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Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>You're welcome Brink :) Do you have school today?</STRONG>
Yeap,I have to go to school today (probably not going to learn anything new in school though :p ;) :D :D )
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Got it. :D The wiring is there, all I have to do is hook it up. :D </STRONG>
Have you done that? It's the Doc's lab we need to record and not someone's bathroom, you know...
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It's all done.

@Minerva, there is a camera in his bedroom, just for you. ;) :p :D
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Thanks, DP. :D

I think we should special repoort for the Doc's bedroom, don't you think? ;) :D
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Well since my clone has almost been eaten by the filthy devouers i shall have to figure out how to remain away from the prison but how,
*snaps fingers*
thats it they wont look for me at the prison so ill hide in the janitors lounge :D
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*Vehemence is escorted down the corridor to Gruntboy's chambers (Which is an extremely cruel torture I must say!). The door closes and seconds pass before the figure emerges from the shadows. Gruntboy makes a lunge for Vehemence, but passes straight through. Vehemence glimmers for a second, a slight shimmer runs the length of him before he suddenly vanishes.

Meanwhile 10000 miles away on the warm tropical beach of an undisclosed location, Vehemence and Chrissy sit bathing in the warm glow of the overhanging sun. "More ice tea?" asks chrissy as she looks at Vehemence. Vehemence taps a small remote control device. "Blast! The batteries gone, our holographic images have just vanished." he said as he tossed the remote over his shoulders. "Ah well, they'll never find us now anyway" he continued as he smiled over at Chrissy who also had a smile on her face.

Chrissy clicked her fingers, and a waiter dropped by, delivering two ice cold, ice-tea's. "Cheers" they both said. "To happiness" continued Vehemence.*
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DP: Vehemence is hallucinating again. Apply the electro-scroticulator to bring him back to reality. About 1500 volts should do it.

BTW no magic use in the prison :D
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You want to do that? Or should we chain him to the floor and let the rats, nibble on him for a bit?
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@DP: You love that, don't you? You look terribly happy there...
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The Warden lets me torture when he's not around. :D :D
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Darkpoet sits on the floor next to Waverly's desk. Putting drops of nitroglycerin in Waverly's vodka bottles and maritini shakers. *Tic toc, Tic toc* :D
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Post by Minerva »

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>The Warden lets me torture when he's not around. :D :D </STRONG>
And that make you happy, then. :rolleyes:

I should check the Doc's lab...
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Darkpoet sits on the floor next to Waverly's desk. Putting drops of nitroglycerin in Waverly's vodka bottles and maritini shakers. *Tic toc, Tic toc* :D </STRONG>
ROFL :D :D
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"Hello Minerva, could you hand me that wire? Thanks." Darkpoet puts a pressure switch under the Doc's chair. Then wires it to a blob of c4.

Takes Minerva by the arm. "Lets go have lunch shall we? How about a pasta stir fry?" ;)
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@DP: That sounds just right. :)

Oh, before that, we should change the videotape to make sure it won't run out...
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LOL DP :D
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(Makes phone call to Doc at his house) "Hey Doc...I wouldn't go to work today." :D :D :D


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Minerva, be a dear and fix me a drink... I have to attend to some patients.
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"Oh yes, you are correct." Pats Minerva on the cheek. ;)
Darkpoet goes and changes the tape.

"Okay, lets have lunch, shall we?" :D
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>"Oh yes, you are correct." Pats Minerva on the cheek</STRONG>
OK DP, patting Minerva on the @ss is not only condescending but is soo gauche. I hope she pummels you...
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