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Kipi wrote:Now, this begins to sound like those debates of the "old good times" :eek: :D

Nah, I don't live in the past... but still... :( :D

Oh, and at the moment I won't go to that festival... though my plans aren't 100% sure yet... ;)
Ah but you know, we'we been here long enough now to actually talk about "good old times" now :D . Not like the old timers though, they get to talk about the dawn of times :p

[Jedi powers] You will go to that festival [/Jedi Powers] :D
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift :D [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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All that spam ... it's pulling me ... calling me ... maybe I should ask to get banned from this forum ... maybe I should publish my e-mail address on the internet in order to get fixed up with som heavy duty spam about Viagra, green cards and fake college degrees ... may I should just die ... no, I hear that`s bad for your health ... might as well get strung out on asbestos then ... so that just leaves spam ... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHGG, I`m caving in ... spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spaaaam.

:speech: > Hey, that`s immaterial theft! It`s from an episode of Monty Python`s Flying Circusss!

:mischief: > Sung by Vikings, to boot! How fitting!

:devil: > Ah, shuddup! In Spam Land you`re all the same!
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TheAmazingOopah wrote:They got run over by KIA's? But I like those cars!
Over here, the MIA is the name of a dossier about some environment investment abstraction, zippity zoppity blah. I don't really know, with all those economic terms I can hardly understand it in my own language. :p
If their status were interpreted like that, I'm sure that will leave many people scratching their heads. Imagine: Either run over by car or was killed by a dossier. :p
Fiberfar wrote: [Jedi powers] You will go to that festival [/Jedi Powers]
Isn't that suppose to be Jedi Mind Tricks or something? ;) Believe me, his mentality is strong enough to resist that. :p
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DesR85 wrote:If their status were interpreted like that, I'm sure that will leave many people scratching their heads. Imagine: Either run over by car or was killed by a dossier. :p
That must have been one boring dossier!
AmpaSand wrote:Sure...
But come with me and join the SA (Spammer's Anonomus) it works!
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DesR85 wrote: Isn't that suppose to be Jedi Mind Tricks or something? ;) Believe me, his mentality is strong enough to resist that. :p
I thought about it, but figured that a little nice combination of mind tricks, lightning and Jedi grip would do the trick :D
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift :D [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Fiberfar wrote:I thought about it, but figured that a little nice combination of mind tricks, lightning and Jedi grip would do the trick :D
Ouch. Now, that, is going to hurt. :(
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Ah, but surely it must be effective! :p
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift :D [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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I am having the de-AMNedest time trying to find the joke thread, and the Search function... SO not helping.
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Fiberfar wrote:Ah, but surely it must be effective! :p
Unless he's wearing equipment that are Force resistant. :p Then you'll have to rely on brute strength instead. ;)
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"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough!" :cool:
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"I don't resort to violence, it's my first option!"

no really we are going well!
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Craig wrote:"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough!" :cool:
Eh...I'm not going to use a bazooka on him. :p Getting him drunk might help. After all, alcohol is pretty darn effective, if you ask me. ;)
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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Good idea, try mexican knockout shots.

1 shot spirits
Fist

Drink the shot hold in mouth and get punched in jaw. Repeat
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DesR85 wrote:Eh...I'm not going to use a bazooka on him. :p Getting him drunk might help. After all, alcohol is pretty darn effective, if you ask me. ;)
Are you still talking about me? :eek: :D
Alcohol does sound good, bring it on!! :D
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Kipi wrote:Are you still talking about me? :eek: :D
Alcohol does sound good, bring it on!! :D
Moonshine and coffee coming your way! :D
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift :D [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Fiberfar wrote:Moonshine and coffee coming your way! :D
Moonshine...
What was in that?? :confused:
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Kipi wrote:Moonshine...
What was in that?? :confused:
Moonshine? 96% pure alcohol :D

Read up on it on wikipedia and scroll down until you find Norway :p
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Fiberfar wrote:Moonshine? 96% pure alcohol :D
Hey, you sure Moonshine is safe? :confused: Because I've heard of people dying of alcohol poisoning as a result of drinking that stuff. :(
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DesR85 wrote:Hey, you sure Moonshine is safe? :confused: Because I've heard of people dying of alcohol poisoning as a result of drinking that stuff. :(
It's the ammount, man...
THE AMMOUNT :D
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Talk about semantic webbing...
Fiberfar wrote:Moonshine? 96% pure alcohol :D

Read up on it on wikipedia and scroll down until you find Norway :p
... and while you're at it, check out Bloodstalker and Moonshine... they ALWAYS go together. :D
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