The World According to America

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:37 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]No, no, no Rav...
The word is "innocent"

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Yep, and with you, Hill and Kitten as examples of "innocent Canadians" who can argue with that one?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:21 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yep, and with you, Hill and Kitten as examples of "innocent Canadians" who can argue with that one?[/QUOTE]

You forgot Aegis! Unless, of course, you view him as far more pure than the rest of us!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:29 pm

LOL what was that supposed to mean?

Because you edited DW

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:32 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]LOL what was that supposed to mean?

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It was...um... 'open to interpretation'.... :mischief:

Anyway, I edited, but it is still open to interpretation

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:35 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Well... Whatever I may be, I hope for the best

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You may not live in canada with the innocently backward people but you have not TV or escalators so you might aswell be a canadian because your living in a theme park with no TV

:laugh:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:36 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]It was...um... 'open to interpretation'.... :mischief:

Anyway, I edited, but it is still open to interpretation

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It is as I feared

/Gandalf the Gray, or the White, or the Pink, I dont really remember.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:41 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]It is as I feared

/Gandalf the Gray, or the White, or the Pink, I dont really remember.[/QUOTE]

lmao!

Are you suggesting Aegis is in fact "Gandalf the Pink?" :speech:

That would explain so much! :laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:42 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You forgot Aegis! Unless, of course, you view him as far more pure than the rest of us!

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Aegis isn't in the same league as you and Hill by any means.

I should warn him that there may be an incident coming his way soon when someone I knew storms his province to get her cousin trashed. *shakes my head* It'd be so much cheaper to just come to my place and get wasted. Why people fancy cities, I don't understand.

Canadian police are uptight though. I don't like them. I think I'd fit in except for those people. No sense of humor near the border.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:52 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Aegis isn't in the same league as you and Hill by any means.

Canadian police are uptight though. I don't like them. I think I'd fit in except for those people. No sense of humor near the border.

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True, he's in the Central part of the country, both Hill and I are in the West

Reminds me of one night when we came back from Seattle...

(it is only about 2 or 3 hours drive from Vancouver)
We arrived at the Cdn customs booth, and the officer looked into our vehicle. It is a Subaru SUV, so it does not have any large hidden areas at all. The official peered into our totally *empty* vehicle, got a good look, and then proceeded to ask if we were travelling with anyone else.

We were highly tempted to tell him about our imaginary, terrorist friends in the backseat, but felt it wise to refrain

I think we probably confused his programming or something. We had just went down for the day to hang out, and we didn't...shock and horror... actually buy anything (except for meals).

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:57 pm

*reminisces* man... i love the seattle area.... ahh.... btw DW, have you ever been to the San Juan Islands? absolutley beautiful place, I went kayaking there over the summer, we had a couple of bald eagles following us one day... the wild life was wonderful, the landscape was breathtaking... were we camped... it is rated as one of the top ten sun sets in the world.... now i knwo why... if you havent been... go, even if you dont enjoy kayaking and camping, there are or atleast should be afew hotels and boat tours in the area... altohugh they are all small communities so nothing big... jsut a local bed and breakfast as I understand it....

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:58 pm

*nods* Anything out of the ordinary freaks them out. When I was about 13, the guards yelled at me for jumping back and forth arcross the border at Niagra Falls. Well, thats irritating, telling me what to do. So...I told my step brother to pretend he was a horse, I hopped on his back, yelled "ramming speed!" and we charged him. The two of them were not amused when they found out I pretended my fist was a lance. My parents were told to take me home.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:00 pm

@ Phreddie,
I haven't been in the San Juans, but I am very familiar with the Gulf Islands (essentially the slightly more northern equivalent).
I have spent time canoing around the Gulf Islands, and I lived on one of them for a time.
You are right, a very scenic area!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:02 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Anything out of the ordinary freaks them out. When I was about 13, the guards yelled at me for jumping back and forth arcross the border at Niagra Falls. Well, thats irritating, telling me what to do. So...I told my step brother to pretend he was a horse, I hopped on his back, yelled "ramming speed!" and we charged him. The two of them were not amused when they found out I pretended my fist was a lance. My parents were told to take me home.

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I take it your mother never weened you off of the bottle?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I take it your mother never weened you off of the bottle?[/QUOTE]

Of course she did. However, I have a nice collection living the cupboards of my appartment. They're rather larger now, and most definately not appropriate for infants. Unless they're teething of course. Or Irish. *nods*

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:08 pm

Irish babys dont drink, they... experiment...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:28 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Irish babys dont drink, they... experiment...[/QUOTE]

I was about to... no... let it go... It wouldnt help at all.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:30 pm

Couldn't hurt, Luis

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:41 pm

This is very unfair towards USA. Most Americans have a much more accurate and detailed image of the world than what that map suggests.

Since USA deserve better treatment I have taken the liberty to update the map with additional regions, that gives more justice to the American psyche.

Sorry Fable, I couldn't resist.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:20 pm

Good work, Dottie.

I'm glad someone watches out for and fights against unjust generalization.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:53 pm

Oh, that's wonderful. I am sure that cleared so much up.

lmao! Are you suggesting Aegis is in fact "Gandalf the Pink?"

That would explain so much!

Honestly, when you posted that, I though Gandalf the Wrinkly...

Aegis isn't in the same league as you and Hill by any means. I should warn him that there may be an incident coming his way soon when someone I knew storms his province to get her cousin trashed. *shakes my head* It'd be so much cheaper to just come to my place and get wasted. Why people fancy cities, I don't understand.

Canadian police are uptight though. I don't like them. I think I'd fit in except for those people. No sense of humor near the border.

Heh heh, Aegis isn't on enough to argue that. I can honestly say that you never want to hear him talk about his codpiece.

(For those here who know what the term 'Kiss the Cod' means

)

Anyways, the majority of the Canadians on SYM are out here in the west, OS and Z live near either of us. Aegis is out in the Center of the country all alone. (yes, with the other 20 million Canadians there

), so the Central Branch of the Perverted Canadians reside out there.

Meanwhile, I am a hop, skip, and a jump (including a short drive and a flight) to DW.

A couple of days ago they asked on of my friends if she had a grenade in the car. She lobbed a pinecone in. I told her my story and she decided to. Needless to say it took her a while to get through customs.