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For that, I would use a nice white sauce....fable wrote:Now, that's just perverted.
I wasn't clear enough, above. I'm not suggesting Aegis employs sauce while fish slapping. That would be silly. No, I'm suggesting Aegis sleeps in fish sauce. At least, that's what the rumors say. It would help explain a lot.
With a light red wine? Wait a minute--are you actually admitting you sleep in a fish sauce? And a tartar one, at that?Aegis wrote:For that, I would use a nice white sauce....
I admit nothing. Your own mind takes you to places where no sane man would dare tread...fable wrote:With a light red wine? Wait a minute--are you actually admitting you sleep in a fish sauce? And a tartar one, at that?
Your point?Aegis wrote:Your own mind takes you to places where no sane man would dare tread...
It appears to my vastly superior intellect that you attempting a subtle, yet failing, gambit to gather the secrets of the fishy techniques! Never shall I relinquish such secrets!fable wrote:Your point?
Speaking out of curiosity, do you have to practice fish slapping? I mean, is it something you work at to get just right, or is it more of a nature (vs nurture) kind of thing, an inherited trait rather than a skill? Do you find fish slapping requires no work at all, or did you study to become the best fish slapper you could?
And are you training other fish slappers, too?
Gah! I have been fish slapped!Aegis wrote:It appears to my vastly superior intellect that you attempting a subtle, yet failing, gambit to gather the secrets of the fishy techniques! Never shall I relinquish such secrets!
SLAP
Begone with you!
Is it just Aegis or the fact that he's Canadian?fable wrote:Gah! I have been fish slapped!
And by a sturgeon-wielding Canadian, at that!
It's Aegis, a Canadian, and a sturgeon. With a combination like that, we US types could soon be singing O Canada.dragon wench wrote:Is it just Aegis or the fact that he's Canadian?
has it really come to that?!fable wrote: we US types could soon be singing O Canada.
DW:laugh: ....uh how much therapy did you need to get after hearing that song just oncedragon wench wrote:I love you, you love me...*
....*shudders* SLAPslade wrote:DW:laugh: ....uh how much therapy did you need to get after hearing that song just once
no song for me.....Ill take my fish slap thank you...
You forget: down south, here, we have The Star Spangled Banner, which makes The Barney Song sound like The Marseillaise.dragon wench wrote:@Fable and Slade...
That could be serious. I mean, as far as national anthems go, "O Canada" is about as inspiring as The Barney Song
Well, that's two of us that belong among the slapped. Who will be next to join the victims of the mad, sturgeon-wielding Canadian?SLAP
Ask and ye shall receive insolent one!
fable wrote:You forget: down south, here, we have The Star Spangled Banner, which makes The Barney Song sound like The Marseillaise.
Well, that's two of us that belong among the slapped. Who will be next to join the victims of the mad, sturgeon-wielding Canadian?
Or, maybe I'm thinking of another song...So simple, any time you need to sing the Star Spangled Banner, get drunk first, problem solvedChimaera182 wrote:Though our national anthem is sung to the tune of an old English drinking shanty, that does not redeem it at all. It butchered a rather decent drinking song... one has to assume that any song sung whilst drunk is decent.
Or have to listen to it. And if we did that, what with the number of times the fanatics are throwing it about, these days, we might as well retreat into a bathtub of tequilla.dragon wench wrote:So simple, any time you need to sing the Star Spangled Banner, get drunk first, problem solved
Maybe you could just drown the fanatics in it instead. Though that would be a waste of booze...fable wrote:Or have to listen to it. And if we did that, what with the number of times the fanatics are throwing it about, these days, we might as well retreat into a bathtub of tequilla.
Oh... the things I could do with that commentWhich wouldn't be too bad, except I can't imagine wanting to bath with a worm.
But, seeing as I'm attempting good behaviour, I won't 
Considering the politics and boorishness of the current ruler of the Coors Corporation, I suspect they'd thrive. Sad to say.dragon wench wrote:Maybe you could just drown the fanatics in it instead. Though that would be a waste of booze...
There are some good tequillas out there...Hmmm..maybe drown them all in a large vat of Coors Light instead?
Sh-eeyah, riiiight!Oh... the things I could do with that comment