What will we do

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 4:08 pm

Originally posted by Nippy:
Hate to tell you this Craig but a Vorpal weapon has to be slashing...

Details, details....couldn't we just focus on the finer points in life...like squashing halflings!!

Xavier45 · Post by **Xavier45** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 4:12 pm

*squish*

wow.. we stil had another halfling? *squish* well.. not anymore i guess

Garrett · Post by **Garrett** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 5:03 pm

Just wait till the halfling revolution! Then halflings will conquer all you ugly, too big, smelly, ugly, humans! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 7:40 pm

@jpe: If you're playing as an elf, then you can't squash halflings. Elves like halflings. Anyway elves are too light to squash anything, humans are too clumsy, and dwarves can't put their foot high enough to squash one.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:14 am

But a Dwarven Thrower would get one!

Does anyone think that as a guild we should invest in catapaults and create a throwers wing?

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:40 am

of course

it would decrease the time you take to travel from one city to another

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 3:32 am

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
of course it would decrease the time you take to travel from one city to another

yes and the numbers of halflings as well

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 3:39 am

since im a fat dwarf i cant step on halflings but i can squish them by rolling over them

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:21 am

I have doged you all HAHA

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:09 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
@jpe: If you're playing as an elf, then you can't squash halflings. Elves like halflings. Anyway elves are too light to squash anything, humans are too clumsy, and dwarves can't put their foot high enough to squash one.

A Half-Elf, friend. And stop looking for a backdoor. I think these boys are gonna squish no matter what you say. I'll leave the little folk alone however, as i very much enjoy their stories and cuisine.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:28 am

Originally posted by Nippy:
But a Dwarven Thrower would get one!

Does anyone think that as a guild we should invest in catapaults and create a throwers wing?

Well we probably can't afford any catapults and i don't we're going to be going to war everyday. We're more of a mercenary and adventurers guild.

Although when we get powerful enough, we can have our mages create golems at the main entrance to remove any troublesome mmerchants. We could also summon doom guards and skeleton warriors to protect our treausre.

Xyx · Post by **Xyx** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 10:38 am

...and Gate a few Pit Fiends to clear out undesirables. Tax collectors, missionaries, stepmothers...

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 11:52 am

and dont forget about Sparky

Xavier45 · Post by **Xavier45** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:37 pm

Originally posted by Xyx:
...and Gate a few Pit Fiends to clear out undesirables. Tax collectors, missionaries, stepmothers...

oo.. nice doggy, nice.. AHHHH

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 5:59 pm

Originally posted by Xyx:
...and Gate a few Pit Fiends to clear out undesirables. Tax collectors, missionaries, stepmothers...

And them some balors and have them fight each other, and we could bet on who would win.

Yeah, everday our priests and mages would summon some baatezu and tanar'ri, and have them fight each other. We could attract locals and gambelers to come and bet on the winner.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 3:47 am

What happens when one wins does it Squish me ?and my fellow halfling?

Xavier45 · Post by **Xavier45** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:56 am

Originally posted by craig:
What happens when one wins does it Squish me ?and my fellow halfling?

no, but i will..
*squish* dang, craig.. i'm so sorry.. MEDIC.

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 11:01 am

*medic comes in* where's the *squish* patient!!