The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:12 pm

@ Phreddie. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes ?

And thanks for the congratulations. I'm now officially garrulous

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:12 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Now what? This has become another postfarming thread? Damn![/QUOTE]
no! we are trying to elect officials who can deal with a case after its investigation is complete, but we need your guidance inspector!.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:14 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Phreddie. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes ?

And thanks for the congratulations. I'm now officially garrulous

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sorrry i stopped taking latin after middle school and remember nothing since then. unless its french then im totally lost, i can decipher basic meaning:

Who gaurds *something* duties/gaurdships/something to do with taking care of/gaurding.... all i got from you above foriegn language statement.

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:15 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Now what? This has become another postfarming thread? Damn![/QUOTE]

I tried to tell them inspector that you would not like this.....

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:17 pm

we are merely remodeling the system, if you would care to help us through this process i tihnk the chief of inspectors job is open...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:18 pm

[QUOTE=slade]I tried to tell them inspector that you would not like this.....

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Its not a matter of not liking... I mean, you guys could have been more organized, actually comming up with a crew, and have spammed elsewhere (as you, as I recall, suggested).

I like every action to improve the quality of posting - I just think that this is in the verge of becoming yet another postfarming thread... but I'll wait and spectate, lets see if you guys can organize.

Otherwise i'll ask the closure of the thread...

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:20 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]we are merely remodeling the system, if you would care to help us through this process i tihnk the chief of inspectors job is open...[/QUOTE]

Pheddie, Luis owns this place.....

@Luis, from what Fiona has gathered we have some evidence against them...what do you plan for us to do....close the place? oh I feared that may come to a choice. hopefully not.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:23 pm

All who want to vote on the previously mentioned elections, DO NOT POST ANYTHING ON IT HERE! debates, information and the actual voting will be head in a bithread convention spanning the temporarily rented Heathen Citadel and Spam Factory, all who wish to spam we please ask you to keep it to a minimum as a courtesy until elections are over, thank you.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:16 pm

To the bamboozled residents of SYM: Observe how spam befuddles the brain in this thread. Note how many of them it takes to install one light bulb in a socket. At the rate these hoodlums are progressing, yours truly will be pushing daisies and feeding the worms before they even manage to nominate who records the names of the other nominees who will oversee the nominations of those nominated.

What, me worry?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:31 am

At least over in the Citadel they have an opposable thumb...over here all there is are buckets load of drool around the place.

slade · Post by **slade** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:00 am

HBI Duties

These are the list of duties as follows with the list of people currently working that duty:

Judge- Dragon Wench...slade-substitutes while she is away

Jury (3+)- Juniper1028

Prosecutors (2-3)- Hill-Shatar, Slade

Defense Attorney (2-3)- Ik, Kipi

Head of Investigations - Luis Antonio

Interrogator - Lestat

Investigators [ for prosecutors or Defense Attorney,they gather evidence for the trail]
(unlimited amount) - Ikky, Fiona, Lasher, Chus

Witnesses -(real identities remain secret for protection) Mr.X

This is not the final list I only posted this up here so that it might be easier to find and see how is progressing thus far. If you want to be involved please post your reply or suggestions at the Spam factory or Heathens Citadel...not here.Thank you.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:04 pm

Whats my job? Victim of a witch hunt? Victim of being a minority? Victim of a sadistic plot by gamebanshee to stop me from causing general problems and havoc?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:05 pm

(Not so) Innocent Victim- Fas

Prosecution Witness- Mr X. Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh Duh Duh, Duhhhhhhh

CM · Post by CM » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:12 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager](Not so) Innocent Victim- Fas

Prosecution Witness- Mr X. Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh Duh Duh, Duhhhhhhh

[/QUOTE]

I prefer the expression: His honorable pious lawful good Paladin of Innocent victims Fasl

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:24 pm

[QUOTE=CM]I prefer the expression: His honorable pious lawful good Paladin of Innocent victims Fasl

[/QUOTE]

I should include in your file that you've left the KSLA when you foresaw your banning due to non-standard behavior.

Anyhoo, I'm the head of investigations. I ask: Shall we continue investigating Fas and his bad behavior?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:28 pm

i think fas has had his reputation dragged through the mud long enough! It is time, seeing as i wont get a job off of his trial, he wouldnt exactly trust me as his attorney, i say we drop all charges if there are any, and proceed, i dare say the keebler elves have reportedly been having relations with those blue deviol midgets aka smurfs! this if anything merits our attention!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:12 am

[QUOTE=CM]Whats my job? Victim of a witch hunt? Victim of being a minority? Victim of a sadistic plot by gamebanshee to stop me from causing general problems and havoc?

[/QUOTE]Martyr.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:32 am

@Fas: Excellent. I suggest cozying up to the role of Most Holy COMM martyr with gusto, encouraging these little hoodlums in continuing their erroneous belief that COMM no longer exists. This is precisely the folly we wish for them to stumble around with. It suits the higher purpose of COMM's Most Holy Plan of SYM Sanitation (copyright COMM under the legal entity known as "SYM Sanitation Agency").

The Sanitation Plan (codephrase: "flushing the cyber-toilet") will be revealed elsewhere.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:35 am

If COMM still existed, wouldn't more people know what the abbreviation actually stands for?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:55 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]If COMM still existed, wouldn't more people know what the abbreviation actually stands for?

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Why, the devoted and faithful know these things. Ah, but what am I saying? After all, COMM is no more.