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Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 6:45 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Robnark
oh believe me, I am 
LOL.....Just dont be surprised if Galuf or garazdawi never speak to you again.
Or for that matter, run the other direction when they see you coming
Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 7:00 pm
by Robnark
I think I'd better get to bed now. and possibly a cold shower is in order. g'night.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 7:01 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Robnark
I think I'd better get to bed now. and possibly a cold shower is in order. g'night.
LOL.....I need to get some work done as well
.....Night..
*HUG*
Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 9:00 pm
by fable
Can we prevent this from turning into another pure spam thread, please? Let's keep it appropriate and focused on its august subject. Thanks.
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 11:41 am
by Grendel
Has the concept of the cursed returning dwarf been considered here? A nasty little problem - returns infuriated dwarf back to thrower..
Also, I feel compelled to forward gnomes as the dominant species. With regard to tossing, they are of course superior when one considers their spell casting abilities. The longer the range the more damage they can inflict in transit
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 11:48 am
by frogus
*stakes thread through black heart*
Aherm.
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 11:56 am
by Nippy
*thread resurrects and a Dwarven hatchet buries in Frogus' head*
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 11:57 am
by Grendel
You know froggus you could be a little more considerate next time and post one post earlier. That way I wouldn't feel my only contribution encouraged your considered and eloquent prose (you did think long and hard right?).
*sigh* You mention gnomes and people just turn off...
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 12:23 pm
by frogus
I think long and hard about everything I write, Grendel, whether it is a piece of lighthearted spam in a joke thread or a pedantic useless whine about nothing.
EDIT - On the subject of dwarf throwers:
Recent scientific surveys at the University of Liverpool suggest that, contrary to long held dwarf throwing protocol, tying the beard of the projectile around said projectile's ankles may actually reduce aerodynamicism.
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 12:46 pm
by Grendel
...as well as positioning said projectile where it can kiss it's ass goodbye?
Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 3:34 pm
by Craig
Theres been a new break through in gnome technology, It's a called a Gyropult, what it does is spin the object round on an arm, round and round, and then flings it forwards. The added advantage apart from the superior speed is that the dwarf is now covered in vomit. Rather nasty for the victim, both of them!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:26 am
by BraveSirRobin
Ahem...
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:58 am
by fable
Whoa. Why bring the old insanity thread I devoured back to light again? Not that I have any objection. (For anyone who wants more details, read the first two pages of this monolith.)
And good to see you again, fellow researcher! It's been a long time. Out in the countryside studying the effects of longterm dwarf river-skipping topedos, eh?
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:03 pm
by Galuf the Dwarf
[QUOTE=fable]Whoa. Why bring the old insanity thread I devoured back to light again? Not that I have any objection. (For anyone who wants more details, read the first two pages of this monolith.)
And good to see you again, fellow researcher! It's been a long time. Out in the countryside studying the effects of longterm dwarf river-skipping topedos, eh?[/QUOTE]
Just don't try to toss this Dwarf, okay? *immediately runs like a ol' time cartoon character*
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:15 pm
by BraveSirRobin
What's up Fable? I had just picked up KOTOR and came to the forums to look up some stuff and noticed your name. Remembered the old thread and figured you would get a laugh out of seeing it pop up. Hope all is well!
BTW, you should see the advancements I have made with multiple, soiled, infant dwarf projectiles. They don't do alot of impact damage but the stink factor is devastating.
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:32 pm
by giles337
BTW, you should see the advancements I have made with multiple, soiled, infant dwarf projectiles. They don't do alot of impact damage but the stink factor is devastating.
You Beastly, horrible man! Fable quite clearly stated that underage dwarf throwing is prohibited by the something-berg convention of somewhen-48
You have warped my fragile mind!
p.s (Giles did research!
)
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:45 pm
by BraveSirRobin
You Beastly, horrible man! Fable quite clearly stated that underage dwarf throwing is prohibited by the something-berg convention of somewhen-48
You have warped my fragile mind!
Hrmpf...there are a select few of us, the forefathers of our beloved society, that are sactioned under specific by-laws to perform controvertial study in the interest of progress. It is just one of the sacrifices I must make for the good of future generations of dwarf throwers.
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:48 pm
by giles337
hmmm.... I guess that's checkmate then