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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I wouldn't Tom, she's looking for a secretary right now and is very busy.
I'd sooner be an elf, and have always liked them. And dragons.

Too late.

Pantsy elves hah

Originally posted by Tom
Pantsy elves hah

Grrrr

Originally posted by Dottie


Grrrr

*Better and better everyday*

Originally posted by Tom
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES

I hate those dasterdly mimics. Nothing like a good, but violent, ale quarfing dwarf.
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES
GO DWARVES

What Tom said . . . although I'm not piling on against the Mimics because I want to be a dwarf . . .

No, friends, I am convinced that my team, The Elementals, was bounced from this tournament as a result of collusion between the Mimics and the (blind) beholder ref, who I believe is French. Further, I believe that the investigation I have requested into this matter is being stonewalled by the Inter-Planar Shapechangers Union, which I find outrageous. As a result, as not only general manager of The Elementals, but as commissioner of the Multi-Dimensional Football League, I am immediately suspending all polymorphic creatures in the league and revoking their work visas for the Elemental planes until this investigation concludes (they should be glad this didn't happen in one of the Columbian leagues; they would have been gunned down in the streets of Medillín by now).

Go Dwarves!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Dottie


Grrrr

Let's get him @Dottie!

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Let's get him @Dottie!

No need, He will die from old age within a century or two.

Originally posted by Dottie


No need, He will die from old age within a century or two.

Can't we at least set fire to his beard or something?

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Can't we at least set fire to his beard or something?

With patiance even his beard will rot away, And his children will grow old and die as well. Only we remain.

Originally posted by Dottie


With patiance even his beard will rot away, And his children will grow old and die as well. Only we remain.

And let's face it, who wants to wield some great clumsy axe when you can be a master of both the long sword and long bow, both weapons of skill and finesse?

Originally posted by Dottie


No need, He will die from old age within a century or two.

Thus fell the elven empire - they decide to viciously ignore their enemies.

I think you need to spend a bit more time with weasel.

I cant belive i said that

Originally posted by Tom


I think you need to spend a bit more time with weasel.

I cant belive i said that

You're saying im not evil enough yet? True, but time is on my side...

I think it makes sense.

Originally posted by Tom


Thus fell the elven empire - they decide to viciously ignore their enemies.

Much like they ignore bothersome insects.

@Dottie-setting fire to Tom's beard would be evil...

Originally posted by Tom


Thus fell the elven empire - they decide to viciously ignore their enemies.

Not at all, We are always guarding ourselfs against drows and other worthy foes. To be concerned by hobbit look-alikes however, are slightly below our dignity.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Dottie-setting fire to Tom's beard would be evil...

I would like to call it childish, And I wont lower myself to the dwarfs level. Litrary or figuratively.

I don't like dwarwes. I don't like elves. They are too boring and predictable. I like the Mimicks, they at least offer variation and change

Go Mimicks!

Originally posted by C Elegans
I don't like dwarwes. I don't like elves. They are too boring and predictable. I like the Mimicks, they at least offer variation and change

Go Mimicks!

Im suprised... not.

She just has to be difficult, doesn't she?

All-Star Team!

Before the FINAL results, FFIFA has created an All-Star Team based on individual perfomances, using a 4-4-2 formation: (the following individuals have all been forged from the creative minds of the following people & team) -


Forwards: Tiax (Kameleon's Black Gnomes)
Abazigal (Ode & Tamerlane's Dragons (+Golem))


Midfielders: Sparky (HighLordDave's Elementals)
Hairy One Leg (MY Werewolves)
Astafas (Astafas' one-man team)
Jansen Jansen (Kameleon's Black Gnomes)

Defenders: Stone Golem (Ned Flander's Golems)
Panto Mimic (Silur's Mimics)
Dwarven Flamethrower (Aegis's Dwarves)
[color=sky blue]Avariel Magician[/color] (Dottie's Winged Elves)

Goalkeeper: Thog (HighLordDave's Elementals)

Coach: Graven Rock-Eater (Aegis's Dwarves)


PS: Keep up the cheerin' & support...so far, from what I gather, the Dwarves have more support, which could always give an edge in the final result. Silur, you better plan a good strategy! On another note: I still need suggestions for the Winning Prize, what shall it be?
@HLD: I promise you FFIFA is lookin' very closely into the referee business - on another hand, Ruthless Eye will no longer be used in the FINAL, but Chollina will - he's a bald Cyclops. We've also replaced the drow linesmen for ochre jelly linesmen - in this case they will not be able to see or lift a flag...so consequently..won't interrupt the game.

@Ode: Actually I think she very sincere.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
She just has to be difficult, doesn't she?

Maybe Silur has an inside track on C Elegans's job opening . . .