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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:01 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Lestat]Come to Belgium, it's 16 over here! :D [/QUOTE]
Do you guys have crazy drunk people in kilts? I think not! :D ;)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:04 pm
by Ravager
Umm...there is a difference between Scotland and Ireland, Chu...that difference is that kilts are in Scotland and not Ireland. :laugh: ;)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:06 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Do you guys have crazy drunk people in kilts? I think not! :D ;) [/QUOTE]Yes, they are called "women". :eek: :D

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:06 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Lestat]Yes, they are called "women". :eek: :D [/QUOTE]
I wish Fiona were here to see that . . . :D

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:09 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Aramant]Yar. Almost didn't get it, though. Idiot mailman decided it would be better to leave my mail on the front step rather than in the conveniently provided mailbox on the door, and it all blew away. Luckily the neighbours have a fence.[/QUOTE]

Did you file a complaint?


[quote="Chu]Anyone know what the Dirking age in Dublin"]

I didn't think you were allowed to carry around weapons on the streets in Ireland. :laugh:

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:19 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]I didn't think you were allowed to carry around weapons on the streets in Ireland. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Isn't it legal in the IoM? :confused: :p ;)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:22 pm
by Lestat
Only if the dirk is used to cut the tails of cats. ;) :D

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:30 pm
by Ravager
Another example of Manx gone wrong... :p ;)

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:30 pm
by ch85us2001
What do IoMers have against cats? *protects kitten*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:36 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]What do IoMers have against cats? *protects kitten*[/QUOTE]

Manx, not "IoMers".

The cats are born that way.

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:36 pm
by Ravager
Maybe they don't like Queen...
*brandishes dirk*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:38 pm
by ch85us2001
*brandishes Guitar*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:39 pm
by Damuna_Nova
Anyway, last I checked my cat had a tail.

...Well, except for the end, which had been cut off.

But that was to save it's life! :mad:

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:39 pm
by Phreddie
*Walks in, sees stand off. Jumps in the middle and brandishes a tuning fork and a tuna*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:43 pm
by ch85us2001
*cuts Phreddie down with the Holy Red Special, tuna goes flying*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:44 pm
by Ravager
*cuts open Chu's guitar while whistling The Good, The Bad and The Ugly tune* :p

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:44 pm
by Phreddie
*Smacks Chu with the Tuning Fork, resulting vibrations deafen all in the room. Takes ear plugs out of ears*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:46 pm
by ch85us2001
*a valve spring pops out and hits rav in the eye*
*Chu is used to the vibrations from Drag Cars, and isn't affected*

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:48 pm
by Ravager
*spammer's goggles +5 protect me, summons a spam storm down on Chu*
Ahh, just like the good old days... :o :p

Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:51 pm
by ch85us2001
We should start our own P&P. No rules. DM dictates. :laugh:


*Ravager's Dirk Cut's the power cord, sending a 120 Amp charge down his arm*

*Is hit with a can, causing 5 damage*