Dwarven females

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:09 am

Women with facial hair - not uncommon, ever been to Maine? <runs for cover>

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:10 am

Sure dem orky cheerleaderz arouse me... are you orkish or wot? Prefer dem skinny humie thingies? Or dem stunty dwarfies? *grunt*

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:14 am

Ho! We're on the rapid-fire round.

Ubik - I take 'em any way I can get 'em

I'll not revert to Warhammer Orcish either - last time I did that I was 14

Hair isn't a bad thing, as long as they don't have it on their nips

If you thin Michigan?Maine are bad, you 'ain't been to London. Rotten teeth too.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:19 am

Terry Pratchett has a nice theory about this.

All dwarves look the same, they have beards and axes etc. Even dwarfs can't tell a female from a male. Therefor most of their 'romancing and dating' system is based on discovering the others' sex. It is concidered very indecent for a female dwarf to dress like a female (wearing dresses, highheeled boots, earrings etc). The way he described this is hilarious really. Especially once the female dwarves start to revolt against this system.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:20 am

Waverly <poking head up from deep cover> that wasn't so bad. London? Actually, I find many of the women there attractive, although the raincoats don't compare to the clothing choices of say San Diego.

Maine: where the men are men, and by god so are the women.- Sir Not Appearing In This Picture.

Bernie · Post by **Bernie** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:21 am

Hehe, sorry for reverting to Warhammer orcish, but sometime it still gets me (though it's still some years ago since I was 14). But I think you got my point... There *must* be something attracting male orcs to female orcs... Just tried to see it the orcish way ;-)

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 1:18 pm

Opps my misstake they don't in bg2

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