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Originally posted by Ned Flanders


I must confess, the episode where I was abducted by Motley Crue and taught to walk on the "wild side" was never aired. Vince, Tommy, Nikki, and Mick taught me the pleasures of being overabundant in grain alcohol, narcotics, and sleazy groupies. Let me tell you, it is way better than family life, unless you're Tommy Lee.

ROFLMAGDOTIH

Oh no, you DON'T!!!

Originally posted by VoodooDali


Comin' right up.

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, you will all now be issued mandatory heart-covered boxer shorts.

Not this time, Mama-san! You are NOT gonna make this place DANDY again! But I'll take those boxers anytime!!!

Excuse me...



...I got to take a leak.

impressive Marhalika,

at least you use the proper facilities. I'm usually P.I.T.U.S. when it comes to the men's room.

Who's ready for a shot o' two.

Anywhere, anytime...

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
impressive Marhalika,

at least you use the proper facilities. I'm usually P.I.T.U.S. when it comes to the men's room.

Who's ready for a shot o' two.

...and almost anything that you offer to drink.

PITUS? Enlightenmen me on this. I know what FLATUS is, but PITUS?

BTW, your shine Ned goes well when one reads the magz here. All of a sudden these freeze frame babes suddenly come to life!

And no, they don't look like bunnies to me...

...more like real-life Jessica Rabbit!

OOOO-HA!!!

The Ultimate Raiment of Machismo.

After that studly thread and a few discussions with Harry and Fas, I was wondering what you buddies think of the perfect getup that excudes uber manliness...

...let me see...

Fas: dhoti
Harry: kilt
Maharlika: sarong
Weasel: speedo
Waverly: tight tennis shorts
Aegis: toga
Bloodstalker: anything with leather?
Gruntboy: pantless?

so, are there anymore input?

BTW, I'm not referring to this kind of getup...

Re: The Ultimate Raiment of Machismo.

Originally posted by Maharlika
After that studly thread and a few discussions with Harry and Fas, I was wondering what you buddies think of the perfect getup that excudes uber manliness...

...let me see...

Fas: dhoti
Harry: kilt
Maharlika: sarong
Weasel: speedo
Waverly: tight tennis shorts
Aegis: toga
Bloodstalker: anything with leather?
Gruntboy: pantless?

so, are there anymore input?

BTW, I'm not referring to this kind of getup...

Levis 501,stonewashed, "shrunk to fit", no underwear. (Just don't ask.... )

No worries,

Beldin

a lamp shade

Originally posted by frogus
a lamp shade

Where ?

Who let my fascination for leather out of the bag?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Who let my fascination for leather out of the bag?

Who doesn't have a fascination with leather?

i don't think anyone who has seen Bloodstaker in leather will remain fascinated by it... [the horror, the horror!]

What are you doing looking in my bathroom while I pretend I am Tommy Lee in the mirror?

Originally posted by Robnark
i don't think anyone who has seen Bloodstaker in leather will remain fascinated by it... [the horror, the horror!]

ooohhhhhhh.....good one!!

ba-da-bump, one more time.

Out last night with the gang. Trendy bar, trendy beer, trendy people. Note: I despise these kinds of places. One drink leads to another, conversation partakes with new ladies, and I, in my infinite wisdom go off on a tangent bashing equal rights for women. It must be stated here I was doing all my friends a favor because it would've been tragic if any of them went home one of this trio we stumbled upon.

anyway, during my nonsensical rant, one of them had the audacity to call me a chauvinist. I started laughing and can't remember if I thought of CM first or this thread. Thus, the bump has some meaning.

That said, come on in boys. We've just renewed the Playboy subscription and the brewmeister is full. Nothing like beer on cheerios for breakfast.

Say, Flanders, are you going to be watching the The Girl Next Door: The Search for a Playboy Centerfold on Fox? The women's groups are up in arms over this.

Just so you know, you're allowed to be a jerk or chauvanist if it saves one of your buddies from having a coyote experience.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
ba-da-bump, one more time.

Out last night with the gang. Trendy bar, trendy beer, trendy people. Note: I despise these kinds of places. One drink leads to another, conversation partakes with new ladies, and I, in my infinite wisdom go off on a tangent bashing equal rights for women. It must be stated here I was doing all my friends a favor because it would've been tragic if any of them went home one of this trio we stumbled upon.

anyway, during my nonsensical rant, one of them had the audacity to call me a chauvinist. I started laughing and can't remember if I thought of CM first or this thread. Thus, the bump has some meaning.

That said, come on in boys. We've just renewed the Playboy subscription and the brewmeister is full. Nothing like beer on cheerios for breakfast.

Why would you bash equal rights for women? Or should I not intrude here?

HLD,

I was not aware of the search for the centerfold but I'll make a note of it. The SO will be pleased to come home from work and find some of my friends over enjoying a few brews and a quality fox special.

Re: coyote experience. Very true although I was just being a jerk to the female strangers because I knew I wouldn't like them just because of the place we were in. It was not my choice to go there in the first place. Still, had a blast and probably am a real jerk for taking the 'when are we going to see these people again attitude'. Furthermore, my rant on my disapproval for women's equal rights is not something I truly believe (although I might not have to clarify that in this thread). I was just toying with them to get them fired up. It worked.

the women equal rights bashing was just playing a part. A little male chauvinist fun.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
the women equal rights bashing was just playing a part. A little male chauvinist fun.

*hug*

No, that was me overreacting.

*hug*