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Originally posted by C Elegans


Hm, maybe I should tie you up better in order to avoid you making a mess at my yard? No, you're sweeter as it is :D
Argh! Im a dangerous and fearsom male! Why is it noone can see that? :mad:

*Takes a few swings at CE crushing some plates and various kitchen equipment*
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Post by C Elegans »

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Who's Dinner?

No wait dont answer that....I know.

Poor, poor Dottie..... :(
Ah, we all have to eat anyway. Swedish Dottiemeatballs is a delicacy - or perhaps you are a vegetarian, in which case I think there are parts of Dottie that surely belongs to the kingdom of plants. ;) :D
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Originally posted by Tybaltus

Poor, poor Dottie..... :(
Dont just stand there... Do something!
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Originally posted by Dottie


Dont just stand there... Do something!
You think *he's* going to try to face off against CE?
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just tell me when my lunch is ready, i certainly hope this doesn't take too long
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Originally posted by Aqua-chan


You think *he's* going to try to face off against CE?
Why not? is there something I dont know about him?

Though If he doesnt help I would apreciate if you did...
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Originally posted by C Elegans


Good evening CM, care for some shish kebab? Dottie is not exactly lamb or steak, but he's not pork either, so I guess it would be fine for you? I actually think he is closest to "seafood" - he is built similar to a scallop anyway.
Hmmm....as an anti-darkflame i cant stand to see a Spammer cooked even if it is for the good of humanity. Thus Df protect yourself, i will aid Dottie in his battle against you. :p :D

Plus i want to make you suffer now, so when i lose the debate i can say i beat you in something :D
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Post by Aqua-chan »

Originally posted by Dottie


Why not? is there something I dont know about him?

Though If he doesnt help I would apreciate if you did...
**raises an eyebrow**

You think *I* would be dumb enough to go up against CE?
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Post by C Elegans »

Originally posted by Dottie
Argh! Im a dangerous and fearsom male! Why is it noone can see that? :mad:

*Takes a few swings at CE crushing some plates and various kitchen equipment*
As you know dear, our society is prejudiced and narrow minded...your skirts may have something to do with that...and the fact that you look so cute.. :D

Ooops, there goes the plates, hope you don't mind eating at paper plates.

Dont just stand there... Do something!
Yes, Tyb, do something - please add some salt, will you? :)
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Originally posted by CM


Hmmm....as an anti-darkflame i cant stand to see a Spammer cooked even if it is for the good of humanity. Thus Df protect yourself, i will aid Dottie in his battle against you.

Plus i want to make you suffer now, so when i lose the debate i can say i beat you in something :D
Helps come from a unexpected source. And in the form of a mad Pakistani with a rifle to boot. :) This is my lucky day, cheers CM. :)
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Originally posted by Dottie


Why not? is there something I dont know about him?

Though If he doesnt help I would apreciate if you did...
Well what am I supposed to do? Stand about?
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Originally posted by CM
Hmmm....as an anti-darkflame i cant stand to see a Spammer cooked even if it is for the good of humanity. Thus Df protect yourself, i will aid Dottie in his battle against you. :p :D

Plus i want to make you suffer now, so when i lose the debate i can say i beat you in something :D
But I am not a Darkflame!

Besides, if you help me out instead I may prove easier to debate against, hmmm? ;)
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Originally posted by C Elegans


Yes, Tyb, do something - please add some salt, will you? :)
Ive got barbecue sauce. Do you think that will work?
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Well Dottie, anything for a fellow err....we dont have much in common other than we dont like these DF. Thus i will help.

*loads his Bunny Killer and throws his uzi to Dottie*

Now have some fun....
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well i'm not a DF either, but i want my lunch.
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Originally posted by CM
Well Dottie, anything for a follow err....we dont have much in common other than we dont like these DF. Thus i will help.

*loads his Bunny Killer and throws his uzi to Dottie*

Now have some fun....
If we start blowing things up-then the tavern will be in shambles. Where would we relax and drink?
Before we turn this tavern into a pile of junk-lets think about the consequences of our actions......
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@CM: I dont dislike the darkflames att all, its CE I cant stand. ;) *Takes the Uzi and throws it at CE real hard* Yeah, that will show her.
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Post by CM »

Originally posted by C Elegans


But I am not a Darkflame!

Besides, if you help me out instead I may prove easier to debate against, hmmm? ;)
Yes you are, in my eyes. It is all perception and my warped sense of reality :D

Now that wouldnt be sporting, plus then i would have beat you, you would let me win. And that will hurt my ego even more :D

Logic I wear an Anti DF full metal plate which is Acid and Fire Resistant. Try again :p (Fire is obvious, acid because of DW) :D
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Post by CM »

Originally posted by Tybaltus

If we start blowing things up-then the tavern will be in shambles. Where would we relax and drink?
Before we turn this tavern into a pile of junk-lets think about the consequences of our actions......
They stop roasting Dottie and everything will be fine, and stop picking on him. Esp. CE. :p Not that he doesnt like it or anything, but still..... :D
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*shoots magic missle at CM*
*shoots fireball at Dottie* (that way we can kill him and cook him at the same time)
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