LOL! I can just hear it, now...Xandax wrote:He is just misunderstood
Jon Irenicus: Yes, doctor. What they say about me is true. I did commit genocidal crimes against those moronic Suldannessellar Elves, and I did imprison, torture, and kill others to uncover magical secrets to my advantage--or simply because the cretinous fools were in the wrong place at the wrong time. I also joined forces with a powerful vampire cult, destroyed anybody that stood against me, and attempted to transform myself into the God of Murder.
Dr. Phil: Okay, okay, we're getting somewhere with this. I hear you saying that you were ignored, that they refused to recognize what you had to offer. Of course, this made you feel unwanted, even upset, and you naturally responded with a desire to excel. But you see, you turned your back on expressing your more positive emotions--love, joy, serenity, laughter--and I think that's where your problems really originated, Jon.
Jon Irenicus: So now they've sentenced me to an eternity on this couch listening to the miserable filth you spew.
Dr Phil: Jon, you're missing a great opportunity, here! To grow, to find inner happiness! Let's go over that bedwetting episode involving Queen Ellesime, once more...
