Now I really gotta go. See you later.
What do you look for?
I'm on a ten step programOriginally posted by Saigo:
<STRONG>
Work harder!
Um, wipe your chin...</STRONG>
Well now I will have to restart the programOriginally posted by Katie:
<STRONG>Are you saying that people still dont do it doggy style? Why just last night I......</STRONG>
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
I'm ashame to say I only know steps...1 and 2.Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>LMAO WeaselSo what are the 10 steps?
</STRONG>
(I haven't made it to 3 much less higher)
1.Keep mouth shout to drool at a min.
2.Think of salt
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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If you find out what the rest of the steps are, you *might* actually make it to the higher steps.Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I'm ashame to say I only know steps...1 and 2.
(I haven't made it to 3 much less higher)
1.Keep mouth shout to drool at a min.
2.Think of salt</STRONG>
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I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
A comment worthy of a flaming if there ever was one...Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>You can't expect men to think of these things on their own...![]()
</STRONG>
But who am I to disagree, when in rome, drool like the romans!



Personally, I believe bait helps when you go fishing, but if your (pick-up)line isn't strong enough, it's just going to snap and you'll lose your fish.
Hmmm... I was talking figuratively about attracting the opposite sex, but it seems I may have got lost in the sea of metaphors and puns that seemed to have washed from my salty mouth
Sorry, too many puns, I'll be quiet now...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Wouldn't you like to knowOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Veh what did you say left that salty taste in your mouth?![]()
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</STRONG>
Actually come to think of it, so would I! Blasted memory *smacks head again* Ah, there it goes
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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So true. What would men do without women?Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>You can't expect men to think of these things on their own...![]()
</STRONG>
Men with women:

Men without women:

Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I don't want to imagine a world without women!Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>So true. What would men do without women?</STRONG>
We'd all be monks... actually, technically we all wouldn't be here since the reproduction of the species would stop.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Now whose picking on whom hey?Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hey, if I were you'd I'd probably be pretending to forget as well...![]()
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</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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like my grandpa always used to say:Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I don't want to imagine a world without women!![]()
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We'd all be monks... actually, technically we all wouldn't be here since the reproduction of the species would stop.</STRONG>
women, can't live with them
can't live with them
This weeks health tips:
Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
Don't eat sharp objects it can be the cause of 7 out of 10 bad stomages.
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Michiru-mama and Haruka-papa say the same thing about men.Originally posted by Garcia:
<STRONG>like my grandpa always used to say:
women, can't live with them
can't live with them![]()
</STRONG>
They also say that it's past time for good little Sailor Senshi to go to bed and for some reason, Michiru-mama has it in her head that that applies to me, too.
Songs listened to while typing this post: Soraka Keru Pegasus from Sailor Moon and I Want Someone To Love by Sailor Moon and the Inner Senshi.
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.