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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:14 pm
by T'lainya
Well I'm sure BS would let you turn the shock up if you ask him very nicely
and signed a waiver of rights as well as allowing GB to donate any remains to science
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:18 pm
by Robnark
Why on earth would science want my remains?
possibly for a warning?
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:19 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:20 pm
by T'lainya
In that case it's up to BS
after you pay a nominal sum c/o mod retirement fund
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:36 pm
by Yshania
You mods are all in this together!!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:37 pm
by T'lainya
Ya think??
Actually we're all pretty much in it for ourselves
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:39 pm
by Bloodstalker
Fear not Ysh, I am willing to take charge of your body, and in return will guarantee no scientific experiments will be done upon you.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:41 pm
by frogus
**** sorry to turn the subject serious for a second (but where else could I bring it up?) has anyone else read the V.Bokris Lou Reed Biography?.....anyway it turns out that the reason Lou was such a freak was because his parents forced him into elctro-shock therapy during teenage because HE WAS GAY...ugh. Makes me sick and angry thinking about it...
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:43 pm
by frogus
Thought Flash: Electric shock therepy's so 97'.....what about electric shine therapy?
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:45 pm
by Robnark
plug a bottle o' shine into the mains then drink? Tempting...
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:55 pm
by Ned Flanders
I'm up for electric shine therapy. Oh wait, I live it.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:01 pm
by Bloodstalker
Wait, I got an idea.....Ned, get the shine, I'll get the jumper cables.....expeiramental combination therapy.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:05 pm
by T'lainya
Whoa just don't burn all of SYM down
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:05 pm
by Ned Flanders
**Ned produces a jug o'shine and clamps a pair of TV rabbit ears to his head**
Oh boy, is this great!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:06 pm
by T'lainya
Watches Ned light up like a Christmas tree
:ccol:
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:10 pm
by Ned Flanders
**sparks shoot out of ned's eye sockets. He jumps up from the chair, begins headbanging and start's spouting motorhead**
Get a sweet thing on the side
Home cooking homicide
Side order, could be your daughter
Finger licking good!
BS, you gotta try this.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:12 pm
by Bloodstalker
Takes notes as he observes ned with a cable connected to each rabbit ear and a tube in his mouth feeding shine into him.....
lights flicker, and BS begine to get concerned.......
Smoke starts rising from Neds head and lights dim noticably.....BS is really starting to worry now.
Puts notes away and speaks......
"Don't hog it Ned, There is only so much juice to go around."
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:13 pm
by Ned Flanders
I'm not kidding BS, you gotta try this.
I gotta go. T'l, will you do the honors for BS. thanks.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:16 pm
by Robnark
robnark bounces off to find more jugs 'n jumpleads...
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:33 pm
by T'lainya
See ya Ned
What do ya think BS??