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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:00 am
by Fiberfar
Ah but you know, we'we been here long enough now to actually talk about "good old times" now

. Not like the old timers though, they get to talk about the dawn of times
[Jedi powers] You will go to that festival [/Jedi Powers]

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:53 am
by Naffnuff
All that spam ... it's pulling me ... calling me ... maybe I should ask to get banned from this forum ... maybe I should publish my e-mail address on the internet in order to get fixed up with som heavy duty spam about Viagra, green cards and fake college degrees ... may I should just die ... no, I hear that`s bad for your health ... might as well get strung out on asbestos then ... so that just leaves spam ... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHGG, I`m caving in ... spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spaaaam.
:speech: > Hey, that`s immaterial theft! It`s from an episode of Monty Python`s Flying Circusss!
:mischief: > Sung by Vikings, to boot! How fitting!
:devil: > Ah, shuddup! In Spam Land you`re all the same!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:18 am
by DesR85
TheAmazingOopah wrote:They got run over by
KIA's? But I like those cars!
Over here, the
MIA is the name of a dossier about some environment investment abstraction, zippity zoppity blah. I don't really know, with all those economic terms I can hardly understand it in my own language.
If their status were interpreted like that, I'm sure that will leave many people scratching their heads. Imagine: Either run over by car or was killed by a dossier.
Fiberfar wrote:
[Jedi powers] You will go to that festival [/Jedi Powers]
Isn't that suppose to be Jedi Mind Tricks or something?

Believe me, his mentality is strong enough to resist that.

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:31 am
by TheAmazingOopah
DesR85 wrote:If their status were interpreted like that, I'm sure that will leave many people scratching their heads. Imagine: Either run over by car or was killed by a dossier.
That must have been one boring dossier!
AmpaSand wrote:Sure...
But come with me and join the SA (Spammer's Anonomus) it works!
Stands up. Hey, my name is Oopah... and I'm a spammer
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:34 am
by Fiberfar
DesR85 wrote:
Isn't that suppose to be Jedi Mind Tricks or something?

Believe me, his mentality is strong enough to resist that.
I thought about it, but figured that a little nice combination of mind tricks, lightning and Jedi grip would do the trick

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:26 am
by DesR85
Fiberfar wrote:I thought about it, but figured that a little nice combination of mind tricks, lightning and Jedi grip would do the trick
Ouch. Now, that, is going to hurt.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:28 pm
by Fiberfar
Ah, but surely it must be effective!

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:22 pm
by Chimaera182
I am having the de-AMNedest time trying to find the joke thread, and the Search function... SO not helping.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:14 pm
by DesR85
Fiberfar wrote:Ah, but surely it must be effective!
Unless he's wearing equipment that are Force resistant.

Then you'll have to rely on brute strength instead.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:42 pm
by Craig
"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough!"

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:39 pm
by AmpaSand
"I don't resort to violence, it's my first option!"
no really we are going well!
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:45 pm
by DesR85
Craig wrote:"If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough!"
Eh...I'm not going to use a bazooka on him.

Getting him drunk might help. After all, alcohol is pretty darn effective, if you ask me.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:49 am
by AmpaSand
Good idea, try mexican knockout shots.
1 shot spirits
Fist
Drink the shot hold in mouth and get punched in jaw. Repeat
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:45 am
by Kipi
DesR85 wrote:Eh...I'm not going to use a bazooka on him.

Getting him drunk might help. After all, alcohol is pretty darn effective, if you ask me.
Are you still talking about me?
Alcohol does sound good, bring it on!!

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:18 am
by Fiberfar
Kipi wrote:Are you still talking about me?
Alcohol does sound good, bring it on!!
Moonshine and coffee coming your way!

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:48 am
by Kipi
Fiberfar wrote:Moonshine and coffee coming your way!
Moonshine...
What was in that??

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:52 am
by Fiberfar
Kipi wrote:Moonshine...
What was in that??
Moonshine? 96% pure alcohol
Read up on it on wikipedia and scroll down until you find Norway

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:13 am
by DesR85
Fiberfar wrote:Moonshine? 96% pure alcohol
Hey, you sure Moonshine is safe?

Because I've heard of people dying of alcohol poisoning as a result of drinking that stuff.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:13 pm
by Kipi
DesR85 wrote:Hey, you sure Moonshine is safe?

Because I've heard of people dying of alcohol poisoning as a result of drinking that stuff.
It's the ammount, man...
THE AMMOUNT 
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:56 pm
by Maharlika
Talk about semantic webbing...
Fiberfar wrote:Moonshine? 96% pure alcohol
Read up on it on wikipedia and scroll down until you find Norway
... and while you're at it, check out Bloodstalker and Moonshine... they ALWAYS go together.