LOL LOL Some of the main protaganists dialogues crack me up

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:16 pm

Viconia asked Jan something I can't remember, and Jan once again started telling one of his stories, Viconia said something like "this is ridicolous, why do travel with this bufoon?!" to which I could either reply: 1."Hey, you got him started!" or 2."Ah, it all goes back to Jan's great-grand cousin...", and Jan continues the story until Viconia screams to shut up...

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:17 pm

Oh yeah, and at some point in the Jaheira romance you can reply:" You usually only talk foolish garbage, but for once your words ring true! I should be the Lord of Murder, with all as my servants!"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:27 pm

The best is in Brynnlaw when trying to get into Spellhold. When talking to the pirate king, trying to convince him your crazy, you tell him to talk to Minsc. Minsc then goes into a speech of how he doesn't look like a pirate king, and that he should have a parrot, peg leg, eye patch and other sterotypical pirate things. I found it one of the most amusing things I have ever read!

Laurelei · Post by **Laurelei** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 8:52 pm

ToB Dialog spoiler--anyone else get this?
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We're in Watcher's keep and Anomen and Imoen strike up a conversation about the Knights. Imoen says something about 100 knights of the Radiant Heart coming to Candlekeep about 10 years ago to give the monks a book. She says she got a peek at it and it was full of naked men and women! She said Winthrop got very angry with her, but she noticed that he kept the book in his room from then on

Anyway, old uptight Anomen got a little embarassed but I was rolling. I can't see how naked men and women would bother him though, he's a pretty randy guy in ToB

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 10:06 pm

Here's another good one:

Keldorn: Imoen! What... are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren't you?!

Imoen: Well, no... I just...

Keldorn: Just what? Out with it, girl. I won't have a party member stealing from me.

Imoen: No, no, that's not it! I... I was just... I was just trying to find out if you're as muscular under your armor as you look.

Keldorn: Eh? What's this?

Imoen: Oh, I know that you're married and all that, Keldorn... but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I... I can't help myself, I just want to touch you all the time!

Keldorn: Imoen! I... I have a daughter that is the same age as you!

Imoen: I don't know what it is, Keldorn... maybe it's the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild!

Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I... I had no idea I had this effect on you...

Imoen: Oh, get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. (giggle!) Here's your ring back. I won't take it again, I promise.

[ 07-20-2001: Message edited by: Sojourner ]

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 11:07 pm

I'd have never guessed that Imoen had it in her!!! I wonder if she's searching for a father figure?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Fri Jul 20, 2001 12:04 am

Not exactly a conversation between NPC's as it involves commoners found on the pirate isle, between two pirates. Conversation follows as
Pirate 1- Argh!
Pirate 2- Argh!
Pirate 1- Argh!
Pirate 2- Argh!
Pirate 1- Argh!
(Pirate 2 kills Pirate 1)
Pirate 2- He asked for it.
Very funny and VERY weird too.

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Fri Jul 20, 2001 11:29 am

I laughed for 5 minutes when Anomen, on our first visit to the Order of the Radiant Heart, started his "pool of corruption" - rant

GEorGE · Post by **GEorGE** » Fri Jul 20, 2001 5:52 pm

OK, you can't argue that Lilarcor is one of the funniest doods in the game. Here are some of his sayings.

"Oh, there's GOT to be LOTS to kill down here! Just pick a direction and start swinging! Woo-hoo!"
"Find someone rich, and kill him, then find someone richer ... and kill him too. Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woo-hoo!"
"What's my status? Since when do you care about me, unless I'm impaled in something's guts?"
"Hmph. I suppose I'm okay. Why? Are we gonna kill something now? No? How about now? No? Hmmm... now, maybe? Grrrr..."
"Come on, let's go kill something! Something small! How about him? No? Him? No? Let's go kill something!"
"I don't chop wood. OK? I'm not an axe."
"You know, my last owner always said, I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass."
"Now! Now! Come on kill something now! Yeah!"
"I think you need to take better care of me. I've got more chips than a blind beaver ... I look like a second-rate pig-poker."
"Alright, listen beefy, I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication."

Also I just found out that in different areas he says different sentences, like the first one was in Underdark and I had never seen this one before.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 20, 2001 8:52 pm

Lilacor is a riot. The actor did a wonderful job of sounding like a strung-out addict looking for his next fix.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 20, 2001 9:25 pm

Lilarcor is the man...I mean, the sword

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Fri Jul 20, 2001 9:27 pm

Just my opinion, but don't you think Lilacor sounds remarkebly similar to one Michael Keaton when he was playing that freaky dude from Beetlejuice?