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[QUOTE=Fiona]I wish Demortis became a peaceful and helpful person, with no interest in destruction[/QUOTE]

Demortis is struck in the head by a large blind bird, whereby leading to brain damage. This leads him to being send to the UK for medical attention and he ends up with a total lack of social grace, common sense, grasp of reality and a strong drive to help everyone he sees. Now, he attempts to help everyone be a puppet and chases them with twine in the streets.

I wish I had a pet gorilla as my bartender. *nods*

[QUOTE=Magrus]Demortis is struck in the head by a large blind bird, whereby leading to brain damage. This leads him to being send to the UK for medical attention and he ends up with a total lack of social grace, common sense, grasp of reality and a strong drive to help everyone he sees. Now, he attempts to help everyone be a puppet and chases them with twine in the streets.

I wish I had a pet gorilla as my bartender. *nods*[/QUOTE]

The gorilla turns out to be King Kong and in a drunken rage, he steps on you and goes on a mass rampage through the city.

I wish I had an infinite vat of chocolate milk to drink.

[QUOTE=The Z]I wish I had an infinite vat of chocolate milk to drink.[/QUOTE]

Your vat of chocolate milk is too large to be refrigerated, and goes sour within hours of having it. The smell drives you mad and because it is infinate, you can never get rid of the milk.

I wish I had a free tap of cold rum attached to my sink.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Your vat of chocolate milk is too large to be refrigerated, and goes sour within hours of having it. The smell drives you mad and because it is infinate, you can never get rid of the milk.

I wish I had a free tap of cold rum attached to my sink.[/QUOTE]

After using the rum to clean your teeth for a few years, they eventually corrode and you can't eat anything but soup, noodles, and chocolate milk. Oh, and rum.

I wish I didn't have to write exams.

Granted, you can do your all your exams orally. And naked.

I wish every month 10,000 Euros were put in my account.

Lestat, granted, but your wealth attracts evil doers and no good scoundrels to you leading to bad luck and eventually your demise.

I wish I had $1,000 for every time I did something stupid.

[QUOTE=Athena]I wish I had $1,000 for every time I did something stupid.[/QUOTE]

You turn into Steve-o's sidekick.

I wish I was king of the US. That's right, king.
Woot, 10,000 post!

Granted, but you recieve various suspicious gifts...all of which you toss aside worried about assasination attempts. The gifts keep flooding in and you soon become known as the king of clutter. (or George Bush)

I wish money fell from the sky instead of snow.

[QUOTE=Magrus]I wish I was king of the US. That's right, king.
Woot, 10,000 post![/QUOTE]
Granted, you get beheaded in the Republican revolt which follows about 10 days after you ascend to the throne.

Darn Athena was quicker:
@ Athena: it melts.

I wish I had no need of sleep.

Lestat, money melts or burns or whatever you will call it anyways.
Congrats Mag on 10,000 posts!

[QUOTE=Athena]Lestat, money melts or burns or whatever you will call it anyways.
Congrats Mag on 10,000 posts!

[/QUOTE]
Inveterate shopper, are you?
Oh and I second the congrats.

[QUOTE=Lestat]Inveterate shopper, are you? [/QUOTE]
If that means do I buy things on impulse? Then yes. Money goes in a one hand and out a the other...I find that not carrying money is the best way for me to save it for what I really need to spend it on. *cough*lawyer*cough*

[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish I had no need of sleep.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted and you can't stand being awake with noone to talk to or anything to do in the darkest hours.

I wish I didn't have to travel by train so much.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Your wish is granted and you can't stand being awake with noone to talk to or anything to do in the darkest hours.

I wish I didn't have to travel by train so much.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. But, as you no longer have any need to travel by train, you miss out on countless chance encounters with ravishingly exotic women whom you've only ever seen in your dreams.

I wish we had slaves to do the washing up after preparing lavish meals

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Your wish is granted. But, as you no longer have any need to travel by train, you miss out on countless chance encounters with ravishingly exotic women whom you've only ever seen in your dreams.[/QUOTE]

Does that only happen in Canada? :laugh:

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I wish we had slaves to do the washing up after preparing lavish meals[/QUOTE]

Granted. And then the slaves go on strike demanding equal rights and pay.

I wish I had less work to do.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Your wish is granted and you can't stand being awake with noone to talk to or anything to do in the darkest hours.[/QUOTE]Uh, this is a gaming forum, what do you think I'd be doing?

Granted: you become a slave and only have to do the washing up at DW's place.

I wish I didn't have to shave anymore.

@ Rav Granted. Robots take over the world and it damages the economy so badly that the planet goes into a dark age, eventually regressing from thecnology and destroying all computers! :speech:

Damn Lestat was faster

I wish for a knight in shiney armor.

k, Lestat, you become father time with a huge scruffy beard, Mr. Mountain man...

either that or you loose all your hair going shiney bald; your choice.

Now... about that wish for the knight in shiney armor...

Granted, your knight in shining armor happens to be none other then Me

I wish to have all the knowledge in the world.

[QUOTE=Demortis]I wish to have all the knowledge in the world.[/QUOTE]
Granted, your brain can't cope and melts down, dripping out of your ears.

I wish for eternal youth.

Granted, you learn everything, but you mind cannot process all the information, it suffers from overload, shuts down and you die.
(Damn beaten to it!)

@Lestat, you witness all your friends die in a space of time that is like a heartbeat to you, and life becomes plaid.

Hmm...I wish the bunn-ays ruled the world!