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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:34 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Phreddie]Y'all rang?

I have my lobbyist on speed dial, so out with the specist info or off to the hopper this issue goes.[/QUOTE]

Once more in English?

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:35 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Fiona]It occurs to me that there is nothing to indicate a 'napping of any sort and there may be no case to answer. After all, everything I have seen of Nano suggests he would be unlikely to resist a proposition that he leave with Rav. :laugh:[/QUOTE]Oh... do we need a crime for there to be punishment? :( :( :(

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:36 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Fiona]Once more in English?[/QUOTE]
Tell me whats up or Ill drown Congress in legislation to illegalise bunn-ay's, and evict them all from earth via catapult, and do so by pulling resources away from other, not as important departments, such as education, welfare, and government nrun ice cream shops.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:37 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Lestat]Oh... do we need a crime for there to be punishment? :( :( :( [/QUOTE]

It is usual

@ Phreddie. Well we thought Rav might have kidnapped your conspecific. But there is some doubt about that now

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:40 pm
by Lestat
Phreddie is channeling Dubya! :eek:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:41 pm
by Fiona
Well someone has to

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:46 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Fiona]It is usual[/QUOTE]
Since when was this ever done the 'usual' way?

*Tosses Lestat a key ring* One of those keys will open the dungeon downstairs, it has been stocked with some very traditional items, and a few rather creative inventions of the designer of said dungeon. The other keys are to be used in any way you see fit. Who knows? One of those keys may be able to unlock the information in Rav's head. ;)

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:48 pm
by Fiona
*notices keys are made of ferrous metal. Deploys very big magnet to steal them. Runs away"

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:55 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Fiona]*notices keys are made of ferrous metal. Deploys very big magnet to steal them. Runs away"[/QUOTE]
*Deploys even bigger magnet, sucks keys and Fiona back to me, claps Fiona in irons, and throws the iron keys back to Lestat.*

Have fun.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:57 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Phreddie]*Deploys even bigger magnet, sucks keys and Fiona back to me, claps Fiona in irons, and throws the iron keys back to Lestat.*

Have fun.[/QUOTE]

Way too late, sunshine. You want the keys *talk* to the man :p

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:03 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Fiona]It occurs to me that there is nothing to indicate a 'napping of any sort and there may be no case to answer. After all, everything I have seen of Nano suggests he would be unlikely to resist a proposition that he leave with Rav. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't it be more likely that after I kidnap him, that he would try to trap me in with him? :eek:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:05 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Ravager]Wouldn't it be more likely that after I kidnap him, that he would try to trap me in with him? :eek: [/QUOTE]I see a Stockholm syndrom coming yes... :D

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:07 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Lestat]I see a Stockholm syndrom coming yes... :D [/QUOTE]
No, this would exist pre the kidnapping.... :laugh:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:11 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Ravager]No, this would exist pre the kidnapping.... :laugh:[/QUOTE]

*sighs* A confession, no less. "Retrieves keys from coon corpse and throws them through the window to Lestat.Walks away sadder and wiser"

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:13 pm
by Lestat
Oh great, now my keys reek of raccoon...

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:16 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Lestat]Oh great, now my keys reek of raccoon...[/QUOTE]

Doesn't do to be squeamish. And it is the least of Rav's worries :D

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:23 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Fiona]*sighs* A confession, no less. "Retrieves keys from coon corpse and throws them through the window to Lestat.Walks away sadder and wiser"[/QUOTE]
I'm speaking hypothetically, thank you very much.... :rolleyes: :p

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:27 pm
by Fiona
I am sure Lestat will give you a fair hearing if you explain that to him, Rav ;)

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:27 pm
by Phreddie
*Pulls out nine tails*
Well look it here, he starting to deny his previous confessions... lets see if we cant get him to open up a bit, shall we?

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:28 pm
by Fiona
Hmmm. Not so sure about Phreddie, mind :speech: