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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:16 pm
by Chanak
Rats.
I was hoping for the torture chamber. Argggh!
LMAO....we could make you listen to Abba, just so you don't feel left out!
(swooning in a faint)...just as long as it's not "Dancing Queen."
grooannnnn
@Georgi:
Certainly. @DW, could you pass me one of those nice new velvet blindfolds? Unless you would prefer something rougher, @Chanak... I have some sandpaper somewhere here...
!!!
You are so good at your job, you read my mind. That's
exactly what I was thinking of...
A psychic torture chamber supplier! ROTFLOL!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:18 pm
by dragon wench
(swooning in a faint)...just as long as it's not "Dancing Queen." grooannnnn
Oooooh I like it when they swoon, it makes the application of the machines so much more enjoyable
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:21 pm
by Georgi
Re: Rats.
Originally posted by Chanak
(swooning in a faint)...just as long as it's not "Dancing Queen." grooannnnn
Now that's what we like to hear *puts on Dancing Queen*
You are so good at your job, you read my mind. That's exactly what I was thinking of...
A psychic torture chamber supplier! ROTFLOL!!!
We aim to please... no, wait, that's not exactly accurate...
*constructs blindfold of sandpaper and rubber bands* Here we go...
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:52 pm
by Chanak
Where's Kayless?
This would definitely
not be an appropriate torture for Kayless.
@dragon wench:
Oooooh I like it when they swoon, it makes the application of the machines so much more enjoyable
Oy vay...I think the room's beginning to spin.
Abbuh..Abbi...I mean Abba! is a really effective means of dampening the 'ol brain waves...the effect is not unlike being in the back of an old 1979 Mercury station wagon with an exhaust leak. You begin to feel...nauseous.
I think I like it.
Next?
@Georgi:
Now that's what we like to hear *puts on Dancing Queen*
Your talents are...transcendant, really. So effective that I fear I'd like to offer you the honorific "Mistress of the Sublime and Scary."
I am in awe.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:55 pm
by Dottie
Hey! As a Swede I find it quite offensive that you bring up ABBA. Its pretty much the same as to bring up the holocaust with a german.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:57 pm
by Krynus
lol... I guess you don't want these tickets to
Mamma Mia, then?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:00 pm
by Dottie
Watch it, or else...
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:04 pm
by Chanak
@Dottie:
Hey! As a Swede I find it quite offensive that you bring up ABBA. Its pretty much the same as to bring up the holocaust with a german.
I didn't know you were Swedish...
I liked Mr. Flibble's previous avatar better. The Swedish Chef was my favorite character from the Muppet Show.
In regards to Abba...if they would have played a different genre - instead of the horrifically terrible disco - I might have liked 'em.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:06 pm
by Dottie
Im not sure if I could have liked them whatever they would atempt to play, But I guess tastes differ.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:13 pm
by dragon wench
Oy vay...I think the room's beginning to spin.
Is that because you THINK is spinning, is it because you WANT it to spin, or is it just that strange contraption you are presently sitting on.....?
Hi Dottie
welcome to SYM's refuge for the twisted!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:15 pm
by Dottie
@DW: Yes... hmm.. What
is this place exactly? I think it scares me abit.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:18 pm
by Krynus
Dottie: I'm not really sure what kind of place this is... just heed this advice: don't, for the love of god, try to pass yourself off for a member of the Torture Chamber Review Board...
*Nervously glances from one end of the room to the other*
Alcohol! Need more alcohol!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:20 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Dottie
@DW: Yes... hmm.. What is this place exactly? I think it scares me abit.
It is a pub for the depraved, if you haven't already, check out our features on the first page of this thread
actually it is quite old, Georgi decided to refurbish it tonight, so we have been dusting it off and welcoming new....erm...guests.....
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:24 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Krynus
Alcohol! Need more alcohol!
*pours Kynus this evening's house special*
passionfruit daquairi with a
TWIST of...... erm...never mind...that is the secret ingredient....
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:24 pm
by Dottie
@DW: Ah, but that doesnt look so bad, infact I think it suits me.
Do you mind if I change the music?
@Krynus: you did mention something about a Torture Chamber Review Board?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:27 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Dottie
@DW: Ah, but that doesnt look so bad, infact I think it suits me.
Do you mind if I change the music?
Indeed, I thought you would feel at home here....
please do...perhaps something more suited to the ambiance....Velvet Underground maybe? Or anything else that appeals to you.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:29 pm
by Krynus
Originally posted by dragon wench
*pours Kynus this evening's house special*
passionfruit daquairi with a TWIST of...... erm...never mind...that is the secret ingredient....
Ahh... much, much better
Originally posted by Dottie
@Krynus: you did mention something about a Torture Chamber Review Board?
yah, don't mention it... you will be interrogated and thrown into the Torture Chamber for faking a TCRB ID...
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:31 pm
by Dottie
Originally posted by dragon wench
Indeed, I thought you would feel at home here....
please do...perhaps something more suited to the ambiance....Velvet Underground maybe? Or anything else that appeals to you.
Can I have a random drink?
To be suprised in here feels like a good idea
I was thinking more along the lines of Die Form - Masochist but I can stand Velvet Underground as well.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:33 pm
by Dottie
Originally posted by Krynus
yah, don't mention it... you will be interrogated and thrown into the Torture Chamber for faking a TCRB ID...
The features list didnt mention a Torture Chamber I think, was this added later to suit customer demands?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:34 pm
by Krynus
Ask DW about it... I'm sure she'll love to enlighten you ...