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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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DRAG RACING
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Ravager
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Post by Ravager »

The Aussie viewpoint to cricket
a'Straiya's twenny tormes 'a soize of England and, lorke everywhere, plays cricket twenny tormes betta.* Canada prob'ly plays cricket better th'n Pommyland. Mate, Quebec prob'ly plays cricket better th'n Pommyland. Fair crack a' th' dingo! Chuck another whingin' Pom on th' barbie! Strewth!

* Dunno what happened in 2005, mate. Better have another drink.
This is a gold mine. :D
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It's all true. :D
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Scary stuff... :eek: :D

I'm going for a while now. See you both later. :)
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Post by Fiona »

Bye Rav.
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Bye mate, and watch out for the whingin Poms :p .
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Post by Lestat »

Since I learned the truth about the Alice Springs regatta, I know you Aussies are utterly and irrevocably mad.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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Post by Fiona »

Thank you for drawing this to my attention, Lestat. It is the kind of thing one should be aware of, when talking to seemingly normal people who happen to be Australian
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Fiona that would imply you've met seemingly normal people from Australia?
Hello all :D
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Fiona »

Hi Tony.
What can I tell you? I'm a trusting soul
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[QUOTE=Fiona]Hi Tony.
What can I tell you? I'm a trusting soul[/QUOTE]Good to know :mischief:
Hi too, Tony.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Lestat]Good to know :mischief:
Hi too, Tony.[/QUOTE]

Hello fiona and lestat, always a pleasure :D ... Though we all know it, nobody can be creepy like lestat can :mischief:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Fiona »

He took Lasher for an apprentice.....come to think of it, Lasher hasn't been seen for a while..... :eek:
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nobody can be creepy like lestat can
I'll take that as a compliment because you don't want me to take as an insult, do you now?
Boy-o-boy, things are slow tonight.
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- Russian proverb
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Post by Fiona »

You know, Lestat, if you would only pull your weight I could stop posting so much nonsense and utopia would follow. The solution is in your own hands :p
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

They found Lasher wandering outside of Pittsburgh, raving mad with two teeth marks in his neck... :rolleyes: :eek: :D

Of course I meant that comment as a compliment lestat: who wouldn't want to be the king of creeps? :p

It's mid afternoon here, but this is about as slow as I've seen it since began my employment here at the factory.

@ fiona: Who says your nonsense isn't utopian? I could sit here and listen all day... *sigh* :p
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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[QUOTE=Fiona]You know, Lestat, if you would only pull your weight I could stop posting so much nonsense and utopia would follow. The solution is in your own hands :p [/QUOTE]Pulling my weight? At the moment, I've got a BMI an aspiring supermodel would kill for...
Oh well I'll try to post a bit more but connection is slower than usual.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Post by Fiona »

@ Tony :eek: returns to lurking sharpish
@ Lestat. That's the spirit. DJ did have a point when he mentioned the futility of a board populated by lurkers :D
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

@Fiona: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm still delirious from eating too much turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes seasoned with quinide (sp?)...

A board filled with lurkers be not a board at all lestat...
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]It's mid afternoon here, but this is about as slow as I've seen it since began my employment here at the factory.
[/QUOTE]

*makes a note: We'll fix that now* :p
*Dr Nick voice* Hi everybody! :D
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Rav thank god you're here... Lestat's lurking again and I've scared Fiona off; your arrival couldn't have been more timely :D .
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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