Locke Da'averan wrote:never would've guessed
but that shouldn't have to be said out loud now should it :laugh: :laugh:
My reputation would be completely ruined for saying this, but here it goes:
Every once in a while, when I'm feeling really lonely, I turn my computer on, wait for windows to finish loading, and launch a browser. From then on my fingers run through the keyboard in a manner that is both silent and determined - I slide each finger from key to key in a motion I have practiced hundreds of times. My smile reflects in the bright screen and all that can be heard is the clicking of my keyboard along with whatever music I have meticulously chosen for the occasion.
What I do then is point my browser to SYM, and click on the first spam thread I see; when I'm so close to my treasured prize, there is simply no time to pick and choose. And this is where the fun begins; like a junkie who's finally gotten his fix, my hands are shaking with glee as I turn the scroll-wheel and read the first page in its entirety. It takes me seconds. The initial post sets the mood and then it's all down-hill from there. I absorb the thread from start to finish, like some giant blob devouring New York City in some shoddy B-movie. I love it. Every greeting, every complaint about the weather, every joke I don't find funny. I just eat it straight up until I can't take anymore; until I'm positive my consciousness will go supernova if I read another post.
Then, I put on my shirt and go out for a beer as if nothing has happened. My friends don't know about what I do. My family doesn't either. I need help
edit:
@darzog, the thread title says
spam-lite so I feel it's my obligation to compensate for the fact that everyone is taking this so seriously.
Joking aside though, if Dj_venom or a SYM mod tell me knock it off, I'll do so immediately
