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Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:23 am
by T'lainya
Hmm, how much trouble could I get in..

Err never mind..probably lots

I've got an idea, bring me Waverlys falsified credit cards

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:27 am
by Gruntboy
*flazomba*
Here you go. A visa under Vale O'Wry, a Mastercard for Waverly, a Diner's Club for someone called "Maxine" and a members card for "C*cksure - men for discerning men".

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:32 am
by T'lainya
Oh my!

Thank you Grunt

Now here's what we do..*whispers in the imps ear...and make sure that his bureau officer sees those..just don't make it obvious*

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:35 am
by Gruntboy
*Zang*
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:38 am
by Waverly
@Lainy: Stealing my credit cards is surely a violation of your restraining order.
Grunt, be a good familiar and empty this jar of 15 year old mayonise in Lainy's purse. Oh, and get that membership card back to Weasel before he misses it.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:41 am
by T'lainya
@ Waverly..Grunt the imp already took them after you tried to feed him to a sabertooth tiger.

So why would he dump mayonnaise in my purse?
I'm nice to him

Usually

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:47 am
by Brink
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:50 am
by Waverly
Lainy is
not nice. She is a shrew, but I like that about her

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:51 am
by T'lainya
Thank you Brink
@ Everyone, I'm off to bed

I'll see you later.
@Grunt imp...light Waverlys hair on fire and I'll let you have those magazines you wanted
@ Waverly
[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:55 am
by Brink
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 9:00 am
by Gruntboy
I'm not usually a ladies man, but after an offer like than...
*rapapoom* <appears next to waverly's head, lights fart>
*parp-blast*
*fwoosh*
"Aaaaargh!"
*Kajonga*
"Wow, there's more copies of Juggs here than I could ever hope to get through!"
Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 9:18 am
by Waverly
@Grunt let me see those magazines of 'Bondage Librarians in Heat v.4' that she appeared in and autographed for you. What's a bit of singed hair in exchange for a show like that?
Night Lainy

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 3:22 pm
by T'lainya
Waverly.Remind me to douse you in keresene first

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 1:52 am
by Gruntboy
So, back from a break (a stressful one) Mini-Grunt the pick-pocketing familiar (who's not sure if he's been sold yet) goes for a daily rummage.
*rummage rummage*
What's in Waverly's pack today: Pants made from Hemp.
Vixen's pack: a Sunderland scarf?!
T's pack: lip hair removal cream.
Flagg's pack: a bottle of aspirin and a stomach pump.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 2:38 am
by Flagg
Hmmm..... What to do about this little pesty little imp...
*Flagg places a couple of mousetraps in his backpack*

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 7:08 am
by T'lainya
*whistles for Grunt* Here Grunty..I've got a little surprise for you

*Hides something in hand*
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 7:24 am
by Gruntboy
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 7:31 am
by T'lainya
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 8:13 am
by Gruntboy
<holds out hand>
Give it to me T'

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 8:13 am
by Waverly
LOL

Lainy, does that stuff work on your beard as well?