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Remember those nice pictures of Jenica I showed you? Well, her father bribed her to come live near him with free college, so she left me in favor of a free education. Drunk girl informed no money from daddy and she would have been better off staying with me last night. Now, I'm wishing terrible pain on that evil, twisted man. He took my pet away.

Nah, she's a vampire girl... c'mon man, you can get better than her. I know. And also, if she's so quick into evading because of her dad's cash she aint that good too. Also, I'd find a less hungry for blood pet if I were you

Maybe, it was the free higher education thing that got her, not the money in and of itself. That I can respect, it's important. I'm not looking for anyone anyways. However, it's irksome that he took my naughty pet away.

[QUOTE=Magrus]
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Uh-huh. And what about enacting the plans?
And when they go wrong?

[QUOTE=Magrus]

1. Do you drink?
2. How often do you drink?
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

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1. No
2. dont drink... too young, no easy means to access, no time.
3. from what i have tried... rum
4. I do not consider myself perverted, im normal, everyone else is way to strict, uptight and clean!
5. decided upon by you? would I accept extreme shock treatment for acold... sure.
6. I actually dropped myself on my head form ontop of a washing machine when i was 6 mos.
7. neveer been drunk.. sorry
8. I will fight any potential rogue smurfs, although i am their employeer and i give them good enough benefits to not want to rebel... unless the smurfs are from texas... i wont wait for their rebelion.
9. way ahead of oyu on that one
10. .... excellent....
11. children? why not start with infants.. do em like those bloody catholics do it!
12. I am applying because the governemnt told me not to.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Uh-huh. And what about enacting the plans?
And when they go wrong? [/QUOTE]

I'm too tired to think straight, yet nothing goes wrong if you're doing a good thing. Honest.

@ Phreddie, somehow, I think your one of them trying to infiltrate my college. We got rid of those nasty aliens before. Heh. :mischief:

Im not one fo them, although they have been trying to recruit me for soem time, about 3 years to be exact, ever since my personality test results were:
CIA
however, I could finally respond to their advances, and provide some nice info for you... I never did like my Big Brother.

Big Brother's bad news. Outlawed some fun things. Where'd Denethorn go to anyways? I should make him "interview" the applicants.

Hmm, I seem to have had a brilliant idea. You new people were never subjected to the ritual hazing. Now I can toss it at you whenever it would most amuse me. *nods* This could be fun. Welcome about Phreddie!

My I.B. brain tells me to wait and study the situation before I amke any important decisions.
my... other... head of state...tells me to charge!.... well.... on ward and upward! ...:mischief:

[QUOTE=Magrus]This could be fun. Welcome about Phreddie! [/QUOTE]
Yes it could be....what do you have in mind

[QUOTE=Magrus]Hmm, I seem to have had a brilliant idea. You new people were never subjected to the ritual hazing. Now I can toss it at you whenever it would most amuse me. *nods* This could be fun. Welcome about Phreddie! [/QUOTE]

I don't consider myself 'new' anymore. So I'll be exempt from that.

[QUOTE=Ravager]I don't consider myself 'new' anymore. So I'll be exempt from that. [/QUOTE]
Me too..I was here a while back for this ...although I dont think a inituitation was found for me I doubt I would need one now

Well, personally....

[QUOTE=slade]Me too..I was here a while back for this ...although I dont think a inituitation was found for me I doubt I would need one now [/QUOTE]

Ahh, don't know about that. You're still much newer than me.

*volunteers slade and Phreddie*

This should be fun. :devil:

Rav, there is no 'volunteer' here, this all goes according to Magrus' infinite inebriated wisdom.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ahh, don't know about that. You're still much newer than me.

*volunteers slade and Phreddie*

This should be fun. :devil:[/QUOTE]

Cant you guys just have me go through the gaunlet like you guys had planned to before Magrus's disappearance......

besides why me?...honestly I'll out drink almost any newbe thats here......and when they get too wasted to go on.....could I finish theres....seriously Im not wasting any booze around here

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Rav, there is no 'volunteer' here, this all goes according to Magrus' infinite inebriated wisdom.[/QUOTE]

Mag made me his advisor you know. I could be setting off an initiation rite...

What happened to the solidarity around here

I think the lack of alcohol may have had a detrimental effect...*sigh*

Maybe *looks dubious* I have sometimes found that people.....change....when they get promotion. :laugh: