Your wish is granted

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:24 pm

i wish to.... meet weasel!

Leaving this for old-timers.

@ Patrick- What do you want?

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:27 pm

A break from wishing after I get a peaceful castle with a nice baby to big tree rooted somewhere inside. And Magrus can come too.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:34 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]and your wife is carried off to be the personal pet of Magrus himself the viking leader.

i wish to.... meet weasel![/QUOTE]

*smirks*

Weasel of the Golden Speedo pounces you in the dark of night, muttering the shadows behind him about Turkey and sheep coming to get him. He drags you off and uses you as bait to catch BS. Sadly, you lose your sanity when BS stumbles upon you wearing a sheepskin speedo and cloak.

I wish...Britney Spears would have all the world realize she's a talentless tart. *nods*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:18 am

Granted. Everybody in the world concludes Britney Speirs has no talent. Since she has already made a lot of money she fades into a graceful and luxurious obscurity. Because she did not continue too long, in later life she is re-assessed and rediscovered by a new generation. She has a second career touring chat shows and talking about her insight and experiences. You spend your twilight years watching and listening to re-releases of all her work. As you are in an institution where this is seen as *therapy* there is no escape,

I wish smoking and drinking and eating too much were really good for your health

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:48 am

granted. And you eat and smoke and drink a lot. And it is very healthy. But everyone drinks and eats and smokes a lot, so it doesn't take the market very long before the prices rise. Within weeks, there is a shortage of all kinds of food and drinks and cigarettes, and the (inferior) stuff that is left costs too much. You cannot afford much, while fatness and yellow, bad teeth are now signs of wealth and prosperity.
You stay slim and everybody can see you're poor and you're treated less, because you don't look like everybody else and everyone thinks you suck.

I wish to have 3 wishes instead of just one.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:54 am

granted, but all of your wishes go awry, people die, Livestock, bears, and Weasel take indecent liberties with the people around you, (and you too), the economy crashes, you as your third wish, wish to rule the world, so that you may return the world to its former... stabilityness, however you are assassinated by a group of rebels in your second say of office.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:44 am

Genie glars at BSS and says to Phreddie, oh how delightful, and what would Phreddie want as his boon??

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:34 am

Phreddie Wishes for a tame Giant Panda to be his noble steed, and squire him about town.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:36 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Phreddie Wishes for a tame Giant Panda to be his noble steed, and squire him about town.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. You get a Giant Panda as a steed. Then Hill-Shatar, his spouse, and a virtual army of lawyers come to sue your arse off for taking advantage and the cruel tratement of an endangered animal.

I wish I had the ability to see things happen great distances away.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:48 am

Granted. You can now see things happen at great distances. Unfortunately you cannot see anything close up. Before you die in a tragic fall, you receive several citations to appear in court for offences of voyeurism from women more than 50 miles away

I wish someone would make all the avatars on this board more Chrismassy

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:56 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]I wish someone would make all the avatars on this board more Chrismassy[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. Every avatar sports a red santa hat with flashing gold spangles, while tiny Christmas balls gyrate in the background.

These new animations cause such a shock to your graphics card that your computer gives a few brief convulsions, and then curls up to die.

I wish somebody would cook us a five star breakfast

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:06 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I wish somebody would cook us a five star breakfast[/QUOTE]

Granted, I'll be at the airport in 15 minutes.

I wish I had a way to undo the mess which was made of things the past 4 years.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:52 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I wish I had a way to undo the mess which was made of things the past 4 years.[/QUOTE]Granted. All the mess is undone. But the last 4 years learnt us nothing, so the same mistakes are repeated over the next 2 years. Added to that are the extra mistakes that would normally be produced and agony and misery fertilize the minds.

I wish you were here. :mischief: Hehehe, who's gonna reply.... :mischief:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:40 pm

Granted... I hope you dont mind, but i brought along the bearded lady from the circus as 'thnaks for having me' gift, shes all yours. :mischief:

I wish Nessie would be my friend...

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:42 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]Granted. All the mess is undone. But the last 4 years learnt us nothing, so the same mistakes are repeated over the next 2 years. Added to that are the extra mistakes that would normally be produced and agony and misery fertilize the minds.

I wish you were here. :mischief: Hehehe, who's gonna reply.... :mischief:

[/QUOTE]
Your wish is granted!
When every one of your friends hear that Mag is there because you wished so, they leave you and Mag alone, and you spend rest of your life having only Mag as a friend :devil:

I wish that I was somewhere else...

:laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:46 pm

I don't wanna be left alone with Ikky. I'm addicted to females.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:01 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I don't wanna be left alone with Ikky. I'm addicted to females.

[/QUOTE]
Nah, Phreddie got it... You 2 failed.

I wish Nessie would be my friend...

Granted. Nessie and you sign a contract of friendship. This contract gets you in big trouble when Nessie eats a Loch Ness tourist. The judge decides to punish you for not watching over your buddy and for evading responsibilities and when you try to escape from jail, you're in even more trouble, because soon after they find your corpse fried in an electricity transformator building.

I wish I could sketch anything I wanted really beautifully.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:05 pm

Granted, but when ou give your mother a sketch of herself, she doesnt apreciate her lack of clothing...

I wish that I had a picnic basket.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:10 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I wish that I had a picnic basket.[/QUOTE]
And you have one. But it's not filled with bread and fruit and stuff, but with lead instead. The woven basket breaks under the weight. You're lucky it wasn't your back.

I wish I could meet Britney Spears, who I adore. *sticks out tongue at Magrus*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:12 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]
I wish I could meet Britney Spears, who I adore. *sticks out tongue at Magrus*[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Congratulations on getting Syphilis.

I wish that my mind could get out of the gutter.