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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:05 am
by Maurice
Dwarves have a sure-fire way to kill ANYONE in a single hit ...
First they must eat lots of brown beans. Then they just turn their backs towards them, bend forward and lower their pants. Kills EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Guaranteed!
(Warning, kids, don't try this at home!
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:08 am
by Gruntboy
Now hey! That's the Black Pig of Disaster you're talking about there. Only one mystical figurine has that power. Oh and all kinds of Orcs, goblinoids and ogres.
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The Black Pig of Disaster summons forth a billious purple cloud!
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:50 am
by Omar
You can thwart that attack with a good save versus a$$ weapon.
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:52 am
by Baassie
Or just put Maurice's face in allignment with it!
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If you can't stand the heat... feel free to DIE!
Worked for every other human being I encountered so far!
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:54 am
by Maurice
Hey, that's MY secret weapon! And mine alone! You have no rights to it whatsoever!
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:59 am
by Ubik
There is no save vs the "notorius fart" (TM) Not even Maurice's face
At least, you can summon some lesbo nymphs of pleasure to do the job for you (can't find Elminster to do the spell damned... nobody answers his #%%@#$ phone!)
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:43 am
by Gruntboy
Now the notorious phart might be yours Ubik, but I got to the Balck Pig of Disaster first. HE'S MINE, ALL MINE!!!!
How'd you think I got the Nymphs - gassed them unconscious then let the frollicking begin!
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:47 am
by Ubik
Ok, ok, I gave you the permission to use it. After all, I inspired the BPoD from you
But, beware!!! Or you suffer the wrath of the Lesbo Nymph Chieftain!!! And she is a vicius bitch, I assure you!
Hmm... does that thing actually work? The phart?
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:56 am
by Gruntboy
Check out the Expansion pack poll post for an in-depth description.
The Phart? Deadly my friend. Huge area effect. And it lingers. You should also consider the "Buttocks of Blasting". Made from the ass of a incontinent Verbeeg. Wear it as a girdle and simply smother your enemies to death.
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The Black Pig of Disaster summons forth a billious purple cloud!
[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-09-2001).]
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 4:12 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
How about this one.
Make him do the Aerie romance from the begining to the End.
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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 4:14 pm
by Ubik
Drak!!!!
I thought you had some compation in that cruel dark elven heart of yours for that poor ex-winged whiner
Seems like I have mistaken
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2001 4:17 pm
by Waverly
Why not ctr Q him into the party and send him on a particulary dangerous mission. Alone. Or you could put the moves on him once he is in the party :O
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2001 7:09 am
by Baassie
(speak with stiff teacher's voice) Now now... This isn't a BG2 related thread. Well, not really! Look out, you all, or I'm going to close this thread and punish you all! Extra homework... (Bucky Satan)
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If you can't stand the heat... feel free to DIE!
Worked for every other human being I encountered so far!