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1. Without Venom, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
2. Americans discard enough Venom to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
3. Venom is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
4. Over 46,000 pieces of Venom float on every square mile of ocean!
5. Venom is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
6. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Venom.
7. Without its lining of Venom, your stomach would digest itself.
8. If you toss Venom 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
9. Venom has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Venom!

[quote="Hill]3.The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Hill-Shatar.[/quote"]

Is this true Hill?

About 100 people choke to death on the Spam Factory each year.

If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about the Spam Factory.

If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets the Spam Factory!

The Spam Factory can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.

The Spam Factory can sleep for three and a half years.

Research indicates that the Spam Factory will be attracted to people who
have recently eaten bananas!

A thimbleful of the Spam Factory would weigh over 100 million tons.

It can take the Spam Factory several days to move just through one tree.
The Spam Factory cannot swim.

You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of the Spam Factory to reach the earth's core.

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You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of the Spam Factory to reach the earth's core.[/QUOTE]

Hahahah this is a real one

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Obsidian!
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Obsidian!
Two grams of Obsidian provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
If Obsidian was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
The word 'samba' means 'to rub Obsidian'.
California is the biggest exporter of Obsidian in the world.
Obsidian can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
Worldwide, Obsidian is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Obsidian! - Not sure if I appreciate that....
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Obsidian!
Obsidian is incapable of sleep! - No doubt with the average person spending thirty days inside me...



About God....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about God!
If you drop God from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground. - HE SHALL SMITITH YE
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets God! - Everyone gets god
God can taste with his feet. - Does he have to taste?
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal God. - Seems somewhat improper
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be God! - The genocide we've committed....
God can be very poisonous if injected intravenously. - HAHA, just like alcohol.
God has only one weakness - the colour yellow. - Friggen yellow
God cannot jump. - Does he have to?
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention God. - HAHAHAHA
India tested its first nuclear God in 1974! - heh

Antobiotics will not work on Viruses! Now why won't my dumb as piggy doo doo patients realise this?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Denethorn!

1. More people are killed by Denethorn each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
2. Denethorn is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Denethorn', hated Denethorn and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Denethorn.
5. It can take Denethorn several days to move just through one tree!
6. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Denethorn every year.
7. The risk of being struck by Denethorn is one occurence every 9,300 years.
8. Baskin Robbins once made Denethorn flavoured ice cream.
9. Never store Denethorn at room temperature.
10. You should always open Denethorn at least an hour before drinking him!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spam!


Spam can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.

It's bad luck for a flag to touch Spam!

Spam can sleep with one eye open!

Spamology is the study of Spam!

Baskin Robbins once made Spam flavoured ice cream!

When provoked, Spam will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of
boiling chemicals at its attacker!

Spam can taste with its feet!

Spam is worth its weight in gold - literally.

Olympic badminton rules say that Spam must have exactly fourteen feathers!

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Spam, though it may feel uncomfortable.




Ten Top Trivia Tips about Queen!

Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Queen', hated Queen and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!

Queen can sleep with one eye open!

Queen are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!

The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Queen would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields.

The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Queen!

Native Americans never actually ate Queen; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.

Queeocracy is government by Queen.

Queen are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Queen.

The most dangerous form of Queen is the bicycle! (I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike . . . )

Women shoplift four times more frequently than Queen!