Awakened From Slumber

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:44 am

Your most welcome, your Royal Foulness.

You still haven't lost your touch in the Art of Flaming.

@Z: Aye, blame it on the High COMM as usual.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:50 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]You still haven't lost your touch in the Art of Flaming.

[/QUOTE]I would agree. Though, it reminds me, oddly enough, of a mudskipper and how it repeatidly jumps out of the water, onto dry land in attempt to change it's lot in life. A futile effort, rewarded simply with dry, heaving, gasps for oxygen, suffering a slow, painful termination, with the threat of never returning to a place in which it can freely breath. All in all, the task inevitably seems monotonous, and pointless, with the results always the same.

Yeah, he still has his touch.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:04 am

[QUOTE=Aegis]Yeah, he still has his touch.

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Hmmm... it got me into thinking, Cruiser...

...where you ever "touched" by the Foul One?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:17 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]Hmmm... it got me into thinking, Cruiser...

...where you ever "touched" by the Foul One?

[/QUOTE]
While deliberation is still pending, I am not allowed to speak of the case

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:15 am

[QUOTE=The Z]You wouldn't stand a chance...the Rolling Thunder, the COMMS...

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I take that as a challenge!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:09 am

[QUOTE=ik911]*no longer has water against flames and would be completely defenseless, if it wasn't for five things*
1. Witch King doesn't come to SYM often.
2. Witch King doesn't know me at all.
3. Witch King has been absent for so long he lost touch of flaming.
4. Witch King is a bit scared.
5. Witch King doesn't read this all. He's busy maintaining the illusion of a life.[/QUOTE]

Yeah! Hell yeah! That kind of disconsiderating people that makes this world the stinking swamp it is!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:00 am

[QUOTE=Witch King] He shall FLAME you all... [/QUOTE]
You don't want to break the forum rules, do you?

Birthday or not, the law shall be enforced. :devil:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:08 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]You don't want to break the forum rules, do you?

Birthday or not, the law shall be enforced. :devil:[/QUOTE]

Kill him! With your mighty bow, Brynnie!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:33 am

I shall barehandedly deal with all those returning scumbags who think that, by just posting one utterly ridiculous thread, their legend relives, re-animates or reincarnates, while their exhausted spirits have been swarving the banks of the river Styx for years, wondering why no-one could be bothered to give them a grave and a coin.

While some people jump up and down in excitement, your sudden return does not move my cold heart.

Time to reprove yourself, I dare you. I'll be the helpless worm, floating atop the water with a huge metal hook through my liver. I'm struggling to get away, but I can't swim nor move. I'll act as "the bait".

While I wonder and wait...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:57 am

...someone had a good birthday, after all, then.

At least we now know the hell's open for everyone to enter whether you like or not after appearances of BOTH Witch King and Waverly.
We now have to wait for Weasel to show up in his thread for our perfect day...

Hello, WK, anyway.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:58 am

I AM Weasel.

I've also been the Witch King on occasion.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:30 pm

[QUOTE=Waverly]I have had a previous close relationship with myself, and have gone through lengthy and expensive self separation proceedings.

I AM Weasel.

I've also been the Witch King on occasion.

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Someone should regulate the charlatans who perpetrate this kind of fraud on the less fortunate amongst us. Ok, he may have got what he paid for, but looking at the results it is hard to believe he was responsible for his actions when he took the decision

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:33 pm

I think he likes to pretend to be other people, maybe so his late night encounters seem to include someone else?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:34 pm

You think it's rational?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:35 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]You think it's rational?

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Did I say this?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:19 pm

Waverly and I don't like being discussed like we aren't in the room

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:21 pm

[QUOTE=Waverly]Waverly and I don't like being discussed like we aren't in the room

[/QUOTE]

I apologize. We'll resume when you aren't in the building.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:39 pm

[QUOTE=Witch King]the Witch King would like to take this moment to thank Ick918, ianatony, Kypy, Patty, magrus, ravager, Tony, Maharlika and BuckSanta for the birthday wishes.

the Witch King would like to take this moment to say "DIE A SLOW DEATH" to the rest of you. some of you have known the Witch King for years and did not wish him well, though others the Witch King does not even know did. the Witch King is not pleased. have a care.

further, the Witch King would like to take this moment to point out that His birthday is in JULY. therefore, he can only assume that you are all in some way attempting some sort of ill-advised conspiracy against the Witch King. this is not wise. dos't thou think His eyes blind?? that, because it's been long since He has been to this den, that His agents wouldn't notify Him of this???

He shall FLAME you all... your weak judeo-christian-islamic-hindoo Gods will never recognize even your ashes.[/QUOTE]

It's a sad day for SYM. The Witch King has become the Drama Queen.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:27 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It's a sad day for SYM. The Witch King has become the Drama Queen.

[/QUOTE]
Nothing new, then.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:53 pm

Hate birthday threads anyway, who needs reminding? Especially seven months in advance!!...five months late isn't as bad, but still...seven months in advance is a bit presumptious! Anyway, happy whenever it is, that is if you want to be happy when it happens? Shouldn't presume. Ok, have a birthday when it suits and be happy if you want to!