Sucks is not the word for it, but my eyes are mysteriously drawn to brat-eny's bare midriff. MAybe these guys will ditch the pads in the 2nd half and form a scrum.
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\^/averly
roaster of inquisitve paladins
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
@Chrissy, I am guessing this is not a good time to use my mysterious powers of mis-quoting Yeah, people are sick…I have more good stories but will wait for the flames to die down before sharing them I may have to include pictures to make things more clear… oops scratch that idea!
Re: Blob of evil: I am a man of many (er, several anyway) talents, and know enough about the garments in question to turn the small amount of info you gave me into a pretty good guess- Waverly turned into a blob of evil before he committed his evil guesses to writing.
BTW the "Tiny bikini in Italy" got my attention, but you knew it was going to, you tease
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\^/averly
roaster of inquisitve paladins
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
kik-put the kobiashi totu on the main screen
super bock- that is maru, captain.
ulaula-on screen.
the screen- the kobiashi maru is a katana class ship, with 3 crew man/woman, 2 cats, 5 mouses and a parot.
Its current cargo is a shipmant of C-cups, books and pictures of girls in bikini on italy.
Kik- well, so why sould we care, right.
ulaula-message from comand sir.
kik-on screen
Rear admiral takeaway-Captain kik, those c-cups are vital for us, help that ship.
kik-ma´m, geez are we offline now ulaula.
ulaula-yes captain.
kik-well set course to the toro, warped factor... err...7.
soso-captain, this ship does not have a factor 7 sir,and that is maru.
kik-well how far can we go.
soso-fast and very fast.
kik-well very fast.
after sometime the USS Chrissy get near the kobiashi maru.
kik-hail the maru.
ulaula-hail now, no respose.
cheakout- captain, there is a DBE ship near the maru.
kik-damn, how they did that?
super bock-I belive that the DBE ship was trying to escape, but since they are blonds they put the ship in reverse and ram the maru.
Kik-well, lets hail that ship.
Ulaula-hailing sir.
DBE ship- hi, nobody is here now, just leave the message after the beep.<beep>
kik-this is the USS Chrissy, please return our call when you get back.
(will go on)
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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche
kik-that is funny, this could be use as a mission on the simulator back at the academy....
All the brige crew-Captain kik,please....
Kik-ok,ok,geez...they are taking to long, what do you think we sould do super bock?
super bock-well captain, I dont know, you are the captain, I dont get paid to think do I.
Kik-well, so i think that we sould board those ships are get all those blonds for ourselfs, Right.
cheakout-Captain, a DBE ship have came out of cloak.
Super bock-the ship is a vaseline type battle crap.It was to be a light ship but since they are blonds they made the ship as a starbase,after 10 years of using that ship on that role they figure it out that is best use as a starship and put a Warping overdrive , we are not sure about the cloak intel belives that it was a primary used as a hair dryer since they are blonds.
kik- hey I am also a blond
all the bridge crew-we notice captain.
kik- lets hail that ship.
ulaula- no reply sir.
kik- well since they are blonds, best if we wait some time.
(will go on)
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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche
Drakron, I don't understand much of your story. Maybe you should try giving the characters a little more history and character so I can understand their motivation.
What am I doing here? Yeah I'm wondering too... I was supposed to be in school till five. It's not five yet... (oh really?) bad Chrissy... (I did good at the tests last week tough ) I reconned I'd just waste my time in the most silly way possible and post a bit in here...
Originally posted by Weasel: Now I guess I will have to keep my eyes open when I post here...I don't want to be scarred for life when Waverly post this pictures.
@ Weasel: You are not old enough to see the pictures. I am not sure if I kept them or not anyway. The one of the daughter I deleted so quick I nearly crashed my hard drive
@Chrissy: Nice work on the tests.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Waverly: You're not sure if you kept them? You didn't throw them away at first sight? shame shame... (ug, men... )
Yes very good of me, I even kept posting the entire week. (see, my grades could have been even better...yeheee)
Weasel, I didn't mean your grandma meant it that way, I meant you meant it that way... What a wonderful sentence that was... I love it...
What's with the sig? Now if you put edited by... well, somebody it would have been more fun.
@Bubbly one: They were naked pictures, Chrissy. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to throw them away? If they were ugly everthing would have been so much easier <sigh>
I'm giving you a B+ for posting skills(you lost half a letter grade for not sending me photos )
@Slyweasel: There's a moral to the story somewhere, but Waverly is at a loss to find it. Slyweasel is probably better at such things.
I need someone somewhere on the Iberian penninsula to check on Drakron, he is becoming incoherent. I think he has taken up crack.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Weasel: How about changing post to message? I bet you could fool people with it... (good thing I can't edit messages or people would hate me..
Waverly: You're one of those... right, so if I want higher grades I have to send you pictures. (reminds me of a certain teacher I had two years ago... my god I can't believe I just said that ) Crack? You sure, maybe he just stole one of Weasels cookies...
The pictures weren't ugly? Must have been really hard for you to turn her down then... poor kid... (ug men...)