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Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Drops his speedo's and bears his posterier...

*In light of this disaster....I run away*

Originally posted by C Elegans
Dear Tom,

There is nothing wrong with wanting to be a dwarf. However, when one feels a strong urge to be something else than what one is, there is always reason to question why this urge is so strong.

Whereas appreciating of the simple things is life may lead to happiness, hatred seldom does. Beside, couldn't you hold a love for gold and ale and dislike orchs even if you are not a dwarf?

I also sense an aggression in you. Do you believe everybody want to be a dwarf? Do you believe everybody should want to be a dwarf? Now, tell me about your childhood.

And please try these speedos...

Sorry CE Dwarves dont wear speedos

Now your first question is a good one. The thing is that dwarves have an uncomplicated outlook on life and they love GOLD and ALE instinctively while humans can only do so relectivly. And therin lies the whole difference since love should never be tainted by intellect.

to your other questions. no, yes.

my childhood was unexeptionel mostly spent in the deep mines looking for that elusive vein of gold in the small tunnels where the grownups could not go.

Originally posted by Tom
Sorry CE Dwarves dont wear speedos

Bah, so they are conservative and narrow-minded!

The thing is that dwarves have an uncomplicated outlook on life and they love GOLD and ALE instinctively while humans can only do so relectivly. And therin lies the whole difference since love should never be tainted by intellect.

Do we know for sure that the love for gold and ale in an inherent instint? Is it entirely genetically determined, or does it just look inherent because the Dwarf society has strong norms and reinforce a love for gold and ale, whereas other inclinations are punished or ignored?

ANNOUCEMENT

The position as my secretary has gone to Mr Sleep.

Since all the applicants have shown unexpected virtues and skills, I will however give them all a second chance. From Monday, I will be away for approximately 2 weeks, and during this time, Yshania will replace me. All interesting in future positions should use this time to assist Ysh as best they can, and I may offer you positions when I return.

An entirely fair and objective board of advisors, consisting of T'raptor, Minerva and Georgi will help Ysh and me assess the candidates.

Originally posted by C Elegans
An entirely fair and objective board of advisors, consisting of T'raptor, Minerva and Georgi will help Ysh and me...

Hmm, this isn't a contradiction in terms...

Absolutely not, Ode

To all my dear patients: I will be away on holiday for two weeks. Mr Sleep will handle all questions during this time. Should you need immediate care, Yshania has the key to the soft cell.

See you all in two weeks time!

C U, Doc... treatment can wait

Ciao Doc. *hug* See you in a fortnight.

**tries to close his ripped shirt, discovers that it's impossible and throws it away**

OK, Doc - have a nice holiday, I'm prepared whenever you call for me .

No worries,

Beldin

Originally posted by C Elegans
ANNOUCEMENT

The position as my secretary has gone to Mr Sleep.

Ahhh Okay, so does anyone have anything they want to share?

Seeyah CE

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Ahhh Okay, so does anyone have anything they want to share?

Does the soft cell with the board of Advisors apply ?

I too have something to share. Put some trousers on over those speedos, please!

Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Ahhh Okay, so does anyone have anything they want to share?

CE didnt provide a solution to my problem, neither did she give me references when I asked for it. Perhaps you could help?

Originally posted by Dottie
CE didnt provide a solution to my problem, neither did she give me references when I asked for it. Perhaps you could help?

Okay, go over your problem again and i'll see what i can do

@Ode, don't you think it provides a more relaxed atmosphere?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
@Ode, don't you think it provides a more relaxed atmosphere?

No, while it is less formal than say, a tuxedo or a business suit, it's just making me nervous and not at all relaxed.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
No, while it is less formal than say, a tuxedo or a business suit, it's just making me nervous and not at all relaxed.

Okay, okay i see your point *dons his floursecent speedo* better?

I'm not sure wandering around naked is setting a good example as a mod...

You mean you weren't wearing your speedos before?! The horror! The horror!

That gives credibility to all "temporary insanity" pleas in here. I have just gone temporarily (at least, I hope it's temporarily) blind .

Originally posted by Eerhardt
That gives credibility to all "temporary insanity" pleas in here. I have just gone temporarily (at least, I hope it's temporarily) blind .

You're lucky, I retained my sight through the whole thing.
*Begins trying to gouge out his eyes*

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Begins trying to gouge out his eyes*

*hands Ode a selection of eye-gouging implements* These might help

@Sleepy congratulations on your new appointment. Does this mean you're in charge of the electro-shock therapy?