The Succeeder Stronghold
- TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Chimaera182]-slaps the back of Rav's hands with a yardstick- American or not, pain is translatable in all languages.
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*sniffle* Oh, the pain!
What did I ever do to you, Chim?
*lets loose a bunn-ay detachment onto Chim*
Just watch out for your legs...they may mistake them for a willing female bunn-ay...
*sniffle* Oh, the pain!
What did I ever do to you, Chim?
*lets loose a bunn-ay detachment onto Chim*
Just watch out for your legs...they may mistake them for a willing female bunn-ay...
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]GODDAMMIT!! THE GRASS IS WET!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
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So do you give up on the gras cutting or will you face the joy of cleaning the lawnmower afterwards?
So do you give up on the gras cutting or will you face the joy of cleaning the lawnmower afterwards?
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Chimaera182
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I considered changing that to Nova, since it was him that bit of the post was directed at. But since I threatened you first at the crack of U.S. dawn this morning, I figured you should get it.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
[QUOTE=Chimaera182]I considered changing that to Nova, since it was him that bit of the post was directed at. But since I threatened you first at the crack of U.S. dawn this morning, I figured you should get it.[/QUOTE]
*shakes fist* I'll get you back for this!
*gets out a five-yard stick only to find out it won't fit through the door*
*shakes fist* I'll get you back for this!
*gets out a five-yard stick only to find out it won't fit through the door*
- Damuna_Nova
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- Damuna_Nova
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- Chimaera182
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Yourself.
Or, you could create a new profile on Gamebanshee, and talk to it all night long. Think of how much spam you could create with two user names! You would be unstoppable! UNSTOPPABLE! Crap, this is the kind of plot work I was punishing you for this morning.
-grabs Rav's meterstick and slaps self with it-
(Oh, that sounded so wrong in an innuendo kind of way)
Or, you could create a new profile on Gamebanshee, and talk to it all night long. Think of how much spam you could create with two user names! You would be unstoppable! UNSTOPPABLE! Crap, this is the kind of plot work I was punishing you for this morning.
-grabs Rav's meterstick and slaps self with it-
(Oh, that sounded so wrong in an innuendo kind of way)
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
- Damuna_Nova
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[QUOTE=Chimaera182]Yourself.[/QUOTE]
Aww, it's just not the same...
[QUOTE=Chimaera182]Or, you could create a new profile on Gamebanshee, and talk to it all night long. Think of how much spam you could create with two user names! You would be unstoppable! UNSTOPPABLE! Crap, this is the kind of plot work I was punishing you for this morning.[/QUOTE]
*gasps* It's UNTHINKABLY evil! I love it! :laugh: :devil:
Except I'd run out of topics fast.
And yes...welcome to the darkside.
[QUOTE=Chimaera182]-grabs Rav's meterstick and slaps self with it-
(Oh, that sounded so wrong in an innuendo kind of way)[/QUOTE]
Ouch. You're lucky Mag isn't here at the moment, though I could come up with some half-decent innuendo I expect... :mischief:
[quote="Nano]Fine"]
Hmm...I always wanted to have an all-nighter...
Just kidding. I'll find some innocent American to corrupt if you want to leave before I do...:devil:
Aww, it's just not the same...
[QUOTE=Chimaera182]Or, you could create a new profile on Gamebanshee, and talk to it all night long. Think of how much spam you could create with two user names! You would be unstoppable! UNSTOPPABLE! Crap, this is the kind of plot work I was punishing you for this morning.[/QUOTE]
*gasps* It's UNTHINKABLY evil! I love it! :laugh: :devil:
Except I'd run out of topics fast.
And yes...welcome to the darkside.
[QUOTE=Chimaera182]-grabs Rav's meterstick and slaps self with it-
(Oh, that sounded so wrong in an innuendo kind of way)[/QUOTE]
Ouch. You're lucky Mag isn't here at the moment, though I could come up with some half-decent innuendo I expect... :mischief:
[quote="Nano]Fine"]
Hmm...I always wanted to have an all-nighter...
Just kidding. I'll find some innocent American to corrupt if you want to leave before I do...:devil:
- TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Lestat]So do you give up on the gras cutting or will you face the joy of cleaning the lawnmower afterwards?[/QUOTE]
Forget afterwards, I have to clean the thing out every fifteen minutes or else it clogs and won't work... It takes me about two hours to cut and bag my neighbor's gi-normous lawn and now I'll be pushing three at least. I had to wait till the neighbors left, however, or else the head of the household (Mrs. Wilhelm) would be outside with an iced-tea and pointing out every blade of grass I miss. They just left, so wish me luck (on having the fortitude not to kill myself before the backyard is at least finished).
Forget afterwards, I have to clean the thing out every fifteen minutes or else it clogs and won't work... It takes me about two hours to cut and bag my neighbor's gi-normous lawn and now I'll be pushing three at least. I had to wait till the neighbors left, however, or else the head of the household (Mrs. Wilhelm) would be outside with an iced-tea and pointing out every blade of grass I miss. They just left, so wish me luck (on having the fortitude not to kill myself before the backyard is at least finished).
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
- Damuna_Nova
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