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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:45 am
by DesR85
Kipi wrote:Who in earth left those lying around visible?!
Those are the guns of the guards of this place... So, no messing around any of you. CAPISH?
Sure thing, boss.
Looks like automatic and heavy weapons to me. Terrible situation outside, I assume?
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:50 am
by AmpaSand
*stumbles in*
Barkeep, one 'thank Prime" right now please
muttered "too many pub threads not enough hangover cures"
oh hey DW fable, kipi
All: "Thank you and good night"
*falls over on floor, but out of most peoples way*
This in the new drunkard management system
"When the thank prime turns up please make me drink it all of it and then leave me for the 3 seconds it'll take me to sober up"
Thank you. This was a prerecorded message for the drunkard management system
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:33 pm
by Demortis
Dare I ask if they have any booze?
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:04 pm
by Tribblemaker
ONE Iced 8 oz. crystal glass of Arctic water approximately 1/2 in. of shaved ice garnished with fresh lemon.
Exactly 5 degrees celsius.
Not 4 NOT 6.
:laugh:
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:27 pm
by Kipi
Demortis wrote:Dare I ask if they have any booze?
Only nonalcoholic...
@Tribble
One coming right away!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:42 am
by AmpaSand
This is a great bar. There is no sprits (except the normal paranormal type)
Any body for a game of darts?
How to play.
Open word
close eyes
mash key board a few times
count letters
bonus points of 2 per letter in a real word (as in has a space at each end)
abenpeabhnietn
14!
Next!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:11 am
by Sinister
Demortis wrote:Dare I ask if they have any booze?
Yes! Just step in to my bar in the ladies bathroom for some toilet bowl distilled premium!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:54 am
by DesR85
AmpaSand wrote:
Any body for a game of darts?
How to play.
Open word
close eyes
mash key board a few times
count letters
bonus points of 2 per letter in a real word (as in has a space at each end)
abenpeabhnietn
14!
Next!
*Was thrown off 50km away from the bar* Okay. Who's the wise guy that did this?
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:54 am
by QuenGalad
Tribblemaker wrote:
Not 4 NOT 6. :laugh:
7 is wiped out!
Welcome back, Kipi! It's been quite different since you Fellout :laugh: Could you make me some lemon juice with lemon juice and a slice of lemon? Sugarfree please.
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:52 am
by Sinister
*finds a turd in the moonshine*
Who did this?!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:37 am
by Demortis
DesR85 wrote:*Points at a rack full of guns* I assume those are for bar defense?
Coz they aren't mine, that's for sure.
Oh, those are mine, I was wondering if DW kept hiddin them from me! Oh and the turd in the "punch bowl". Wasnt me!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:42 pm
by DesR85
Demortis wrote:Oh, those are mine, I was wondering if DW kept hiddin them from me!
I suspect so. What I do know is that she doesn't like guns and will do whatever she can to get rid of them.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:02 pm
by Demortis
Yea, But DW loves me. She wouldnt throw my weapons away, cuz I do so much for her bars!
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:41 am
by DesR85
Demortis wrote:Yea, But DW loves me. She wouldnt throw my weapons away, cuz I do so much for her bars!
I'm sure she wouldn't do that.
She'll probably hide them somewhere in this inn. Since Kipi is the owner of this place, you should ask him. He's bound to have seen it somewhere.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:35 pm
by Chimaera182
Did you know that a lot of non-alcoholic beers still have alcohol in them? Still, not worth drinking.
Besides, I am fine with a nice cold glass of orange juice. -pulls out flask of vodka- Mmm-MM!
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:18 pm
by Kipi
Chimaera182 wrote:
Besides, I am fine with a nice cold glass of orange juice. -pulls out flask of vodka- Mmm-MM!
*Huge ogre bouncer walks you, takes the flask, and walks away*
Sorry, no own drinks here...
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:59 am
by DesR85
While I'm here, just give me a glass of orange juice, please. Kind of thirsty here.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:22 am
by BlueSky
Pours big cup of Java......hmmm good....strong and black....perfect...
now to step outside for a smoke....
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:23 am
by dragon wench
*laughs*
I'm waaay too busy at the moment to be hiding guns..
Besides, it`s Kipi`s bar, and therefore whether or not there are firearms on the premises is his call.
Anyway... I`m not against all guns... Hunting rifles used expressly for the purpose of bringing home dinner I`m perfectly fine with... Anyone seen Bambi or Thumper around lately?
*orders a strong black coffee and a fruit smoothie for a late breakfast*
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:05 pm
by Faberge
Drinks milk. From a pint.
And I guess guns are also okay for sport. You know when those athletes ski and then stop to shoot five shots and ski again? And then someone wins?
*Shakes head and rises shoulders.*
