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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:31 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]Bed's can be boring

I'm all for being adventurous, just can never grasp this field thang

And I still have to restrain my partner even when in an empty house

Neighbours might come a-knockin

[/QUOTE]

Well, I was being given dancing lessons in the rain. The whole wet dress thing was a terrible distraction. It wasn't planned, just a spontaneous "hey, this sounds fun" type thing.

Why my ex wanted to teach me in the rain was another matter entirely.

Ah yes, but that ruins the enjoyment factor. Unless you happen to like gags and such.

Lesson of the Day:

Let's get right down to it. Jello shots are great and all, but the real reason we're doing such things is to get hammered, and fast. Now, an easier way to make this stuff, is to grab a number of soup/cereal bowls. Make the jello shots normally (boil 1 cup water for every box of Jello, stir until dissolved, add 1 cup vodka per box of Jello and stir again). Then, pour into bowls. This, saves on paper cup waste and cost. Not to mention, you just toss whipped cream on top, hand out bowls and spoons and you are set.

Don't worry about presentation. By the time people hit the bottom of the bowl, they'll feel drunk. Now, this, is a great saturday, or sunday, morning breakfast. Prepare the night before for best results.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:12 pm

Question for booze hounds of the college: anyone had an experiance with absinthe? Not the rubbish they sell behind bars, but the true vintage recipies

.. La Fée Verte

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:30 pm

Sadly, I've only gotten my hands on a bottle of Absentè, someone passed it off as Absynthe, and it's just the knock off stuff that's legal in the US people are selling to us now.

Still had a strong kick to it, and I have to say, once I got over the taste, it was the best kind of drunk I've ever had. It was a definate erm, "upper" type of drunk.

Have you been dabbling with it lately? I could order a bottle. In order to do a good bottle, of the liter size however, I'm looking at dropping close to $150-$200 after shipping and handling though. It won't be happening anytime soon. Not to mention, it being considered a "drug" here.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:20 am

What IS absynthe?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:26 pm

It's a liquor made from wormwood

Plus all sorts of other little ingredients (including chlorophyll to give it it's green pigment).

It was popular in France a century or so back, as being a creativity enhancer and an aphrodisiac. Alot of rumours drift around though, but it is related to marajuana

in that wormwood contains a chemical similar to THC (the active chemical in marajuana). Originally made contraband since supposedly long term consumption lead to psychosis and hallucinations etc

The real breed is a very potent drink, gets most folks trollied in a few shots. Also has the unique bonus of crystalizing in your stomach, so when you wake up hungover the next day and reach for a glass of water, it liquifies and sends you drunk all over again

@Mag I tried a wee bit a few nights back. A different type of drunk, certainly an experiance. I think it's a legal grey area over here. Still has to be imported however, at a good £50 for a small bottle of a standard blend. I was thinking of investing in a bottle to while away a night or few.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:47 pm

I am in need of advice. My roommates are erm, doing "it" wrong. Someone ended up hurt and commented on it to me tonight. Do I teach them the right way, or keep myself out of it?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:52 pm

How are they doing "it" wrong? Totally depends on the situation, but I mean, if it seems so obvious that Ravager could figure it out... how could they do it wrong?? Is that even possible?

Unless youd rather not comment...

More importantly, how would you respond? Sarcastically? With the rolling of the eys and the duhing?

That kind of effects if you should answer too...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:17 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]How are they doing "it" wrong? Totally depends on the situation, but I mean, if it seems so obvious that Ravager could figure it out... how could they do it wrong?? Is that even possible?

Unless youd rather not comment...

More importantly, how would you respond? Sarcastically? With the rolling of the eys and the duhing?

That kind of effects if you should answer too...[/QUOTE]

*coughs* Exploring the unexplored was done rashly, and intense irritation, a little tearing, and a little bleeding occured. I could correct this, but... people don't seem to take my advice unless I beat them over the head with. Excluding giles that is. He's a bright British lad.

slade · Post by **slade** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:11 am

I must join you on your quest to spread perversity and its innuendo's to others!!!!

1. Yes
2. cant remember, thats not a good sign
3.Tequila,gin,wiskey,rum(bacardi 151!!!),everything except Vodka(except if in a molt)
4.Yes....if not ask the mob of people after me, damn smurf must of talked
5.yes,but only if my nipples are involved
6. I ve been dropped on my head till this day
7. Last year,June,ran into every wall I could mom had to drag me up the stairs
dont remember anything after that
8.Bring it on
9.yes
10.no
11.You cant corrupt a being whose already corrupt,you can further the process though;however, show no fear to them or they'll eat you alive
12.found someone who shares my interests hopefully more(takes ten shots anyways).

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:53 pm

Watch out for the gauntlet, Slade!

I say this to warn you. (But he too lazy to make me run it, so your probably off the hook...)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:49 pm

I think they forgot when it was my turn. That or my argument that I went through the Heathen's iniation (or at least introduction

) rite worked.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:10 am

Can anyone here spell "HAZING" thats what my HC initiation was!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:14 am

I was responsible for that. You had it easy and you cheated!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:16 am

I would have rather been bound, whipped, and subjected to bavarian tortures by juni!! Oh wait! That offer is still open!!!!!!!!!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:18 am

Ah, the Bavarian tortures again. Have you been watching Dracula (was it Dracula?) again?

Anyway, she wouldn't do anything to you that you would enjoy.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:21 am

I know she told me yesterday that when she beats me Im not allowed to enjoy

slade · Post by **slade** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:53 pm

So whats my initiation or are there more quizes I have to take?
Bring it on I can use more shots...assuming its more quizes.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:49 am

[QUOTE=hill1]Watch out for the gauntlet, Slade!

I say this to warn you. (But he too lazy to make me run it, so your probably off the hook...)[/QUOTE]

*glares at hill* I should be asleep. I've been trying to sleep. Midnight came along, people came over, I was still trying to sleep. Drunk came, mugged me, and stole Sober! Said I'd get it back tomorrow. So, hopefully he's back before work...and sleep should come too. Then, maybe tuesday, I think I don't work tuesday? Maybe tuesday I'll do the gauntlet.

P.S. Can you all dodge potatoes?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:15 am

Dodging potatoes is my middle name! Er . . . no, wait, its david

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:01 am

Damn Sober, he always picks the worse times to stay out.

Stupid sleep. It always runs away too...

P.S. Can you all dodge potatoes?

Remember when you wanted Ravager to become an actual twenty year old, so you gave him the sack of potatoes to toss to the Canuck?

Im gonna do what Demortis did anyways...