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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:37 pm
by Phreddie
4. O crap! can you hold on a sec i gotta go take a number 2!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:51 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]@ Chim: You are so bad
9. Turn off the lights!
8. You should have brought your knife.
[/QUOTE]
Don't I know it.
3. "Do you mind if the dog joins us?"
2. "Oh, my phone. It might be my ex, can you hold on a sec?"
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:00 pm
by Lasher
1. Don't you hate it when you have an itch that won't go away?
Top ten reasons to Call your mother
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:01 pm
by Phreddie
1. o oops forgot to put on the rubber last night...
o well ill keep me ol number one but hmm reaosn to call mother..
10. to hang up on her.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:07 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Lasher]1. Don't you hate it when you have an itch that won't go away?
Top ten reasons to Call your mother[/QUOTE]
ROFL!
Hrm...
9. To ask for money.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:07 pm
by Lasher
8. Your girl invited herself over to your place for a "home-cooked" meal.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:08 pm
by Phreddie
7. To tell her how horrible a parent she was.
6. To compliment her on raising the worlds most demented child.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:11 pm
by Lasher
5. She's friends with the judges wife....
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:13 pm
by Phreddie
4. you dialed the wrong number.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:23 pm
by Chimaera182
lol Lasher
3. You need someone to bail you out of jail.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:24 pm
by Phreddie
3. to amke yourself feel smart and young.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:59 am
by dragon wench
1. (phreddie was actually 2
)
You are yourself a parent and the babysitter just cancelled out
"top ten ways to immediately spot a newbie GB poster"
10. Obsession with post count
9. Frightening spelling that mysteriously improves upon the realisation that properly written words are more important than post count here....
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:07 am
by Demortis
8. They have no idea the many social and mental problems there are at GB
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:27 am
by Fiona
#7 They don't twist your every word, effortlessly
#6 They are apt to commit acts of random violence
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:29 am
by dj_venom
5. The tendency to start sucking up to a moderator.
4. They have more words in their signature than they do in their posts.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:09 am
by Demortis
3. They have no idea who anyone is.
2.Think that everyone likes them until the realization that everyone doesnt deflates their egos.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:18 am
by Fiona
# 1. Are not yet bitter and twisted due to #2
New topic.
Top 10 problems with gaming worlds
#10. Lack of baby changing facilities
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:44 am
by Demortis
9. Over population leading to #10.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:49 am
by Ravager
8. A lack of suitable diversions for the young ones.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:50 am
by Fiona
#7 None of the shops sell chocolate