[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]So, I see I won. First off, I'd like to thank me. Second, well, there really is no second. I am soley responsible for my greatness, although I am surprised you people showed the intellect to pick up on that. Maybe there's hope for some of you yet. Not most of you of course, but a small few members here and there are bound to amount to something at some point.
In addition, I would like to wish a pox on those who burdened me with the couple award. May nearsighted termites make their home in your canes when you reach old age.
To all those who labor under the delusion that I show any amount of romantic interest in you, may your children grow to have the identical IQ score you do.You know who you are, fas and his countless clones that seem to be running around the board these days. This does not extend to certain female members of the board for two reasons.
1. I probably have actually stalked/flirted with them rampantly before, and will in all likelyhood continue to do so.
2. It would be more a blessing than a curse in those select few instance to have thier childrens IQ match their own.
I wish to thank Aegis for giving me the medium to have my greatness worshipped and properly appreciated, All members of the DF current and past for their friendship and putting up with me, Ysh for unleashing me upon you all in the first place, AC for, well, it should be obvious, DW for her constant instigation, and Scayde for having the bar thread of the year. I thank these people, and the ones I am too tired of typing to mention, for a long and unique run on GB. At least in my own mind.
In closing, I declare myself a legend, and commit myself to the mythos of this board.
All hail me.

[/QUOTE]The cult of BS has now officialy started, I am your first worshipper oh mighty god BS.
Silent.