The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:31 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Translation: Here, we will make a mental note of stabbing you in the SF, then legally torture you, and wait for you to poke your head up in the SF THEN we will stab you.[/QUOTE]

Phreddie the reason I didnt meantion that due to the fact that he would find out that and now the HBI has evidence against you.....there goes your judge position...

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:33 pm

@ Slade- If you say so...* said with a straight face*

@ Phreddie- I see through your masquerade, my dear boy. Your attempts at narrowing the competition, even to the extent of picking on the new guy, are only thinly vieled by your worry for my safety. Tsk Tsk

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:35 pm

Lasher, if your nick is based on the writings of the same lady as mine, I'm willing to take you on as a trainee and learn you how to lurk and lash out. And here we can the duty upon us to wring confessions out of the sinful.

Now please follow me and I'll show you my collection of ... tools.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:36 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Phreddie the reason I didnt meantion that due to the fact that he would find out that and now the HBI has evidence against you.....there goes your judge position...[/QUOTE]
*Moves money from cayman islands acount that i deny having to slades bank account* now about that opening in the judicial branch of this government...
i was only trying to inform the new one so that he wasnt completely unprepared for what may or may not happen in the SF.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:37 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Lasher, if your nick is based on the writings of the same lady as mine, I'm willing to take you on as a trainee and learn you how to lurk and lash out. And here we can the duty upon us to wring confessions out of the sinful.

Now please follow me and I'll show you my collection of ... tools.

[/QUOTE]
*shudders*
@lasher proceed at your own risk...

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:39 pm

[QUOTE=Lasher]@ Slade- If you say so...* said with a straight face*

@ Phreddie- I see through your masquerade, my dear boy. Your attempts at narrowing the competition, even to the extent of picking on the new guy, are only thinly vieled by your worry for my safety. Tsk Tsk[/QUOTE]

Oh trust me if I was after you, you would know...*lightning strikes*

No he probably hoping that you will become his underling...you see he left me because I would not promote him...

@Lestat,......oh oh

FINAL NOTE: I dont think Luis would a preciate us spaming this thread right now since we are suppose to be gathering evidence so I'll take charge in his absence and tell you guys to take this to the Spam Factory.........

Sorry for the Spam Luis....

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:40 pm

@ Lestat- the brat prince- The nickname is indeed from Mrs. Rice's fine collection of novels and I would gladly accept your offer of apprentiship.
*Proceeding cautiously*

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:41 pm

[QUOTE=Lasher]@ Lestat- the brat prince- The nickname is indeed from Mrs. Rice's fine collection of novels and I would gladly accept your offer of apprentiship.
*Proceeding cautiously*[/QUOTE]

Oh joy! Another Ann Rice reader welcome!!!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:42 pm

Lasher, just before you go, you should know that Lestat's English is perfect except when he's ....excited

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:42 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Oh trust me if I was after you, you would know...*lightning strikes*

No he probably hoping that you will become his underling...you see he left me because I would not promote him...

FINAL NOTE: I dont think Luis would a preciate us spaming this thread right now since we are suppose to be gathering evidence so I'll take charge in his absence and tell you guys to take this to the Spam Factory.........

Sorry for the Spam Luis....[/QUOTE]
1. we are not spamming we are remodeling
2. i didnt leave you for lack of promotions, i left you because i felt like it was the right thing to do at the time, and last time is tepped outside of the hierarchy of gb i was rewarded.
3. i do not want an underling nor am i high enough to earn one, i am still a spamling, technically you are still me mastah, im jjst taking a break.
4. sorry to Inspector Antonio if you disagree with our remodeling.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:49 pm

Well...I've got to go work on my skills in the art of torture (soccer game), I'll be back tonite... Farewell in the investigation. Peace.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:50 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Lasher, just before you go, you should know that Lestat's English is perfect except when he's ....excited

[/QUOTE]
And when I'm reading things on other sites at the same time, but of course, you will have to learn how to obey orders as a trainee...

. (nah kidding, with Lasher as a name you can hardly be sub, we'll leave that to the suspects when they're in the holding pens).

And who needs evidence when there are whips, thumbscrews, spanish boots, iron maidens,...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:54 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]And when I'm reading things on other sites at the same time, but of course, you will have to learn how to obey orders as a trainee...

. (nah kidding, with Lasher as a name you can hardly be sub, we'll leave that to the suspects when they're in the holding pens).

And who needs evidence when there are whips, thumbscrews, spanish boots, iron maidens,...[/QUOTE]
Oh but lestat, if the state ever terminates your employment, that is just the evidence they are looking for, i would keep your talk to the dungeons...

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Oh but lestat, if the state ever terminates your employment, that is just the evidence they are looking for, i would keep your talk to the dungeons...[/QUOTE]

*looks the other way*..I dont know what your talking about Phreddie I see nothing worth prosecuting Lestat for you have no hard evidence against him...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:59 pm

you dont know what i keep hidden beneath my robes do you?....

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:02 pm

I didn't know the state employs Lestat.

Back on topic, there is evidence of corruption and of indecency against Phreddie; fraud against Chan; intent to cause GBH against Lestat. Luis WILL be pleased at how diligent you've all been

First They Came for the Jews

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
Pastor Martin Niemöller

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:07 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I didn't know the state employs Lestat.

Back on topic, there is evidence of corruption and of indecency against Phreddie; fraud against Chan; intent to cause GBH against Lestat. Luis WILL be pleased at how diligent you've all been[/QUOTE]
OI! you cant collect evidence on the evidence collectors! WHo said im corrupt

look at my face do i look corrupt im no where being near to corrupt by these peoples standards!
oh and congrats on one thouasand fiona, let me buy you a drink to commemorate this momentuos occasion!

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:09 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I didn't know the state employs Lestat.

Back on topic, there is evidence of corruption and of indecency against Phreddie; fraud against Chan; intent to cause GBH against Lestat. Luis WILL be pleased at how diligent you've all been[/QUOTE]

I tried to warn you guys....Its the HBI..remember....you dont go to the white house and start discussing an assassination on the president....in the room next to him...

Unfortunately Fiona, I dont know if we have enough evidence against them.
oh and congrats on 1000...ill make it bigger in the SF

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:11 pm

Now what? This has become another postfarming thread? Damn!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:11 pm

[QUOTE=slade]I tried to warn you guys....Its the HBI..remember....you dont go to the white house and start discussing an assassination on the president....in the room next to him...

Unfortunately Fiona, I dont know if we have enough evidence against them.[/QUOTE]
Slade there is evidence of your involvment of the slave trade! beware who you cross, drop these allegations all of you! lets get on with these elections we still have defense attorney district attorney, bailiff and assistant district attorney positions to fill (i hav eno competition on judge so ill assume responsibilities until i get some, i will step down at election time though, i am merely taking up the slakc in this community)

and fiona how about those drinks?