Thats subjective miss. I think all the wonderful spam improved the threads personally.
The new, improved and altered fantasy wrestling thread (no spam, xpt on party busnss
[QUOTE=winter rose](I think we've ruined every thread here today.)[/QUOTE]
Thats subjective miss. I think all the wonderful spam improved the threads personally.
Thats subjective miss. I think all the wonderful spam improved the threads personally.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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My strategy:
Before the fight, Nibor casts spells to boost his own abilities: Bull's strenght, Bear's endurance and Cat's grace. This takes his 2ed level spells but ads +4 on str dex and con.
First level spells prepared: Mirror image (1 image, 50% chance to hit, gone when hit), Grease (slippery floor), Ray of enfeeblement (ranged tough attack so it can miss when cast as a ranged attack, it does 1d6+1 str dex and con ability drain)
Drink C Elegans (TM) Ale.
During the fight:
(Spells in a fight have a 10% miss chance due to armor.)
During the fight, Mini Golum cheats the brothers by setting them up against one another; tying shoes together, kicking behind their backs so they argue, trip them, argue with them, stuff like that.
Cast Invisibility at once (last a half minute), while invisible cast Magic in the sword Ray of enfeeblement attack. With a called shot attack (dispels invisibility) Tingle with the Ray of enfeeblement. He still attacks if his Ray spell fails but uses a Flurry of blows.
Afther this, he evades by running away. If Tingle attacks, he fights back ony to evade again later.
When evaded, he casts Grease to prevent Tingle from reaching him, then he casts Mirror Image. Then he waits for Tingle to attack. When he does, Mini Golum tries to trip him to hive Nibor the advantage. Preferred attack by Nibor is the Flurry of blows again.
If things go bad, Nibor uses his Defencive shield. After this he is tired and drinks Berduskian Dark Ale. To counter the negative effect he drinks Iridur Morningblade (TM) Tequila Bottle too.
He prefers quick attacks and then evading again and repeats this. Also, he will become invisible when needed too and then attacks, but not to drink potions. He relies on his dexterety to evade attacks and isn't against running to fight again later. Mini Golum will assist him is need is high and he'll stop pestering the brothers to do so. If he finds that his efforts are useless from the beginning, he'll aid Nibor in his defence.
That's it!
Before the fight, Nibor casts spells to boost his own abilities: Bull's strenght, Bear's endurance and Cat's grace. This takes his 2ed level spells but ads +4 on str dex and con.
First level spells prepared: Mirror image (1 image, 50% chance to hit, gone when hit), Grease (slippery floor), Ray of enfeeblement (ranged tough attack so it can miss when cast as a ranged attack, it does 1d6+1 str dex and con ability drain)
Drink C Elegans (TM) Ale.
During the fight:
(Spells in a fight have a 10% miss chance due to armor.)
During the fight, Mini Golum cheats the brothers by setting them up against one another; tying shoes together, kicking behind their backs so they argue, trip them, argue with them, stuff like that.
Cast Invisibility at once (last a half minute), while invisible cast Magic in the sword Ray of enfeeblement attack. With a called shot attack (dispels invisibility) Tingle with the Ray of enfeeblement. He still attacks if his Ray spell fails but uses a Flurry of blows.
Afther this, he evades by running away. If Tingle attacks, he fights back ony to evade again later.
When evaded, he casts Grease to prevent Tingle from reaching him, then he casts Mirror Image. Then he waits for Tingle to attack. When he does, Mini Golum tries to trip him to hive Nibor the advantage. Preferred attack by Nibor is the Flurry of blows again.
If things go bad, Nibor uses his Defencive shield. After this he is tired and drinks Berduskian Dark Ale. To counter the negative effect he drinks Iridur Morningblade (TM) Tequila Bottle too.
He prefers quick attacks and then evading again and repeats this. Also, he will become invisible when needed too and then attacks, but not to drink potions. He relies on his dexterety to evade attacks and isn't against running to fight again later. Mini Golum will assist him is need is high and he'll stop pestering the brothers to do so. If he finds that his efforts are useless from the beginning, he'll aid Nibor in his defence.
That's it!
Guinness is good for you.
Gives you strength.
Gives you strength.
- Demortis
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fighting styles:
Fangs of the Frozen Serpent, both swords are used it stab opponent in the shoulders and slow him/her down.
Triple sword dance, one long sword is held in the teeth, the great sword and second long swords are held normally. He starts to spin when close to opponent trying to cut with all three swords.
Berzerker style, doesnt try to dodge any attacks, with every damage that the enemy does while in this state, drives user to hit harder and faster, speed increases, damage increases, yet defences decrease. lasts 5min/fight. used as a last ditch effort.
Fangs of the Frozen Serpent, both swords are used it stab opponent in the shoulders and slow him/her down.
Triple sword dance, one long sword is held in the teeth, the great sword and second long swords are held normally. He starts to spin when close to opponent trying to cut with all three swords.
Berzerker style, doesnt try to dodge any attacks, with every damage that the enemy does while in this state, drives user to hit harder and faster, speed increases, damage increases, yet defences decrease. lasts 5min/fight. used as a last ditch effort.
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Going against a spell castor, Tingle's strategy is straight forward: Constant harassment in order to disrupt the casting attempts as much as possible. Of course, he'll be decked out in wrestling regailia: Kilt, boots, nose ring. All the essentials.
He intends to move in and get the first attack. If managing to do so, he doesn't intend to lay up until the fight's over. If he doesn't manage to get the initiative, he'll be playing it more cautiously, testing the waters so to speak, and wearing down the half-lives of anything Nibor casts.
If at all possible, Tingle intends to get a nut buster in as early as possible. Nothing puts a man on the definsive quite like a good shot to family jewels.
Twitch and Spaz will probably lose a bit of effectivness in the fight, as it's more than like the mini-golum will entrance one of them. But, they may be dumb, but they ain't dumb enough to be distracted for long. They'll work on eliminating the mini-golum as a factor, and begin their typical trading off, and battle for who gets to protect Tingle from the spells.
I'd write up something a little more exciting than this, but I'm working off little sleep right now, and a short time frame. It's not up to snuff with the quality I'd like, so here's hoping.
He intends to move in and get the first attack. If managing to do so, he doesn't intend to lay up until the fight's over. If he doesn't manage to get the initiative, he'll be playing it more cautiously, testing the waters so to speak, and wearing down the half-lives of anything Nibor casts.
If at all possible, Tingle intends to get a nut buster in as early as possible. Nothing puts a man on the definsive quite like a good shot to family jewels.
Twitch and Spaz will probably lose a bit of effectivness in the fight, as it's more than like the mini-golum will entrance one of them. But, they may be dumb, but they ain't dumb enough to be distracted for long. They'll work on eliminating the mini-golum as a factor, and begin their typical trading off, and battle for who gets to protect Tingle from the spells.
I'd write up something a little more exciting than this, but I'm working off little sleep right now, and a short time frame. It's not up to snuff with the quality I'd like, so here's hoping.
- werebeargoddess
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[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]I'm not a midget! I'm just short, that's all!
Wait... you weren't talking about me, were you?
Anyways... I'll get my strategy up sometime this weekend.[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with being short.
Are supposed to wait until its our round of fighting to post strategies, or all get them in and then go through the fights in a row?
Wait... you weren't talking about me, were you?
Anyways... I'll get my strategy up sometime this weekend.[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with being short.
Are supposed to wait until its our round of fighting to post strategies, or all get them in and then go through the fights in a row?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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- Darth Zenemij
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Strategies are the gardest... I now know to just call wbg short and she will get agitated and I will have a chance to attack 
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Must find out from Luis!
*tosses down a bottle of Tequila and storms after him*
I know your around here somewhere...
Edit: @ Darth Zenemij, Great sig man!
But you altered it. 
*tosses down a bottle of Tequila and storms after him*
I know your around here somewhere...
Edit: @ Darth Zenemij, Great sig man!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Darth Zenemij
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Yeah where is he? I don't remember what he said before he left.
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Yeah where is he? I don't remember what he said before he left.[/QUOTE]
He said I was in charge of the citadel until tomorrow!!
He said I was in charge of the citadel until tomorrow!!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Darth Zenemij
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oh
can't remember tings with soooo much crown.
I hit the h instead of the r in my signiture...
I hit the h instead of the r in my signiture...
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
- werebeargoddess
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[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Strategies are the gardest... I now know to just call wbg short and she will get agitated and I will have a chance to attack
[/QUOTE]
See, but now that you've said that, I'll know that you'll try it, and can therefor steel myself against it.
Sad, though, I'm the shortest in almost all of my classes. I'm not the shortest in my orchestra class, but that's only because there's sixth graders in my orchestra class as well, and they're all really tiny.
See, but now that you've said that, I'll know that you'll try it, and can therefor steel myself against it.
Sad, though, I'm the shortest in almost all of my classes. I'm not the shortest in my orchestra class, but that's only because there's sixth graders in my orchestra class as well, and they're all really tiny.
I wanted to change my sig, but I can't think of anything to change it to 
- werebeargoddess
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- Luis Antonio
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Tingle versus Nibor will begin soon! If the players desire to update their strategies, they have to pm me before I start writing the fight.
*** Due to a surgery I'm gonna do (wisdom tooth, dont ask) I may not answer/write anything till saturday. Dont worry, I'll be ok, and feeding you back with exciting fights on sunday if I cant write before. ***
BTW, good luck to all the players
*** Due to a surgery I'm gonna do (wisdom tooth, dont ask) I may not answer/write anything till saturday. Dont worry, I'll be ok, and feeding you back with exciting fights on sunday if I cant write before. ***
BTW, good luck to all the players
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
- Darth Zenemij
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[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]See, but now that you've said that, I'll know that you'll try it, and can therefor steel myself against it.
Sad, though, I'm the shortest in almost all of my classes. I'm not the shortest in my orchestra class, but that's only because there's sixth graders in my orchestra class as well, and they're all really tiny.[/QUOTE]
yet anothr one of my idiotic mistakes... I should learn when to keep my moth shut when it comes to maling plans such as these
Sad, though, I'm the shortest in almost all of my classes. I'm not the shortest in my orchestra class, but that's only because there's sixth graders in my orchestra class as well, and they're all really tiny.[/QUOTE]
yet anothr one of my idiotic mistakes... I should learn when to keep my moth shut when it comes to maling plans such as these
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
- Luis Antonio
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[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]oh
can't remember tings with soooo much crown.
I hit the h instead of the r in my signiture...[/QUOTE]
Ha, I'm pretty drunk myself, cup two of my magical milkshake mixture.
[QUOTE=wearbeargoddess]Sad, though, I'm the shortest in almost all of my classes. I'm not the shortest in my orchestra class, but that's only because there's sixth graders in my orchestra class as well, and they're all really tiny.[/QUOTE]
Even if people pick on you, it's not all that bad. You can fit easily into cars with better gas mileage, you'll be the envy of your friends when your older, and you'll be "that cute little thing over there" at parties in a few years to all the guys. Don't worry, it's all good.
[QUOTE=wearbeargoddess]be afraid.... be very afraid. [/QUOTE]
Little miss, why, I'm shocked you feel you should be afraid. I would never harm a cute little young lady. I'm hurt and devestated you should think such things of me.
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]*** Due to a surgery I'm gonna do (wisdom tooth, dont ask) I may not answer/write anything till saturday. Dont worry, I'll be ok, and feeding you back with exciting fights on sunday if I cant write before. ***[/QUOTE]
Does that mean I'm in charge of the citadel until you recover?
Tequila's gone, I drank the bottle getting your attention.
We can share another though!
I hit the h instead of the r in my signiture...[/QUOTE]
Ha, I'm pretty drunk myself, cup two of my magical milkshake mixture.
[QUOTE=wearbeargoddess]Sad, though, I'm the shortest in almost all of my classes. I'm not the shortest in my orchestra class, but that's only because there's sixth graders in my orchestra class as well, and they're all really tiny.[/QUOTE]
Even if people pick on you, it's not all that bad. You can fit easily into cars with better gas mileage, you'll be the envy of your friends when your older, and you'll be "that cute little thing over there" at parties in a few years to all the guys. Don't worry, it's all good.
[QUOTE=wearbeargoddess]be afraid.... be very afraid. [/QUOTE]
Little miss, why, I'm shocked you feel you should be afraid. I would never harm a cute little young lady. I'm hurt and devestated you should think such things of me.
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]*** Due to a surgery I'm gonna do (wisdom tooth, dont ask) I may not answer/write anything till saturday. Dont worry, I'll be ok, and feeding you back with exciting fights on sunday if I cant write before. ***[/QUOTE]
Does that mean I'm in charge of the citadel until you recover?
Tequila's gone, I drank the bottle getting your attention.
We can share another though!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- werebeargoddess
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