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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:14 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=dj_venom]You could always hide out in the west of Australia Magrus, there your only worries are dingos trying to steal your baby.

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Dude dingo's are dangerous I wouldn't mess with those mothers...
oooooh Mag had a "can you get me into a rated r movie" relationship?
Do tell

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:16 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]If the IRA have disbanded why is Belfast one of the Top Ten Most Dangerous Cities/ Areas in the world??

It's like the f-ing Middle East up there but without all the sand...
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Well, there's the 'Real IRA' still in existence I think.
Right. I'll be going as well. See you all later.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:18 pm
by TonyMontana1638
Bye Rav!
... heyheyhey! my first successul instance of postfarming! sweet!

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:18 pm
by Magrus
dj_venom wrote:Not anymore, *nasaly voice* the dingo's got your baby.
If some dingo did have my theoretical child, I do believe I'd get a dingo skin jacket for father's day.
oooooh Mag had a "can you get me into a rated r movie" relationship?
Do tell
Erm, curious young Aussie leads off with a string of "I bet you can't make me..." and I prove her wrong until I'm threatened with being buried in southern Australia. That work for "do tell"?
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:21 pm
by TonyMontana1638
That's perfect thanks... Actually that kinda sounds like fun :mischief:

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Wait! No! That's disgusting! Aaaagh Phreddie what have you done to me!!!

:speech: :speech:
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:22 pm
by dj_venom
And I do believe you must pay child support also

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:24 pm
by Magrus
'Twas fun. :devil:
Child support? Not likely. If some dingo took my baby, he can pay child support.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:25 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=Magrus]'Twas fun. :devil:
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You dog you :mischief:

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I take it you're both from Australia then? I know DJ is but up until this point I knew Mag only by his disturbing (er,
sterling) reputation...
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:28 pm
by dj_venom
Well his location says 'NY' so I think he's New Yorker...
And Mag, it's either pay child support, or go to jail for being responsible for the murder of your child... until some crackpot says he has the baby and buried it about 25 years ago.
Gotta love Australia!

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:31 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well his location says 'NY' so I think he's New Yorker...
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*Runs headfirst into brick wall*
... Ugh that was stupid

, I didn't even bother to look

as most people put pure crap for their location so I forget it's there... All the talk about dingo's and him being buried in australia, I just naturally assumed

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:32 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]You dog you :mischief:

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I take it you're both from Australia then? I know DJ is but up until this point I knew Mag only by his disturbing (er,
sterling) reputation...[/QUOTE]
Nope, never been to Australia. Very short relationship with a family spending a summer in the states here. They left early, on my account....
I honestly cannot see myself in the position where I'd have a child, it just seems like a crime against humanity.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:36 pm
by dj_venom
Are you saying that I am not next to a Vegemite sandwich. I'm shocked Tony

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I didn't realise your genes were
THAT bad

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:38 pm
by Magrus
It's not my genes I'm worried about. It's me teaching a child what I know about life at a young age. A little child heading into school with my kind of attitude now...all hell would break loose. Especially with my genes.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:39 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Are you saying that I am not next to a Vegemite sandwich. I'm shocked Tony

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I'm actually in no position to judge you as I have no idea what a Vegemite Sandwich is

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A crime against humanity? Having a kid seems more masochistic than sadistic...

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:42 pm
by dj_venom
He would leave his teachers heart broken at the end of each year

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Vegemite is an Aussie spread, just like peanut butter. Except for some reason, only Aussies seem to like eating it. The irony is, it is owned by an overseas company.
And that explains why you have no idea what it is.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:45 pm
by TonyMontana1638
Sounds delicious, and I do love me peanut butter an jelly...
I love retail irony like that dj, like everytime I look at an American flag and it says "made in china"... Really fills ya with a sense of pride, you know?

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:47 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Sounds delicious, and I do love me peanut butter an jelly...
I love retail irony like that dj, like everytime I look at an American flag and it says "made in china"... Really fills ya with a sense of pride, you know?

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PBG? You a student living in an apartment?
Canada's are made in Taiwan.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:50 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]PBG? You a student living in an apartment?
Canada's are made in Taiwan.

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Yessir I am, and I'm darn proud of it

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Man, you Canadians got it good... Taiwan's way better than China, I'd ccut off my left foot for Taiwanese stuff... No, wait, nevermind...

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:50 pm
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Sounds delicious, and I do love me peanut butter an jelly...

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Nononono, I didn't mean it tastes like peanut butter, I was just making sure you knew what I meant by spread...
It's full of yeast extract, and vitamin C, so if you like that, dig in.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:52 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Nononono, I didn't mean it tastes like peanut butter, I was just making sure you knew what I meant by spread...
It's full of yeast extract, and vitamin C, so if you like that, dig in.[/QUOTE]
You can't buy vegemite in Canada...
@ Tony: How much Mac and Cheese from KD do you eat daily?
