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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:56 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Takes experimenting with furniture to a whole new level. Next some crazy fool will try using a bed :speech:[/QUOTE]

:laugh: To be perfectly honest, a bed wouldn't have worked nearly as well for the stuff we were doing. Besides, she was scheduled to be there to see to it customer's were taken care of. She had to stay, and I was NOT leaving her alone after seeing her in that get up. :o

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:37 pm
by Magrus
Lesson of the Day:

Angry girls are only fun if you can profit from making up with them. :p

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:46 pm
by ch85us2001
Wow, that just bumped the SF off page one. :eek: :speech:

Methinks its a first!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:47 pm
by Magrus
:D Me so happy now.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:47 pm
by Athena
My application:

[*]Do you drink?
/yes

[*]How often do you drink?
/not at work

[*]What is your favorite drink?
/chocolate espresso martini

[*]Would you consider yourself perverted?
/yes

[*]If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
/yes

[*]Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
/yes?

[*]When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
/ 2001 completely twisted on vodka after school I jumped off a porch caught my foot broke my toe and passed out on the lawn my brother threatened to spray me with a garden hose if I didn't get up. It was actually more of a faceplant.

[*]Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
/comrade

[*]Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
/I have a picture for this

[*]Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
/no?

[*]What is your take on the corruption of children?
/censorship is so unamerican

[*]Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.
/because you need my talent

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:49 pm
by Magrus
Welcome aboard Athena. I've been waiting for this...:devil:

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:51 pm
by ik911
I'll just look away

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:52 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=ik911]I'll just look away[/QUOTE]

I didn't know the ikster was squimish. :confused:

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:56 pm
by ik911
[QUOTE=Magrus]squimish.[/QUOTE]Don't use words that aren't in any dictionary. You know how I love dictionaries.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:57 pm
by Athena
Icarus, you're no square. (you don't fool me) :D

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:57 pm
by Magrus
Sorry, sorry, drunk... squeamish. There. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=squeamish

Athena, time for your initiation, which is long, long overdue!

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:59 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Athena]Icarus, you're no square. (you don't fool me) :D [/QUOTE]
exactly, in geometrical terms I do believe they are refered to as Triangles. ;)

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:59 pm
by Athena
Ar, capitan, what uncharted waters do we sail in next...

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:00 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Athena]Ar, capitan, what uncharted waters do we sail in next...[/QUOTE]

Does this mean I get to call you "wench" then? :confused:

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:01 pm
by ik911
Oh, I'm not squeamish then. It's just that I get bored quickly.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:02 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=ik911]Oh, I'm not squeamish then. It's just that I get bored quickly.[/QUOTE]

Me too. It's hard to keep my attention.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:02 pm
by Athena
is that what you want?

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:02 pm
by Phreddie
Hey mag! Look! A flying Oreo!

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:03 pm
by ik911
Why does Athena keep posting in almost random colors?

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:04 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=ik911]Why does Athena keep posting in almost random colors?[/QUOTE]
She wants to be just like me, minus the Queen.

She figures she'll start by randomizing colors. :cool: