% good btw, just wanted to see what GB said was "one of the funniest things in Fable".

klinkanswe · Post by **klinkanswe** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:05 am

Funny in fable

the prophets of the firehearth !

"mommy, here i come!"

robc_626 · Post by **robc_626** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:46 am

Definitely when the Prophet tells you you have to make it all suns, then the other says "But you said he'd get it either way, you told me!" I just laughed and laughed.

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ff7freak53 · Post by **ff7freak53** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:31 am

funniest thing ive seen is this:
i had just finished having sex with lady grey when she said "your a hero in more ways than one." and i just started jammin on the F3 button and my guy did the manly arm pump and he replied her with "YES!"

Jarryd Pugh · Post by **Jarryd Pugh** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:40 pm

two funny thing happened to me i was in twin blades camp and i used my bow on one of the bandits and i knocked him out but he was still standing up. the other was when i was in snowspire i talked to a guard and sponsered his break and killed him but then the other guards came up to me and congradulated me.:laugh:

Jarryd Pugh · Post by **Jarryd Pugh** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:44 pm

oh and just something else i killed my sister and people keep going "you killed your own sister, yahoo":laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Arzinium · Post by **Arzinium** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:34 am

This S-H-I-T thing was funniest for me but another quite funny thing was:

When i went to see my sister at Old Grey House i was about 40 and she was about 19!
Then when i went to collect my Mother from the Torturing place I looked centuries older than her!
Then finally when I got married there's a picture of a young handsome man (im not homosexual) but i thought: "Oooh am I going to be made young again?" then i saw my picture and by that time i was about 69!!!!!!! AND SHE WAS ABOUT 20-25!

Sure, it was funny but the ageing process is to quick.
I haven't got it yet so i hope they do something about the ageing process on the new Fable TLC

Arzinium · Post by **Arzinium** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:39 am

How thick are:

How thick are: The people in Bowerstone South?
"Chicken Chaser, what does that mean?"
WORK IT OUT! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
sorry i had a brief moment of anger back their. But how thick can you get?

Furuba · Post by **Furuba** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:52 pm

I thought this was hilarious at the time:
I was in oakvale with my wife and i got her to follow me, originally meaning to go and buy her a beer at the inn. Instead I decided to go and see what her reaction was if went and fought in the fist fighters gang.

I had her following me when i agreed to take place and was surprised to see that she started beating up the guys that I was fighting. All I had to do was to stand behind her when he was aiming a punch at me.

In the end she got hit so many times she got killed. It was funny as anything seeing him whack her around. :laugh:

badboyd22 · Post by **badboyd22** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:02 pm

fist fighting

you must try that in the bandit camp.. get some bandits to follow you and than go fistfighting.. your followers will get there swords and beat up your enemy:laugh: you want have to do a thing.. to bad that it doest work well.. somehow they disapeared afther that

Berethor · Post by **Berethor** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:11 am

the trader near the beginning who says "fwee"

your wife when ur *cough*doing her*cough* and when she says ooohh u are norty, oooh.

i love when i put on a dress and the chicken hat and do the **** call in the middle of the knothold glade tavern!!cracks me up how girls that loved me before are all of a sudden saying "you are the ugliest man ive ever seen".

putting on a dress and the red head wig, walking into a tavern and doing the crotch grab has got to be one of the funniest things.

kakashi59 · Post by **kakashi59** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:09 pm

When I was in bargate prison. When I first got in, and the guy in the cell next to me said, "the winner get's a trip to the warden's office. What happens in there... is too horrible to mention..."

so when I got into the warden's office I thought I might be in for something nasty. So when the warden said, "One of my world-famous poetry readings" and my character leapt back with a shocked expression on his face, I cracked up laughing. And then, when he got to the actual poetry, it was so hopelessly bad that I had to laugh at that too!

Xennex · Post by **Xennex** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:00 pm

Being fully evil and wearing dark plate armour whilst fishing gave me a bit of a chuckle dince it seemed so bizzare.

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:14 am

i havent played for a long while so i'll say the faceprint in the frying pan

Xennex · Post by **Xennex** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:51 am

(NB: I didn't find this in the game but on the subsite.)

The descrption of the Lionhead Back Tattoo also game me a chuckle

[indent]Description: Lions are fabled creatures that are supposed to exist in warm climates, hunting their prey by night and sleeping in shadows by day. The Lionhead image was worn by a group of men in the Old Kingdom whose sole purpose in life was to take over the world, planning to do so under cover of night. Their over-ambitious plans failed with the invention of torches.[/indent]

clicky!