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Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:01 am
by Vivien
Vix: LOL, that's just what I was typing
I mean 36 WHAT? Maybe...men don't understand the world of bras?
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:02 am
by Xandax
Well if we are in thoese terms of a woman, for me I would say:
Intelligence: Need to be at least on my page int. wise, so you are able to talk/discuss subjects like politics, art, sience etc.
Wisdom: For me, much like intelligence.
Dexterity: I like sports (playing sports, not watching) it would be cool, if you could play sports with a girlfriend/wife.
Charisma: Here I mean charm, not looks.
(sounds kind of cliche-like, but hey - I don't care if people don't belive me - I know
)
Constitution and strenght: well, dosen't matter much.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:04 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Oh SS, did they never tell you that its cup size that matters not back size? You could end up with a 50'' double A if you're not careful.</STRONG>
ROFLMAO
I am in the computer room at my University and having problem containing my giggles. A student sitting opposite of me surely thinks I am strange....
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:04 am
by EMINEM
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Eminem: Out of curiosity, what characteristics in a woman do you consider to be 'feminist' like?
*Hopes everyone noticed her restraint*
</STRONG>
Feminists? Let me see...
ST: 18/00
DX: 9
CN: 19
IN: 0
WS: -10
CH: -20
No. appearing: Varies, depends what they're protesting about this time. Usually 1000-2000 around the Washington Mall or Democratic fundraiser, though the press may inflate the turnout by 1000%
Race: Any half-orc
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (isn't this the alignment for maniacs?)
Profiencies: Grandmastery at heckling others
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(Just Kidding!)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:07 am
by Shadowstrider
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Vix: LOL, that's just what I was typing
I mean 36 WHAT? Maybe...men don't understand the world of bras?</STRONG>
I was leaving it open...i myself like the b-c cup range...
if you read to far into my immature humor, you'll never laugh.
Instead of adding as little as possible should I be as counterproductive as possible?
[male chauvanist(spelled wrong I know) pig] A women needs to cook, clean and pump out them babies. She needs to have sex when I want it. If she dares to refuse I'll beat her and then leave her with my 16 children[/male chauvanist pig]
Actually I have a poem somewhere called "my wife." I'll try and find it.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:10 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Shadowstrider:
<STRONG>I was leaving it open...i myself like the b-c cup range...
if you read to far into my immature humor, you'll never laugh.
Instead of adding as little as possible should I be as counterproductive as possible?
[male chauvanist(spelled wrong I know) pig] A women needs to cook, clean and pump out them babies. She needs to have sex when I want it. If she dares to refuse I'll beat her and then leave her with my 16 children[/male chauvanist pig]
Actually I have a poem somewhere called "my wife." I'll try and find it.</STRONG>
That's a good way of getting flamed and stomped on. with those comments.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:14 am
by Shadowstrider
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>That's a good way of getting flamed and stomped on. with those comments.
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I had the male chauvanist pig tags on...it's like diplomatic immunity =)
BTW-it was a joke.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:15 am
by vixen
SS- I like the idea of the poem. Try hard to find it and post it- you night restore my faith in men.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:16 am
by Darkpoet
I know, so was I.
But, you have to be careful, women can just go off. *snaps fingers* Just like that.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:17 am
by T'lainya
@ EMINEM..That's exactly what I would expect from some one who'd name themselves after a mysogynistic, no talent bum. Did you get someone to spell and type for you?
j/k too
On a semiserious note, I think lumping all "feminists " together is short sighted. Not all are the man hating rabid people you implied.
@ Shadow..
Brat..
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:21 am
by Vivien
T'lainya: Agreed
Thank you for joining
I've been holding my tongue, trying to show restraint
Darkpoet: And, that sweetie, is why you always get your @ss kicked
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:23 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>T'lainya: Agreed
Thank you for joining
I've been holding my tongue, trying to show restraint
Darkpoet: And, that sweetie, is why you always get your @ss kicked
</STRONG>
Promises, promises. *blows a kiss to Vivien*
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:24 am
by Shadowstrider
well actualy the poem is written by a women...but i cannot find it =/
The only poetry book I can find here is sound and sense and it definatly isn't in there.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:35 am
by Vivien
Darkpoet: You won't trick me that way
Teaching me not to believe Waverly when he seems to want a 'punishment' was maybe not very wise of you....
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:39 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Darkpoet: You won't trick me that way
Teaching me not to believe Waverly when he seems to want a 'punishment' was maybe not very wise of you....
</STRONG>
You got me there. I guess my intelligence is not showing.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:43 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by EMINEM:
<STRONG>
Feminists? Let me see...
ST: 18/00
DX: 9
CN: 19
IN: 0
WS: -10
CH: -20
No. appearing: Varies, depends what they're protesting about this time. Usually 1000-2000 around the Washington Mall or Democratic fundraiser, though the press may inflate the turnout by 1000%
Race: Any half-orc
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (isn't this the alignment for maniacs?)
Profiencies: Grandmastery at heckling others
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.
.
.
.
.
.
(Just Kidding!)
</STRONG>
I see you have meet my ex.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:44 am
by Vivien
Weasel: And you loved every second of it?
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:44 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Weasel:
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I see you have meet my ex.
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Wasn't she the one you called baracuda?
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 11:48 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Weasel: And you loved every second of it?
</STRONG>
Well the rack wasn't that bad.....but the daily beatings was too much
Posted: Mon May 07, 2001 12:42 pm
by Omar
2Weasel:
Shall I send this page to someone special in Brewton ?
As most men will agree with me, the two most important things in a woman/female partner are:
1. the ability to appreciate the time we men spend in the arms of other women: this is just to improve our sexual skills for the sake of the housewive!
2.the ability to completely disappear out of the ex-husband's life after divorce: no alimentation or splitting of the property!