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Originally posted by fable


That's "smitten," and please, remember that all powers are supposed to be checked at the door except on weekends. And Aegis, that goes for subordinated protein-based lifeforms intended to act as thermal protection--you'll see it covered on the fifteenth page of your employee contract, paragraph 3,422. No, 25. So get that hair out of here, or suffer the wrath of my Aloepetia Ray! :mad:




He's probably suffering from a Neopolean complex. :D :D
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Originally posted by Aegis
Yeah... If ya could still lift em! :D
I'll hire somebody, dagnabit! :mad:
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Originally posted by fable


I'll hire somebody, dagnabit! :mad:


I'll do it. :D
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Originally posted by Kennett
I'll do it. :D
Okay. Here's what I want you to do:

:p ops out dentures:

Uh-huh-na-huh--huh, na-huh-na-huh-huh-na-huh. Huh.

:hands dentures to Kennett:
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Oh, getting the new guy to do your dirty work, now are we? :D
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Originally posted by Aegis
Oh, getting the new guy to do your dirty work, now are we? :D
Well, you wouldn't have stooped to doing that particular job, would you? :D
Who, me?!?
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Noooooo, *he* had to delegate it to a beaver, all the while leaving demented, world-conquering hairs around.

Do you have ANY idea how ridiculous that sounds?!? :eek:
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Originally posted by fable
Noooooo, *he* had to delegate it to a beaver, all the while leaving demented, world-conquering hairs around.

Do you have ANY idea how ridiculous that sounds?!? :eek:
'Least I have hair to leave around... :D :p
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Originally posted by Aegis
'Least I have hair to leave around... :D :p
I won't say where yours came from, @Aegis, if you don't. :eek: ;)
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Originally posted by fable


I won't say where yours came from, @Aegis, if you don't. :eek: ;)
Apparently your age and Treachery is more powerful then my youth and idealism... Damn... :D
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Originally posted by Georgi


Does that mean you're bald now, Aegis? :eek: :D
Another plot detangled...

BTW, if you will note Aegis' picture, it does show a significant receding hairline already.
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Originally posted by VoodooDali


Another plot detangled...

BTW, if you will note Aegis' picture, it does show a significant receding hairline already.
Actually, it was just the way I gelled my hair that day. I'm actually lucky enough to have a full family full of genes that will pretty much garentee a full head of hair.
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Originally posted by Aegis
Apparently your age and Treachery is more powerful then my youth and idealism... Damn... :D
I prefer to look at it as a triumph of age and teachery over youth and treachery. :D ;)
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Originally posted by fable


I prefer to look at it as a triumph of age and teachery over youth and treachery. :D ;)
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Originally posted by VoodooDali


Age and treachery will always triumph when you are in the possession of Magical Snapping Dentures
Ah, we must read the same catalogs! :D
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But of course!

BTW, Fable. I would like to apply for the position of Supreme Leader of Marketing for the Emporium. Please see below the first in a series of advertisements attached to my sig.
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Ah, we must read the same catalogs! :D
Old and the Toothless? :D
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Originally posted by VoodooDali
But of course!

BTW, Fable. I would like to apply for the position of Supreme Leader of Marketing for the Emporium. Please see below the first in a series of advertisements attached to my sig.
@VD, I have absolutely no problems with this--except that there's a store policy of not favoring SPAM or COMM. This also means leaving out the names of particularly famous figures in SPAM and COMM history, such as Lord Ignatius Weasel and Il Conte de Waverly. If you can agree to this *within the place,* whatever your convictions outside, I'd be happy to make you Supreme Leader of Marketing. You even get your own jewel-encrusted, 24K gold pointer with pearl filigree. :)
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Originally posted by fable


@VD, I have absolutely no problems with this--except that there's a store policy of not favoring SPAM or COMM. This also means leaving out the names of particularly famous figures in SPAM and COMM history, such as Lord Ignatius Weasel and Il Conte de Waverly. If you can agree to this *within the place,* whatever your convictions outside, I'd be happy to make you Supreme Leader of Marketing. You even get your own jewel-encrusted, 24K gold pointer with pearl filigree. :)
sigh... It seems I have not yet reached historical status... :D
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@Aegis, I wasn't going to mention you. I didn't want to warp the hero worship that at least one vibrant hair has for your corrupt cranium. :)
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