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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 8:12 pm
by Waverly
@Weasel watch the halftime boybands, I think Guns'n'Cookies should take a new direction Image

Football is getting on my nerves, too much hype and too many millioniare-felons. They should bring in a rugby league, that would capture my interest Image

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 8:17 pm
by Weasel
Boybands Image Ask Axl Ubik...As for Omar you can ask him too Image

As for the football..beyond boring..OMG the half time show su!ks too....

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 8:26 pm
by Waverly
Sucks is not the word for it, but my eyes are mysteriously drawn to brat-eny's bare midriff. MAybe these guys will ditch the pads in the 2nd half and form a scrum.

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 8:32 pm
by Weasel
They're still people in the stands.... Image


Sleazel is going to break out the '''eye vision'' WOOHEE

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 8:59 pm
by Waverly
@Chrissy, I am guessing this is not a good time to use my mysterious powers of mis-quoting Image Yeah, people are sick…I have more good stories but will wait for the flames to die down before sharing them Image I may have to include pictures to make things more clear… oops scratch that idea!

Re: Blob of evil: I am a man of many (er, several anyway) talents, and know enough about the garments in question to turn the small amount of info you gave me into a pretty good guess- Waverly turned into a blob of evil before he committed his evil guesses to writing.

BTW the "Tiny bikini in Italy" got my attention, but you knew it was going to, you tease Image

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 9:11 pm
by Weasel
@Waverly Sick now you shouldn't be talking about Axl Ubik. Image

As for your pictures please don't post them..not after what I read in your first story. Image


Update... '''Eyevision''' is being used again.. Image

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 9:31 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
kik-put the kobiashi totu on the main screen
super bock- that is maru, captain.
ulaula-on screen.
the screen- the kobiashi maru is a katana class ship, with 3 crew man/woman, 2 cats, 5 mouses and a parot.
Its current cargo is a shipmant of C-cups, books and pictures of girls in bikini on italy.
Kik- well, so why sould we care, right.
ulaula-message from comand sir.
kik-on screen
Rear admiral takeaway-Captain kik, those c-cups are vital for us, help that ship.
kik-ma´m, geez are we offline now ulaula.
ulaula-yes captain.
kik-well set course to the toro, warped factor... err...7.
soso-captain, this ship does not have a factor 7 sir,and that is maru.
kik-well how far can we go.
soso-fast and very fast.
kik-well very fast.
after sometime the USS Chrissy get near the kobiashi maru.
kik-hail the maru.
ulaula-hail now, no respose.
cheakout- captain, there is a DBE ship near the maru.
kik-damn, how they did that?
super bock-I belive that the DBE ship was trying to escape, but since they are blonds they put the ship in reverse and ram the maru.
Kik-well, lets hail that ship.
Ulaula-hailing sir.
DBE ship- hi, nobody is here now, just leave the message after the beep.<beep>
kik-this is the USS Chrissy, please return our call when you get back.
(will go on)

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 9:50 pm
by Weasel
Congrats!! Drakron on 1000.

Now you are like me...OH the knowledge Image

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 10:48 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
kik-that is funny, this could be use as a mission on the simulator back at the academy....
All the brige crew-Captain kik,please....
Kik-ok,ok,geez...they are taking to long, what do you think we sould do super bock?
super bock-well captain, I dont know, you are the captain, I dont get paid to think do I.
Kik-well, so i think that we sould board those ships are get all those blonds for ourselfs, Right.
cheakout-Captain, a DBE ship have came out of cloak.
Super bock-the ship is a vaseline type battle crap.It was to be a light ship but since they are blonds they made the ship as a starbase,after 10 years of using that ship on that role they figure it out that is best use as a starship and put a Warping overdrive , we are not sure about the cloak intel belives that it was a primary used as a hair dryer since they are blonds.
kik- hey I am also a blond
all the bridge crew-we notice captain.
kik- lets hail that ship.
ulaula- no reply sir.
kik- well since they are blonds, best if we wait some time.
(will go on)

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 7:16 am
by Chrissy
Waverly: Tease, who me? never!!! Image

Drakron, I don't understand much of your story. Maybe you should try giving the characters a little more history and character so I can understand their motivation. Image

What am I doing here? Yeah I'm wondering too... I was supposed to be in school till five. It's not five yet... (oh really?) bad Chrissy... (I did good at the tests last week tough Image) I reconned I'd just waste my time in the most silly way possible and post a bit in here...

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 7:48 am
by Weasel
@Chrissy Gluten for more eh Image


Please tell Waverly not to post his pictures Image

As for Drakrons story I believe you needed to answer the intercom to make the story continue.

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 7:57 am
by Chrissy
Weasel, I'm way to curious to tell Waverly not to post his pictures here...

What the hell does gluten mean?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 7:59 am
by Weasel
It was a word my grandma would say to me..


"Boy your just gluten for more punishment" Image

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:02 am
by Chrissy
In other words, get the hell outta here before more people fidn out you're still alife? Image

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:07 am
by Weasel
@Chrissy...Well she never put it that way...but it pretty well means that. Image


Now I guess I will have to keep my eyes open when I post here...I don't want to be scarred for life when Waverly post this pictures. Image

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:21 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Weasel:
Now I guess I will have to keep my eyes open when I post here...I don't want to be scarred for life when Waverly post this pictures. Image
@ Weasel: You are not old enough to see the pictures. I am not sure if I kept them or not anyway. The one of the daughter I deleted so quick I nearly crashed my hard drive Image

@Chrissy: Nice work on the tests.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:42 am
by Chrissy
Waverly: You're not sure if you kept them? You didn't throw them away at first sight? shame shame... (ug, men... Image)

Yes very good of me, I even kept posting the entire week. (see, my grades could have been even better...yeheee)

Weasel, I didn't mean your grandma meant it that way, I meant you meant it that way... What a wonderful sentence that was... I love it... Image
What's with the sig? Now if you put edited by... well, somebody it would have been more fun. Image

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 9:01 am
by Weasel
LOL crashed your hard drive... Image


@Chrissy... How about this sig?

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 9:01 am
by Waverly
@Bubbly one: They were naked pictures, Chrissy. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to throw them away? If they were ugly everthing would have been so much easier <sigh> Image

I'm giving you a B+ for posting skills(you lost half a letter grade for not sending me photos Image)

@Slyweasel: There's a moral to the story somewhere, but Waverly is at a loss to find it. Slyweasel is probably better at such things.

I need someone somewhere on the Iberian penninsula to check on Drakron, he is becoming incoherent. I think he has taken up crack.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2001 9:09 am
by Chrissy
Weasel: How about changing post to message? I bet you could fool people with it... (good thing I can't edit messages or people would hate me.. Image

Waverly: You're one of those... right, so if I want higher grades I have to send you pictures. (reminds me of a certain teacher I had two years ago... my god I can't believe I just said that Image Image) Crack? You sure, maybe he just stole one of Weasels cookies...
The pictures weren't ugly? Must have been really hard for you to turn her down then... poor kid... (ug men...)