Well, I guess I got some work in store for me, now don't I....Originally posted by fable
Provided it stays at the door and doesn't venture near the drinks or desserts, sure.I take it the thing is, um, restaurant-broken?
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Um, yes, rather.Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I guess I got some work in store for me, now don't I....
We'll consider it for a future position, perhaps telemarketer.In the meantime, what about you? I mean, are you interested in a job, here? We have absolutely no benefits except the ability to see all of @CE's bellydancing routines whenver she chooses to perform.
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well, I'm already her massuese... your gonna have to promise more then that!Originally posted by fable
Um, yes, rather.
In the meantime, what about you? I mean, are you interested in a job, here? We have absolutely no benefits except the ability to see all of @CE's bellydancing routines whenver she chooses to perform.
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When did this happen?Originally posted by Aegis
well, I'm already her massuese... your gonna have to promise more then that!
I don't recall CE hiring a masseuse. What are your qualifications, other than the fact that you have a syrupy beaver, obviously.To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Can your hair wash dishes?Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I also have a bear drinking bear named Buzzy, and a full head of hair...
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Well, I'm up and about now.
I'd like to order the Syrupy Beaver Special. Hold the phenol. Extra heavy on the bald geese.
Hey!!! What the heck is that in my food???
Looks like a hair. But it's evolved into--what the hell is it?
It's talking!!!
It says it's the Son of Aegis. And there are more. They have learned the Secrets of Spontaneous Regeneration. They will take over the world, one plate at a time.
I'd like to order the Syrupy Beaver Special. Hold the phenol. Extra heavy on the bald geese.
Hey!!! What the heck is that in my food???
Looks like a hair. But it's evolved into--what the hell is it?
It's talking!!!
It says it's the Son of Aegis. And there are more. They have learned the Secrets of Spontaneous Regeneration. They will take over the world, one plate at a time.
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” - Edgar Allen Poe
Curse you! Curse you for discovering my plot of global domination (Everything except BS's establishment). I shall smite with the power of Spam!Originally posted by VoodooDali
Well, I'm up and about now.
I'd like to order the Syrupy Beaver Special. Hold the phenol. Extra heavy on the bald geese.
Hey!!! What the heck is that in my food???
Looks like a hair. But it's evolved into--what the hell is it?
It's talking!!!
It says it's the Son of Aegis. And there are more. They have learned the Secrets of Spontaneous Regeneration. They will take over the world, one plate at a time.
SMACK
*VDali has been smoted using the mystical fish of the Spam King*
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That's "smitten," and please, remember that all powers are supposed to be checked at the door except on weekends. And Aegis, that goes for subordinated protein-based lifeforms intended to act as thermal protection--you'll see it covered on the fifteenth page of your employee contract, paragraph 3,422. No, 25. So get that hair out of here, or suffer the wrath of my Aloepetia Ray!Originally posted by Aegis
Curse you! Curse you for discovering my plot of global domination (Everything except BS's establishment). I shall smite with the power of Spam!
SMACK
*VDali has been smoted using the mystical fish of the Spam King*
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
*Stalks off muttering something about a toothless old man, and collects the hair organism, and throws it out.*Originally posted by fable
That's "smitten," and please, remember that all powers are supposed to be checked at the door except on weekends. And Aegis, that goes for subordinated protein-based lifeforms intended to act as thermal protection--you'll see it covered on the fifteenth page of your employee contract, paragraph 3,422. No, 25. So get that hair out of here, or suffer the wrath of my Aloepetia Ray!
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And if you do that again, I'll throw my dentures at cha!Originally posted by Aegis
*Stalks off muttering something about a toothless old man, and collects the hair organism, and throws it out.*
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