The Heathen Citadel

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:20 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Or some new overheating protecting procedures for laptops.

Sagags » Cooking Breakfast On A Macbook[/QUOTE]

Apple has been a little too hot for their own good sometimes

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:09 am

[QUOTE=Mccool]Maybe we could start a new resistance group against the stronghold, it is all in fun after all, the only problem is we may need an SYM Spam God in order to start one...[/QUOTE]
Down with the stronghold!!!....thats it were going to war!....*turns on Starwars theme*

SPAMWARS
Episode 6: Return of the Spammer
In a desperate move to gain control over spam again and rule it with an Irongrip, the Empire of Bunnays have constructed a weapon that will annihilate the small rebellion force that has gathered to put an end to the Emperor,Rav.This new weapon, The Stronghold has positioned itself in the System called SYM.

The rebel forces have been scattered ever since the forces of SF were seperate. The Heathen Citadel in a desperate move to counter attack the SS spam as come out of hidding. Now after revealing itself spammers have come out of hiding to join forces one more to put the Emperor down once and for all. However the Empire has got word of this and has started making preparations for destruction on the rebel forces that still lay in hiding.

On the far edges of SYM the Spam knights have been hiding far to long and one by one joined up with the rebel forces. Chu the jedi punctusist has been in hiding too long, Slade has gone in search for him, along his travels he has come across Tony and Irenicus and has lost many...Hill....Locke. As the Empire drives closer to its plans the rebels make on last stand to over throw the Empire......

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:08 am

:laugh:

That's so sigged.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:30 am

Hmmm... if you look at the power Luke had in VI compared to what Obi Wan had in I - III, I don't think this is really a great model for you. You're aspiring to be spammers of technology 500 years older than you were a year ago.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:37 am

[QUOTE=Darzog]Hmmm... if you look at the power Luke had in VI compared to what Obi Wan had in I - III, I don't think this is really a great model for you. You're aspiring to be spammers of technology 500 years older than you were a year ago.

[/QUOTE]

It was 50 years, not 500.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:50 am

[QUOTE=slade]Down with the stronghold!!!....thats it were going to war!....*turns on Starwars theme*

SPAMWARS
Episode 6: Return of the Spammer
In a desperate move to gain control over spam again and rule it with an Irongrip, the Empire of Bunnays have constructed a weapon that will annihilate the small rebellion force that has gathered to put an end to the Emperor,Rav.This new weapon, The Stronghold has positioned itself in the System called SYM.

The rebel forces have been scattered ever since the forces of SF were seperate. The Heathen Citadel in a desperate move to counter attack the SS spam as come out of hidding. Now after revealing itself spammers have come out of hiding to join forces one more to put the Emperor down once and for all. However the Empire has got word of this and has started making preparations for destruction on the rebel forces that still lay in hiding.

On the far edges of SYM the Spam knights have been hiding far to long and one by one joined up with the rebel forces. Chu the jedi punctusist has been in hiding too long, Slade has gone in search for him, along his travels he has come across Tony and Irenicus and has lost many...Hill....Locke. As the Empire drives closer to its plans the rebels make on last stand to over throw the Empire......

[/QUOTE]

I am the dark emperor?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:51 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I am the dark emperor?

[/QUOTE]

No, Rav is.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:06 am

Suhweet. :laugh:

Slade is narrating now, I take it?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:09 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Suhweet. :laugh:

Slade is narrating now, I take it?[/QUOTE]

As well as also playing one of the "heroes".

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:10 am

Does this strike anyone else as.....wrong? Next you'll be a hero too, Damuna.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:12 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Does this strike anyone else as.....wrong? Next you'll be a hero too, Damuna.

[/QUOTE]

Me being a hero is listed as one of the things that will occur just before the end of the world.

It's next to the rise of the Antichrist, Hell freezing over, Juni and Slade getting married and Tin Hennman scoring first place at Wimbledon.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:14 am

Exactly!
But it'll still happen at this rate....

So, is this Ragnarok?

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:16 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]...and Tin Hennman scoring first place at Wimbledon.

[/QUOTE]

So it's never going to happen then

:laugh: :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:22 am

[QUOTE=Mr_Snow]So it's never going to happen then

:laugh: :laugh:[/QUOTE]
What, even the Aussies know our reputation at tennis? Tchhh...

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:42 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]It was 50 years, not 500.

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The technology between the first three and last three movies was more than 500 years advancement. This wasn't a literal timeline, but was more a dig that what Lucas thought up in the 70's as the "later" movies didn't even compare with what, in the movies, were supposed to be historical vehicles.

And without Rav, no spam thread lives long here. In fact Rav is still the highest poster even in this thread.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:43 am

HMM. Which side shall I be on.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:45 am

Aha. Story time again. And what a silly story it is... Guess it's called fiction for a reason.. The Empire Lives, dark forces of Sauron's Sillyness, aka SS.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:47 am

[QUOTE=Darzog]And without Rav, no spam thread lives long here. In fact Rav is still the highest poster even in this thread.[/QUOTE]
Gahh...I practically engineered the downfall of this thread and still posted the most in it...

:laugh:

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:49 am

You just can't help yourself.

Or pass Fable in postcount. :laugh:

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:56 am

*lord of the rings music starts*
As the never ending forces of the SS were breeding, a few brave little posters took upon them the mission to bring the Spam to mount Doom, conveniently located inside the Stronghold. But along the way, the Spam corrupts the Ringbearer, Luiso. He is the ringbearer, because I could never be corrupted. Therefor, I shall be ikolas, the hansome elve that all women dig. And I shall fight the evil forces while Luiso will be taken to mount Doom by the horribly ugly and personality-rich... Ah, here I try to think of a name that was posting in the Heathen Citadel and is still active to this day... It seems our numbers are 2. He shall go to mount Doom unguided. How hansome.

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