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He's an ungodly hunchbacked assassin searching for his wife's true killer. She's junkie femme fatale from a different time and place. They fight crime!

He's a fast talking dishevelled cyborg on a search for his missing sister. She's a man-hating gold-digging safe cracker with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

Best one I've gotten yet...

He's a scarfaced alcoholic vagrant trapped in a world he never made. She's a bloodthirsty cigar-chomping former first lady with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional assassin She's a violent motormouth lawyer in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
It kind of sounds familiar.

He's an impetuous devious astronaut searching for his wife's true killer. She's a wealthy French-Canadian widow from a different time and place. They fight crime!

He's a notorious Amish werewolf with nothing left to lose. She's a virginal kleptomaniac advertising executive from Mars. They fight crime!

He's a sword-wielding alcoholic jungle king looking for 'the Big One.' She's a sarcastic winged magician's assistant They fight crime!

And then it was only repeating the same words.

He's a scarfaced shark-wrestling farmboy searching for his wife's true killer. She's a cold-hearted wisecracking fairy princess with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

He's a maverick arachnophobic shaman who believes he can never love again. She's a brilliant snooty Hell's Angel with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

:laugh:

He's a war-weary coffee-fuelled on a mission from God. She's a radical out-of-work vampire in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

He's a lonely Jewish dwarf from the Mississippi delta. She's a supernatural blonde Valkyrie from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

He's a suave Catholic photographer with no name. She's an enchanted Bolivian former first lady with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

He's a witless arachnophobic romance novelist who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a plucky gold-digging schoolgirl descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

He's a hate-fuelled Republican senator possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's an orphaned Buddhist from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

I just love the last one, ROFL! :laugh:

He's a shy shark-wrestling master criminal from a doomed world. She's a manipulative hypochondriac doctor with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

He's an underprivileged misogynist romance novelist from the 'hood. She's a sarcastic Bolivian safe cracker fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

And dear god-
He's a shy Amish inventor with a passion for fast cars. She's a foxy gypsy bounty hunter with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

That last one is like contradictions galore!!

And back it is, again. Just go this site, and report back the parody on typical, mindnumbingly idiotic superhero crime teams you find. Refresh if you want another one. There seems to be an endless supply, and oddly enough, new phrase variations pop up regularly.

Somebody clearly cares a lot to keep this site updated. We should make them happy.

Oh, and before I forget:

He's a deeply religious native American firefighter who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a mentally unstable Bolivian schoolgirl in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

I remember this thread...


Some of the better ones that turned up... :


He's a benighted guitar-strumming cyborg in drag. She's a sharp-shooting wisecracking mercenary who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

He's a time-tossed white trash card sharp with acid for blood. She's a wealthy bisexual barmaid from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered overambitious paranormal investigator from a doomed world. She's a scantily clad cat-loving former first lady with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing day-dreaming filmmaker on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a supernatural kleptomaniac pearl diver who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

love this website, always have

took me a few tries to a winner:

He's a sword-wielding guerilla paramedic on the run. She's a high-kicking tempestuous femme fatale descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

He's an immoral vegetarian astronaut with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a disco-crazy belly-dancing stripper in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

He's a cop, she's a cop together they eat dinner...... ehh - what was the point of the game again? Oh bummer - did I ruin this as well. :laugh:

Xandax wrote: Oh bummer - did I ruin this as well. :laugh:

Sometimes you'll just have to do the expected.
It's expected ..

Some things just don't/won't change.

No worries,

Beldin - I fight crime....

He's a Nobel prize-winning Jewish dog-catcher from the 'hood. She's a strong-willed punk nun who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

fable wrote:He's a Nobel prize-winning Jewish dog-catcher from the 'hood. She's a strong-willed punk nun who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

That actually sounds like a Hollywood plot......

Xandax wrote:That actually sounds like a Hollywood plot......

I think that's the point of this exercise...

Beldin wrote:I think that's the point of this exercise...

Well - some more then others

He's an uncontrollable arachnophobic cowboy haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a time-travelling tempestuous socialite with someone else's memories. They fight crime!