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Fiberfar wrote:It would be a lot easier to see glowing deer and other animals along the road when you're driving. A glowing moose is a lot easier to see than a normal one.

It would be even more easier to see if one antler glowed in one color, and the other antler in a second color, and they alternated, flashing on and off. If that kind of thing were done in fact with different flashing rates and a random color selection I could see it becoming quite the tourist attraction, especially up in Canada. "Oh, look, Mabel!" a man might say, as he sat scratching the back of his pet beaver before a log cabin. "See all the pretty colors in the forest! The moose must be out in droves tonight, like fireflies, only--well, only their moose. You know."

I think I might cry. I'm so sentimental.

fable wrote:It would be even more easier to see if one antler glowed in one color, and the other antler in a second color, and they alternated, flashing on and off. If that kind of thing were done in fact with different flashing rates and a random color selection I could see it becoming quite the tourist attraction, especially up in Canada. "Oh, look, Mabel!" a man might say, as he sat scratching the back of his pet beaver before a log cabin. "See all the pretty colors in the forest! The moose must be out in droves tonight, like fireflies, only--well, only their moose. You know."

I think I might cry. I'm so sentimental.

You should write a children's book about that. :laugh:
Although the animals might disagree with glowing colours in the hunting season.

On a side note: I thought Canadians were to busy fighting polar bears to be scratching their beavers.

fable wrote:If that kind of thing were done in fact with different flashing rates and a random color selection I could see it becoming quite the tourist attraction, especially up in Canada. "Oh, look, Mabel!" a man might say, as he sat scratching the back of his pet beaver before a log cabin. "See all the pretty colors in the forest! The moose must be out in droves tonight, like fireflies, only--well, only their moose. You know."

ROFL!

And then we'd charge you guys over the border a mint for a nice forest tour full of psychedelic reindeer antlers...


At which point it would be: "Oh look honey! We saw some of those in 1969.. Don't you remember? It was at that big party in the woods..."

Fiberfar wrote: On a side note: I thought Canadians were to busy fighting polar bears to be scratching their beavers.

There is always time to scratch a beaver or two. In Canada, they say, "Stop and scratch a beaver". There is also an ancient Scratching Ritual: before scratching, you must make an eye contact with your beaver and bow three times as you declare your intentions (Canadian French is preferable). Make sure your beaver is not a military type beaver though- military types don't like men scratching their backs and they might become aggressive.

Funny pictures - The military beaver

I'm not sure how the talk has degenerated into beavers in this thread, but ROFL nonetheless. Nice picture by the way Lady Dragonfly, Des'll love it. :laugh:

Back on topic, any of you guys seen I Am Legend yet. I like the essence of the show, where man finds a cure for cancer and the cure turns on man and wipes of civilisation from the face of the earth. Brilliant.

Why a cat? Why not a glowing sheep that way I have a bright jacket for the club. I'd call it my Duke Nukem Jacket of Buttwhuppin. Just goes to show you that Scientists do not watch horror movies. An army of glowing attack cats shall sweep that nation as mind numbing killing machines. Although not as effective as an insectile form the glowing cats shall render the world helpless.

imawindowlickr wrote:Why a cat? Why not a glowing sheep that way I have a bright jacket for the club.

When I first read this, I thought you meant a glowing sheep carrying a club. I think I prefer my idea to yours, because any sheep that carries a club needs something distinctive to set it off, so you can run like hell the moment it shows up.

Maharlika wrote:

I wonder what other living stuff some people can come up with that would glow. :mischief:

That'd take fish slapping to another level.

Fiberfar wrote:That'd take fish slapping to another level.

Indeed. I imagine a starwars duel between Darth Vader and Obi Wan without the light sabers. :laugh:

Obi Wan: This is your father's glowing sturgeon.
Luke: Glowing Sturgeon?

Although if they were Canadian:

This is your father's glowing beaver. Scratch it always.

Maharlika wrote:Strange.

SYM's resident Master Fish Slapper is Canadian. Is Aegis an aberration then?

I've always thought the fish to be his weapon of choice, while the beavers were family?

Maharlika wrote:Strange.

SYM's resident Master Fish Slapper is Canadian. Is Aegis an aberration then?

I thought he was from Alberta.

fable wrote:I thought he was from Alberta.

Which, all things considered, would certainly make him an aberration...

Except that Aegis actually lives in the province of Ontario..

dragon wench wrote:Which, all things considered, would certainly make him an aberration...

Except that Aegis actually lives in the province of Ontario..

So he's an Ontologist? Well, that explains everything!

Suddenly my idea a couple years ago to write a story including glow-in-the-dark prostitutes doesn't sound so far-fetched.

fable wrote:So he's an Ontologist? Well, that explains everything!

It could be worse... at least he's not a Proctologist ...

Yes Club Sheep vs. Scapebeef the showdown !!!!!!!!!

dragon wench wrote:It could be worse... at least he's not a Proctologist ...

Why, is that also typical of the population in Ontario?