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Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>Hate to tell you this Craig but a Vorpal weapon has to be slashing...</STRONG>

Details, details....couldn't we just focus on the finer points in life...like squashing halflings!!

*squish* wow.. we stil had another halfling? *squish* well.. not anymore i guess

Just wait till the halfling revolution! Then halflings will conquer all you ugly, too big, smelly, ugly, humans! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

@jpe: If you're playing as an elf, then you can't squash halflings. Elves like halflings. Anyway elves are too light to squash anything, humans are too clumsy, and dwarves can't put their foot high enough to squash one.

But a Dwarven Thrower would get one!

Does anyone think that as a guild we should invest in catapaults and create a throwers wing?

of course it would decrease the time you take to travel from one city to another

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
<STRONG>of course it would decrease the time you take to travel from one city to another </STRONG>

yes and the numbers of halflings as well

since im a fat dwarf i cant step on halflings but i can squish them by rolling over them

I have doged you all HAHA

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>@jpe: If you're playing as an elf, then you can't squash halflings. Elves like halflings. Anyway elves are too light to squash anything, humans are too clumsy, and dwarves can't put their foot high enough to squash one.</STRONG>

A Half-Elf, friend. And stop looking for a backdoor. I think these boys are gonna squish no matter what you say. I'll leave the little folk alone however, as i very much enjoy their stories and cuisine.

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>But a Dwarven Thrower would get one!

Does anyone think that as a guild we should invest in catapaults and create a throwers wing? </STRONG>

Well we probably can't afford any catapults and i don't we're going to be going to war everyday. We're more of a mercenary and adventurers guild.

Although when we get powerful enough, we can have our mages create golems at the main entrance to remove any troublesome mmerchants. We could also summon doom guards and skeleton warriors to protect our treausre.

...and Gate a few Pit Fiends to clear out undesirables. Tax collectors, missionaries, stepmothers...

and dont forget about Sparky

Originally posted by Xyx:
<STRONG>...and Gate a few Pit Fiends to clear out undesirables. Tax collectors, missionaries, stepmothers... </STRONG>

oo.. nice doggy, nice.. AHHHH

Originally posted by Xyx:
<STRONG>...and Gate a few Pit Fiends to clear out undesirables. Tax collectors, missionaries, stepmothers... </STRONG>

And them some balors and have them fight each other, and we could bet on who would win.

Yeah, everday our priests and mages would summon some baatezu and tanar'ri, and have them fight each other. We could attract locals and gambelers to come and bet on the winner.

What happens when one wins does it Squish me ?and my fellow halfling?

Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>What happens when one wins does it Squish me ?and my fellow halfling?</STRONG>

no, but i will..
*squish* dang, craig.. i'm so sorry.. MEDIC.

*medic comes in* where's the *squish* patient!!