The Tap and Tea

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:46 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I thought you had a monkey to do that Mag?

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Would you rather watch a monkey get you booze, or a pretty lady? Hmm?

*nods* Right you are Aramant. I definately have been with girls that appreciate me staying sober. Sometimes it's a ton of fun too.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:47 pm

Not what I meant. I meant informing a girl that you will not buy THEM a drink, when they assume you will, because you are a guy, and they are cute.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:48 pm

Heh. The monkey is better than nothing though.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:50 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Not what I meant. I meant informing a girl that you will not buy THEM a drink, when they assume you will, because you are a guy, and they are cute.[/QUOTE]

Bah, any girl I have interest in picking up has to go through a good deal of stuff. First of all, rarely do I even initiate anything with a girl. If they don't have the nerve to come to me, chances are they won't have the nerve to be honest and tell me what they want. Not only that, I won't shell out cash to get a girl. I'll buy my friends dinner and drinks, but a date? Not until we've been dating for some time. Bad mojo there, lots of greedy leeches in skirts out there.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:51 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]lots of greedy leeches in skirts out there.

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I've heard them affectionately referred to as "drink whores".

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:53 pm

They are fun to toy with. Ever bought a bunch of shots at once, asked one of them if they wanted one, and then offered to sell it to them?

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:57 pm

No. I've had two girls sit with my friend and I, order a round of shots from the waitress, and wait for us to pay for them after they'd drank theirs.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:00 pm

That's...oh, I'd get tossed out of the bar if that happened to me. I would not be nice to people like that. :laugh: I have no shame, if some girl thinks I'll buy her drinks, I'll make sure everyone in the bar knows, and what I'd expect of her for buying them too.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:03 pm

My friend is a desperate guy. It sucked.

I'm going to try to get a refund on/scalp my tickets now. The bar is at least just up the street. If I can't get a refund, I'll probably be staying for a beer or seven. I'll either be back in a half hour or a couple hours. Ciao.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:04 pm

Good luck with that Aramant.

@Mag, looks like you're catching up with my post-count again.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:08 pm

Good luck Aramant!

@Rav, That I am, that I am. *shakes fist* :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:11 pm

We're not going to become arch-nemeses or anything are we?

:laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:17 pm

Nah, then the fun ends. :laugh:

I need something to do. Might make a new game on the other site and avoid SYM for a while.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:24 pm

Really? Hmm...I thought that was when it started...

Okay, I'll keep a watch out for that one.

And take my opportunity to widen the postcount gap! Mwhahaah! (Sorry, I can never resist the evil laugh

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Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:50 pm

Happy 2006!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:53 pm

Crazy fool spammer! :laugh:

@ Rav, the fun starts when you lose the cap to your bottle so you have to drink it all in one go. *nods* :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:56 pm

Should we join forces against he who would spam all the spam threads in one go? :devil:

Yeah, that's one way.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:58 pm

Indeed, I'm impressed. I thought I was the only one who could get every single thread on the front page to have my name as the last poster. :speech:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:00 pm

No, Mag. I've done it on many an occasion. Though mainly during your absence. A couple of months ago, I could do the same for the main forum page too.

Well, not all of them, but most...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:05 pm

I'm no spammer i'm heathen. Pick up a pink friendship bracelet!